Championship

Full time

FC Arcadia

1-6

HT: 1 - 2
LE ROI KEBAB

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Yellow card for Cevo

    Following that foul, Cevo is shown a yellow card.

  2. 68'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PEIGNE CUL

    A long through ball finds PEIGNE CUL, who outpaces Joueur5 and slots it past the keeper!

  3. 62'

    Substitution for LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB effectue un remplacement. GROS GROS PIGNOUF prend la place de REPLACING SAUSAGE.

  4. 56'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! BOUDIN CUIT

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Joueur8 plays a weak backpass to his keeper, BOUDIN CUIT intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  5. 53'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Joueur12, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

  6. 50'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT leaves Joueur4 for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  7. 25'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! BOUDIN CUIT

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by POOP CATAPULT, BOUDIN CUIT just had to beat the keeper to score.

  8. 21'

    Goal for FC Arcadia! Joueur6

    A through ball from Joueur2 finds Joueur6, who beats the offside trap and Joueur6 beats the keeper with his right foot.

  9. 6'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    POOP CATAPULT breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for STEPH LA BELETTE, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

What we witnessed today was not a football match; it was a culinary execution. LE ROI KEBAB arrived at the pitch with a hunger that could only be satisfied by the total humiliation of FC Arcadia, finishing the game with a ruthless 1-6 scoreline. From the very first minute, the visitors looked like seasoned chefs preparing a feast, while FC Arcadia looked like a side of lettuce about to be shredded. Despite a brief moment of hope when FC Arcadia managed to find the back of the net in the 21st minute, it was merely the calm before the meaty storm that followed. 🥙

The statistics tell a story of sheer dominance: LE ROI KEBAB unleashed a barrage of 7 shots on target, effectively turning the FC Arcadia goalkeeper into a mere spectator of his own demise. By the 56th minute, the game was already a distant memory for the home fans, as LE ROI KEBAB continued to carve through the defense with the precision of a professional blade. FC Arcadia, clearly frustrated by their inability to stop the inevitable, resorted to petty fouls, eventually picking up a yellow card in the 86th minute—a desperate attempt to mask their tactical bankruptcy.

In the end, FC Arcadia walked off the field with nothing but two fouls and a bruised ego to show for their efforts. Meanwhile, LE ROI KEBAB proved that they are not just here to play; they are here to dominate the league's menu. If this match was a taste of what’s to come, the rest of the competition should be absolutely terrified of being served up next. It was a masterclass in offensive efficiency, and quite frankly, FC Arcadia should consider switching sports—perhaps to something where they don't have to face such a delicious beatdown. ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 08/09/2026 14:30

Stade FC Arkadia (FC Arcadia)

11400 spectators

No extra time

Joueur12
219 pts
29 yrs
Boga
215 pts
22 yrs
Joueur5
219 pts
29 yrs
Joueur4
217 pts
27 yrs
Joueur2
218 pts
30 yrs
Cowo
210 pts
21 yrs
Joueur8
216 pts
29 yrs
Joueur6
190 pts
31 yrs
Cevo
217 pts
22 yrs
Joueur10
215 pts
29 yrs
Joueur9
217 pts
26 yrs
PACO RABAT
257 pts
23 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
290 pts
21 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
274 pts
22 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
283 pts
26 yrs
STEPH LA ...
305 pts
27 yrs
KNAKI DURE
290 pts
24 yrs
ÉNORME BL...
270 pts
23 yrs
PEIGNE CUL
312 pts
23 yrs
GROS GROS...
289 pts
27 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
304 pts
24 yrs
POOP CATA...
296 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle on this match between LE ROI KEBAB and FC Arcadia. LE ROI KEBAB takes the win.

  2. 89'

    KNAKI DURE wins the ball in midfield and plays it to POOP CATAPULT, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  3. 87'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 86'

    Yellow card for Cevo

    Following that foul, Cevo is shown a yellow card.

  5. 85'

    Cevo pushes BOUDIN CUIT in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  6. 84'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT beats two defenders and feeds PEIGNE CUL, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  7. 82'

    Undeniable foul! Joueur9 tackles PACO RABAT with both feet off the ground!

  8. 80'

    Save by Joueur12

    STEPH LA BELETTE fires a great shot on goal, but Joueur12 saves it without much trouble.

  9. 77'

    FC Arcadia are in real trouble, LE ROI KEBAB are currently monopolizing possession.

  10. 72'

    Miscommunication between BOUDIN CRU and ÉNORME BLAIREAU when there was a great chance to be had...

  11. 68'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PEIGNE CUL

    A long through ball finds PEIGNE CUL, who outpaces Joueur5 and slots it past the keeper!

  12. 62'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 62'

    Substitution for LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB effectue un remplacement. GROS GROS PIGNOUF prend la place de REPLACING SAUSAGE.

  14. 62'

    KNAKI DURE accelerates and passes to ÉNORME BLAIREAU, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  15. 61'

    Free kick by Joueur9

    Free kick taken by Joueur9... The wall is too close and deflects the ball for a corner.

  16. 60'

    PEIGNE CUL is late on Joueur10, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  17. 56'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! BOUDIN CUIT

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Joueur8 plays a weak backpass to his keeper, BOUDIN CUIT intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  18. 54'

    Shot off target by ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    Strike from ÉNORME BLAIREAU that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  19. 53'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Joueur12, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

  20. 50'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT leaves Joueur4 for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  21. 48'

    BOUDIN CRU intercepts a pass intended for Cowo.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Arcadia va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

  24. 40'

    LE ROI KEBAB are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave FC Arcadia's half.

  25. 38'

    STEPH LA BELETTE bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for KNAKI MOLLE, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  26. 36'

    Superb nutmeg by KNAKI MOLLE on his opponent Cowo; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  27. 30'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! LE ROI KEBAB has the ball, but can FC Arcadia hold off this attack?

  28. 25'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! BOUDIN CUIT

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by POOP CATAPULT, BOUDIN CUIT just had to beat the keeper to score.

  29. 23'

    Shot off target by BOUDIN CUIT

    BOUDIN CUIT picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  30. 21'

    Goal for FC Arcadia! Joueur6

    A through ball from Joueur2 finds Joueur6, who beats the offside trap and Joueur6 beats the keeper with his right foot.

  31. 16'

    Shot off target by PEIGNE CUL

    Following a nice combination between PEIGNE CUL and POOP CATAPULT, POOP CATAPULT backheels the ball into the middle for PEIGNE CUL, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  32. 10'

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Joueur10.

  33. 9'

    KNAKI DURE picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

  34. 6'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    POOP CATAPULT breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for STEPH LA BELETTE, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  35. 1'

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU slides into Cevo as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The highly anticipated match between FC Arcadia and LE ROI KEBAB has just kicked off. The stadium is electric.

Key stats

FC Arcadia LE ROI KEBAB
26% Possession 74%
1 Goals 6
2 Shots on target 7
0 Shots off target 4
2 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Joueur6 21' Joueur2

Scorers

  • PEIGNE CUL 68'
  • BOUDIN CUIT 56'
  • ÉNORME BLAIREAU 53'
  • POOP CATAPULT 50'
  • BOUDIN CUIT 25' POOP CATAPULT
  • STEPH LA BELETTE 6' POOP CATAPULT

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 21'

Midfield

  • 21'

Attack

  • 86'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 56'25'
  • 6'

Midfield

  • 53'
  • 68'

Attack

  • 62'
  • 50'25'6'

Substitutes

  • 62'

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