Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Yellow card for Mauro Camoranesi

    For that foul, Mauro Camoranesi can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  2. 86'

    Goal for French Swimming! Joueur8

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Bixente Lizarazu plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Joueur8 intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  3. 62'

    Yellow card for Bube

    And yes, it's logical; Bube gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  4. 37'

    Goal for AS Binic! Aldaïr

    Mauro Camoranesi escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Aldaïr, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  5. 33'

    Fyxe goes down injured

    Fyxe is limping badly after that challenge; he should be cautious and get substituted.

  6. 21'

    Free kick scored by Paul Pogba

    Paul Pogba completely mis-hits his shot, but it takes a deflection off a defender, catching the keeper off guard and finding the back of the net!

  7. 4'

    Goal for French Swimming! Joueur8

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Joueur8 faces Bixente Lizarazu, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

What a spectacular display of absolute incompetence—or perhaps "artistic interpretation" of football—we witnessed today! AS Binic started the match like they were chasing a bus, managing to squeeze in two goals despite a measly two shots on target. It was a masterclass in efficiency that would make a sloth blush. Meanwhile, French Swimming spent the first half looking like they were trying to solve a complex math equation with their feet, missing target after target and even losing a player to injury in the 33rd minute. Talk about a rough day at the office! 🤡

The drama peaked in the final minutes when French Swimming finally remembered that the goal is the big net thingy, clawing their way back to a 2-2 draw. The officiating was, predictably, a total circus; both sides picked up a yellow card for their valiant efforts to break each other's shins rather than the deadlock. With AS Binic racking up five fouls and French Swimming committing a whopping seven, it’s a miracle the referee didn't just give up and go home to watch Netflix. ⚽

In the end, AS Binic will go home wondering how they let a two-goal lead vanish into the thin air of the pitch, while French Swimming should probably trade their boots for literal swimming trunks given their erratic shooting accuracy. A draw that felt less like a sporting contest and more like a comedy of errors, leaving everyone in the stands questioning their life choices. Same time next week for more mediocrity, folks! 📉

Match details

On 25/10/2026 06:30

Stade AS Binic (AS Binic)

60000 spectators

No extra time

Lev Yachine
302 pts
26 yrs
Bixente L...
298 pts
32 yrs
Marc Planus
294 pts
28 yrs
Shoma Tsu...
296 pts
24 yrs
Aldaïr
328 pts
24 yrs
Edgar Davids
311 pts
22 yrs
Paul Pogba
302 pts
30 yrs
Mauro Cam...
304 pts
24 yrs
Hidetoshi...
302 pts
30 yrs
Victor Ik...
308 pts
22 yrs
Patrice Loko
305 pts
24 yrs
Joueur1
346 pts
30 yrs
Dyvi
334 pts
24 yrs
Joueur5
332 pts
29 yrs
Joueur4
335 pts
28 yrs
Joueur2
167 pts
34 yrs
Joueur8
341 pts
31 yrs
Hilu
341 pts
24 yrs
Bube
345 pts
24 yrs
Joueur10
330 pts
28 yrs
Fyxe
333 pts
24 yrs
Hiwy
336 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That is it, it is over!... 2-2... Neither team managed to show their superiority on the scoreboard.

  2. 88'

    Yellow card for Mauro Camoranesi

    For that foul, Mauro Camoranesi can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  3. 88'

    Mauro Camoranesi makes no attempt to play the ball there! Dyvi is on the ground. It is a foul.

  4. 86'

    Goal for French Swimming! Joueur8

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Bixente Lizarazu plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Joueur8 intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  5. 84'

    Paul Pogba delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Victor Ikpeba was all alone in front of the goal.

  6. 82'

    Aldaïr cuts inside to beat his marker, but Joueur4 hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  7. 80'

    Nice pass from Bixente Lizarazu to Patrice Loko, but unfortunately he zigged while Patrice Loko zagged.

  8. 76'

    Shot off target by Hiwy

    From over thirty meters out, Hiwy tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  9. 71'

    Shot off target by Aldaïr

    Aldaïr tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  10. 69'

    Hidetoshi Nakata goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Fyxe wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  11. 67'

    Hiwy is on the edge of offside as he receives a superb pass from Joueur4, but he was indeed offside...

  12. 64'

    Paul Pogba dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Bube didn't want to be the third!

  13. 62'

    Yellow card for Bube

    And yes, it's logical; Bube gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  14. 61'

    Patrice Loko dribbles past Bube with a magnificent nutmeg. Bube seems annoyed, so he tackles Patrice Loko from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  15. 59'

    Marc Planus starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Joueur4, who commits a very bad foul.

  16. 55'

    AS Binic has possession but can't find a way through, as French Swimming is defending the pitch well.

  17. 51'

    French Swimming is passing the ball around, with AS Binic trying to win it back.

  18. 46'

    AS Binic are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave French Swimming's half.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe French Swimming va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour AS Binic.

  21. 42'

    Free kick by Hiwy

    Hiwy unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

  22. 42'

    The tackle by Edgar Davids on Bube is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  23. 37'

    Goal for AS Binic! Aldaïr

    Mauro Camoranesi escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Aldaïr, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  24. 36'

    Shot off target by Joueur10

    Joueur10 has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

  25. 33'

    Fyxe goes down injured

    Fyxe is limping badly after that challenge; he should be cautious and get substituted.

  26. 33'

    What a foul! As Fyxe was heading for goal, Patrice Loko comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  27. 30'

    Free kick by Hiwy

    Hiwy steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  28. 30'

    Aldaïr commits a deliberate obstruction on Joueur10. Watch out!

  29. 27'

    Joueur5 and Hiwy are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  30. 25'

    Hilu cannot stop Bixente Lizarazu, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  31. 23'

    French Swimming is barely seeing the ball as AS Binic dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the AS Binic fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  32. 21'

    Free kick scored by Paul Pogba

    Paul Pogba completely mis-hits his shot, but it takes a deflection off a defender, catching the keeper off guard and finding the back of the net!

  33. 20'

    After an aerial duel, Dyvi delivers a violent elbow to the face of Shoma Tsujioka, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  34. 17'

    Shot on target by Hilu

    Hilu beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

  35. 13'

    Penalty missed by Hiwy

    Hiwy runs up but slips as they shoot, and Lev Yachine gathers the ball.

  36. 13'

    Penalty to French Swimming

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, Hiwy is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

  37. 12'

    Joueur8 starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Lev Yachine, who commits a very bad foul.

  38. 8'

    Joueur10 leans on Paul Pogba in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  39. 7'

    Hilu slides into Edgar Davids as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  40. 4'

    Goal for French Swimming! Joueur8

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Joueur8 faces Bixente Lizarazu, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  41. 1'

    Shot off target by Hilu

    Joueur10 finds Hilu with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  42. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are off under a blazing sun; the players will have to give it their all.

Key stats

AS Binic French Swimming
49% Possession 51%
2 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 3
1 Shots off target 5
5 Fouls 7
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Aldaïr 37' Mauro Camoranesi
  • Paul Pogba 21'

Scorers

  • Joueur8 86'
  • Joueur8 4'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 37'

Midfield

  • 21'
  • 37'88'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 86'4'
  • 62'

Attack

  • 33'

Substitutes

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