Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Yellow card for Nicolas Jouve

    That clumsy foul from Nicolas Jouve deserves a yellow card.

  2. 12'

    Goal for FC SAINT-GILLES! Fynu

    A long through ball finds Fynu, who outpaces Malo Garnier and slots it past the keeper!

  3. 5'

    Yellow card for Myru

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

In a display of football that can only be described as a tactical nap, FC SAINT-GILLES managed to secure a 1-0 victory against a side that seemed to have forgotten they were actually playing a match. Lapin01, if we are to believe the official records, took to the pitch today, though their complete lack of shots—zero, zilch, nada—suggests they might have been preoccupied with a carrot-themed picnic in the center circle. The only thing Lapin01 truly mastered was the art of the foul, racking up five infractions and a yellow card while offering absolutely zero offensive resistance. ⚽

The match was decided early on, when FC SAINT-GILLES finally decided to grace the scoreboard with a goal in the 12th minute. It was the lone moment of brilliance in an otherwise gritty, foul-ridden affair. Despite FC SAINT-GILLES firing off three shots on target and showing at least a modicum of ambition, they spent the rest of the game alternating between failing to convert free kicks and picking up their own yellow card in the 5th minute. It wasn't pretty, but in the world of professional football, a win is a win, even if it feels like watching paint dry on a goalpost.

By the time the final whistle blew, the statistics told a hilarious tale of dominance against thin air. FC SAINT-GILLES walked away with the points, while Lapin01 walked away with nothing but a bruised ego and a collection of referee warnings. If this match is any indication of the season to come, we should probably start handing out pillows instead of match tickets. Congratulations to the victors, and our sincerest apologies to anyone who actually sat through the full ninety minutes of this defensive stalemate. 😴

Match details

On 06/09/2026 17:30

STADE MUNICIPALE (FC SAINT-GILLES)

36000 spectators

No extra time

Sejo
249 pts
22 yrs
Zady
251 pts
21 yrs
Cexu
252 pts
21 yrs
Hape
246 pts
23 yrs
Myru
232 pts
22 yrs
Veru
265 pts
20 yrs
Noé Perrin
242 pts
24 yrs
JESPER HILK
230 pts
27 yrs
Keci
236 pts
23 yrs
Fynu
258 pts
20 yrs
Vugu
269 pts
22 yrs
Sofyan Ze...
268 pts
26 yrs
Aloïs Rou...
189 pts
29 yrs
Arthur Colin
168 pts
31 yrs
Jules Nic...
187 pts
31 yrs
Abdoul
175 pts
30 yrs
Antonin B...
188 pts
29 yrs
Malo Garnier
201 pts
30 yrs
Wendel
189 pts
30 yrs
Axel Roy
211 pts
29 yrs
Nicolas J...
206 pts
29 yrs
Sammy
193 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that FC SAINT-GILLES secures the win against Lapin01

  2. 90'

    FC SAINT-GILLES are keeping the ball and running down the clock; Lapin01 need to respond!

  3. 87'

    Arthur Colin slides into Fynu as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  4. 84'

    Lapin01 is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against FC SAINT-GILLES.

  5. 82'

    Yellow card for Nicolas Jouve

    That clumsy foul from Nicolas Jouve deserves a yellow card.

  6. 82'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Nicolas Jouve on JESPER HILK.

  7. 79'

    Superb nutmeg by Veru on his opponent Malo Garnier; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  8. 74'

    In a duel with Hape, Malo Garnier goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  9. 70'

    JESPER HILK weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Fynu, but a defender gets there first.

  10. 65'

    FC SAINT-GILLES and Lapin01 seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  11. 60'

    Vugu and Aloïs Roussel are battling for the ball, and Vugu delivers a violent shoulder charge to Aloïs Roussel, who goes down. It is a foul.

  12. 55'

    Jules Nicolas manages to dribble past Keci, who catches up. Jules Nicolas slaps his opponent! Foul!

  13. 52'

    Lapin01 is currently dominating in midfield, pushing FC SAINT-GILLES back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  14. 46'

    Fynu slides into Wendel as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Lapin01 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC SAINT-GILLES.

  17. 40'

    Noé Perrin intercepts a pass intended for Axel Roy.

  18. 37'

    Great link-up play between Sammy and Jules Nicolas; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  19. 31'

    Save by Sofyan Zemmouri

    Myru is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Sofyan Zemmouri isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

  20. 26'

    Zady goes down in the box under pressure from Antonin Benoit. The referee waves play on.

  21. 24'

    Free kick by Vugu

    Vugu strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Sofyan Zemmouri didn't even react.

  22. 23'

    Arthur Colin is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on JESPER HILK.

  23. 18'

    Free kick by Vugu

    Three steps back and Vugu runs up... The ball is heading for goal but Sofyan Zemmouri tips it over for a corner!

  24. 18'

    In a duel with Arthur Colin, JESPER HILK goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  25. 15'

    Zady's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Jules Nicolas watches him and laughs.

  26. 12'

    Goal for FC SAINT-GILLES! Fynu

    A long through ball finds Fynu, who outpaces Malo Garnier and slots it past the keeper!

  27. 9'

    FC SAINT-GILLES is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Lapin01's defensive block to push up.

  28. 5'

    Yellow card for Myru

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  29. 5'

    Myru catches Antonin Benoit's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  30. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off between FC SAINT-GILLES and Lapin01. We hope it lives up to the hype.

Key stats

FC SAINT-GILLES Lapin01
64% Possession 36%
1 Goals 0
3 Shots on target 0
1 Shots off target 0
4 Fouls 5
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Fynu 12'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 5'

Midfield

Attack

  • 12'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 82'

Substitutes

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