Championship

Full time

LE ROI KEBAB

5-0

HT: 3 - 0
FC Arcadia

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Yellow card for Joueur2

    Joueur2 keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Joueur2 receives a yellow card!

  2. 78'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, PROUT PISTOL pulls off a stepover, beats Boga, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  3. 62'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    A cross from CAPTAIN CROTTE finds PROUT PISTOL, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  4. 42'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    PROUT PISTOL breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  5. 34'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    Corner! PACO RABAT whips it in, and KNAKI DURE capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  6. 29'

    Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    What a goal by STEPH SLIPENCUIR! He strikes the free kick perfectly with an unpredictable trajectory that lands in the top corner! Joueur12 can't believe it.

What a absolute slaughterhouse! LE ROI KEBAB turned the pitch into their personal kitchen today, serving up a spicy 5-0 thrashing to a completely lost FC Arcadia side. While the visitors briefly showed signs of life with a shot on target in the 20th minute, they were quickly put back in their place by a relentless offensive masterclass. From the moment LE ROI KEBAB opened the scoring with a clinical free kick in the 29th minute, the game was essentially over. By the time the second goal hit the back of the net off a corner just five minutes later, the FC Arcadia defense looked like they were trying to defend against a hungry grizzly bear rather than a football team. 🥙

The stats tell a story of pure dominance: LE ROI KEBAB peppered the goal with 8 shots on target, while FC Arcadia spent most of their energy committing five clumsy fouls. It was a masterclass in efficiency versus frustration. While LE ROI KEBAB toyed with their opponents, racking up three more goals to seal the 5-0 victory, FC Arcadia could only respond with a pathetic yellow card in the 84th minute, a desperate attempt to stop the bleeding that only highlighted their total lack of composure.

Honestly, watching FC Arcadia try to string two passes together was like watching a toddler trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions. They were sluggish, disorganized, and frankly, a bit embarrassing. On the other side, LE ROI KEBAB looked like title contenders, playing with a swagger that suggests they might just have the secret sauce to go all the way this season. If this match was a menu, the visitors were definitely the side dish that got dropped on the floor. Better luck next time, gentlemen—maybe try practicing defense instead of your tackling technique! ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 22/09/2026 20:30

Le 1664 Arena (LE ROI KEBAB)

54605 spectators

No extra time

PACO RABAT
272 pts
24 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
305 pts
21 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
289 pts
23 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
296 pts
26 yrs
KNAKI DURE
305 pts
24 yrs
CAPTAIN C...
307 pts
30 yrs
PANTY SNI...
321 pts
23 yrs
STEPH SLI...
318 pts
27 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
313 pts
25 yrs
POOP CATA...
305 pts
22 yrs
GROS GROS...
298 pts
28 yrs
Joueur12
221 pts
29 yrs
Boga
221 pts
23 yrs
Joueur5
225 pts
29 yrs
Joueur4
223 pts
27 yrs
Joueur2
224 pts
30 yrs
Cowo
216 pts
22 yrs
Joueur8
222 pts
29 yrs
Joueur7
214 pts
34 yrs
Cevo
221 pts
22 yrs
Joueur10
217 pts
30 yrs
Joueur9
221 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And the referee blows the final whistle on this clear victory for LE ROI KEBAB against FC Arcadia

  2. 89'

    Shot on target by PROUT PISTOL

    A long pass from PROUT PISTOL finds PANTY SNIFFER, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

    Breaking down the right wing, PANTY SNIFFER spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  4. 84'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.

  5. 84'

    Yellow card for Joueur2

    Joueur2 keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Joueur2 receives a yellow card!

  6. 84'

    After an aerial duel, Joueur2 delivers a violent elbow to the face of PROUT PISTOL, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  7. 81'

    Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

    PANTY SNIFFER enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  8. 78'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, PROUT PISTOL pulls off a stepover, beats Boga, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  9. 73'

    Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

    Oh my, what a strike from PANTY SNIFFER, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  10. 69'

    POOP CATAPULT humiliates Joueur5 with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  11. 63'

    FC Arcadia are in real trouble, LE ROI KEBAB are currently monopolizing possession.

  12. 62'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    A cross from CAPTAIN CROTTE finds PROUT PISTOL, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  13. 57'

    KNAKI DURE delivers a cross far beyond the back post while GROS GROS PIGNOUF was all alone in front of the goal.

  14. 55'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR strikes the free kick cleverly, the ball bouncing just before reaching Joueur12. He can only parry it before the defense clears it for a throw-in.

  15. 54'

    Joueur2 is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on GROS GROS PIGNOUF's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  16. 51'

    From a PROUT PISTOL cross, the ball reaches BOUDIN CRU who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  17. 50'

    BOUDIN CRU dribbles past Joueur12 with a magnificent nutmeg. Joueur12 seems annoyed, so he tackles BOUDIN CRU from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Arcadia va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

  20. 42'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    PROUT PISTOL breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  21. 38'

    Free kick by Joueur9

    It is a free kick, Joueur9 curls it over the wall, but PACO RABAT catches it easily.

  22. 38'

    PROUT PISTOL and Joueur2 are battling for the ball, and PROUT PISTOL delivers a violent shoulder charge to Joueur2, who goes down. It is a foul.

  23. 34'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    Corner! PACO RABAT whips it in, and KNAKI DURE capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  24. 29'

    Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    What a goal by STEPH SLIPENCUIR! He strikes the free kick perfectly with an unpredictable trajectory that lands in the top corner! Joueur12 can't believe it.

  25. 29'

    Unacceptable foul by Joueur9 who tackles BOUDIN CRU from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  26. 23'

    Hard tackle by GROS GROS PIGNOUF on Cowo, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  27. 20'

    Shot on target by Joueur8

    Joueur8 puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Cevo, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  28. 16'

    FC Arcadia is pressing LE ROI KEBAB very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  29. 12'

    LE ROI KEBAB are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; FC Arcadia are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  30. 7'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT beats two defenders and feeds STEPH SLIPENCUIR, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  31. 5'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR floats the free kick into the box, but no one is there to meet it.

  32. 4'

    POOP CATAPULT dribbles past two opponents, but Joueur5 decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  33. 3'

    Shot off target by Joueur2

    With no options available, Joueur2 decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing; an exciting match is in store between LE ROI KEBAB and FC Arcadia!

Key stats

LE ROI KEBAB FC Arcadia
71% Possession 29%
5 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 2
5 Shots off target 1
2 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • PROUT PISTOL 78'
  • PROUT PISTOL 62' CAPTAIN CROTTE
  • GROS GROS PIGNOUF 42' PROUT PISTOL
  • KNAKI DURE 34' PACO RABAT
  • STEPH SLIPENCUIR 29'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

  • 34'

Defence

  • 34'

Midfield

  • 62'
  • 29'

Attack

  • 78'62'42'
  • 42'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 84'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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