FC Bastos vs USSV - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC Bastos

0-3

HT: 0 - 2

USSV

Key moments

83'

Red card for ESSIEN

Yellow card! No, red! A red card for ESSIEN who must leave the pitch!
62'

Goal for USSV! Enzo Le Fée

Enzo Le Fée breaks down the left and crosses at full stretch. His cross is sliced and ends up in the back of the net! Geju had already anticipated the cross!
47'

Substitution for FC Bastos

FC Bastos effectue un remplacement. PJANIC prend la place de BASTOS.
46'

Substitution for FC Bastos

FC Bastos effectue un remplacement. Pafo prend la place de Defe.
43'

Yellow card for Defe

Defe picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.
24'

Goal for USSV! Mazo

Mazo faces off against CRIS, and Mazo fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!
4'

Goal for USSV! Gaspard M

GOAL! After beating CRIS, Gaspard M curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

Match editorial

FC BASTOS EMBARRASSES THEMSELVES IN A TOTAL MELTDOWN AGAINST USSV

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why some people should simply stay home. FC Bastos turned the pitch into a disaster zone, managing a grand total of zero shots on target and spending most of their energy collecting six fouls and a decorative red card. Meanwhile, USSV treated the game like a light training session, dismantling their opponents with clinical ease and a 0-3 scoreline that honestly felt generous given how little FC Bastos seemed to care about the actual sport. 🤡

The misery for FC Bastos began early, but it really hit a crescendo of incompetence as the match wore on. While USSV were busy peppering the goal with 8 shots on target, the home side was busy auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy. By the 43rd minute, the inevitable yellow card arrived, foreshadowing the absolute chaos that would follow. It was a masterclass in how not to play the game: if you cannot score, at least try to tackle someone—though even that seemed beyond their capabilities today.

By the 83rd minute, the frustration of FC Bastos culminated in a well-deserved red card, the perfect cherry on top of a pathetic performance. USSV walked away with a clean sheet and zero fouls committed, proving that you don't need to be aggressive when your opponent is busy defeating themselves. It was a professional, ruthless display from USSV, leaving the FC Bastos faithful to wonder if their team accidentally brought a rugby squad to a football pitch. Absolute scenes of despair for the losers. 📉

Head-to-head

Match details

On 16/09/2026 09:30

Bastos Stadium (FC Bastos)

10000 spectators

No extra time

Geju

182 pts

19 yrs

Pafo

176 pts

19 yrs

CRIS

217 pts

27 yrs

CACAPA

212 pts

29 yrs

ABIDAL

210 pts

33 yrs

ESSIEN

210 pts

28 yrs

DIARRA

188 pts

30 yrs

JUNINHO

236 pts

33 yrs

PJANIC

106 pts

31 yrs

BENZEMA

220 pts

31 yrs

LACAZETTE

261 pts

26 yrs

Axel D

245 pts

25 yrs

Yanis Payet

247 pts

27 yrs

Alessandr...

232 pts

27 yrs

Marquinhos

239 pts

31 yrs

Mazo

240 pts

20 yrs

Enzo Le Fée

271 pts

23 yrs

Mapo

275 pts

23 yrs

A.Mac All...

260 pts

26 yrs

Houssem A...

286 pts

31 yrs

Redu

262 pts

24 yrs

Gaspard M

245 pts

27 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

That's the end of the match; USSV has defeated FC Bastos in style.
88'

Save by Geju

Low drive from Mazo, comfortably gathered by Geju.
86'

Save by Geju

Gaspard M is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Geju isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!
83'

Red card for ESSIEN

Yellow card! No, red! A red card for ESSIEN who must leave the pitch!
82'

ESSIEN stamps on Yanis Payet, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!
77'

Save by Geju

What a powerful strike from Redu, but Geju gets in the way!
71'

USSV is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing FC Bastos to chase. A great collective display from USSV!
69'

Shot off target by Mazo

Swerving cross from Redu, Mazo tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.
64'

Shot off target by Houssem Aouar

Pass from Houssem Aouar to A.Mac Allister, who completely slices his shot!!!
62'

Goal for USSV! Enzo Le Fée

Enzo Le Fée breaks down the left and crosses at full stretch. His cross is sliced and ends up in the back of the net! Geju had already anticipated the cross!
60'

After an aerial duel, BENZEMA delivers a violent elbow to the face of Yanis Payet, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.
57'

Link-up play between Enzo Le Fée and Redu, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.
53'

Gaspard M picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Yanis Payet is poorly positioned and cannot connect!
51'

PJANIC's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Alessandro Nesta watches him and laughs.
47'

Tactical change — FC Bastos

FC Bastos modifie sa stratégie.
47'

Substitution for FC Bastos

FC Bastos effectue un remplacement. PJANIC prend la place de BASTOS.
46'

Tactical change — FC Bastos

FC Bastos modifie sa stratégie.
46'

Substitution for FC Bastos

FC Bastos effectue un remplacement. Pafo prend la place de Defe.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Bastos va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour USSV.
43'

Yellow card for Defe

Defe picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.
42'

The tackle by Defe on Axel D is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
41'

Shot off target by A.Mac Allister

A.Mac Allister waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.
36'

Shot off target by Houssem Aouar

Houssem Aouar skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!
32'

BASTOS makes no attempt to play the ball there! Marquinhos is on the ground. It is a foul.
27'

Free kick by Mazo

Mazo slips while taking the free kick, Geju watches the ball sail into the stands.
27'

CACAPA catches A.Mac Allister's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.
24'

Goal for USSV! Mazo

Mazo faces off against CRIS, and Mazo fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!
21'

Shot off target by DIARRA

DIARRA crosses, BASTOS attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.
17'

Free kick by Mazo

What a save from Geju! Mazo's free kick was heading for the top corner, but the keeper's reflex denies the goal.
17'

Unacceptable foul by CRIS who tackles A.Mac Allister from behind! That is a real horror tackle!
13'

Shot off target by Enzo Le Fée

Enzo Le Fée has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.
11'

Shot on target by Mapo

Enzo Le Fée plays it first time to Mapo, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
8'

A.Mac Allister thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Defe.
6'

USSV is pressing FC Bastos very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.
4'

Goal for USSV! Gaspard M

GOAL! After beating CRIS, Gaspard M curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!
0'

Kick-off

Hello everyone! The weather is perfect and the crowd is electric! The referee gets this breath-taking duel between FC Bastos and USSV underway.

Key stats

FC Bastos USSV

23% Possession 77%

0 Goals 3

0 Shots on target 8

1 Shots off target 6

6 Fouls 0

1 Yellow cards 0

1 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

Enzo Le Fée 62'
Mazo 24'
Gaspard M 4'

Goalkeeper

Defence

46'

Midfield

83'
47'

Attack

Substitutes

43'46'
47'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

24'
62'

Attack

Substitutes

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