Championship

Full time

AS MACHINE GUN

2-2

HT: 0 - 1
FC Bastos

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Wuve

    GOAL for Wuve!!! Wuve twists CRIS inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  2. 84'

    Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Hedir

    Z.Zidane wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Hedir, who just has to slot it home.

  3. 82'

    Penalty converted by LACAZETTE

    And it's a GOAL! LACAZETTE sends G.Coupet the wrong way.

  4. 71'

    Yellow card for CRIS

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for CRIS.

  5. 58'

    Substitution for AS MACHINE GUN

    AS MACHINE GUN effectue un remplacement. Hedir prend la place de Juninho.

  6. 53'

    Red card for NM Tricheur

    That challenge is unacceptable. The referee pulls out the red card, NM Tricheur must leave the pitch!

  7. 35'

    Juninho goes down injured

    Juninho only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  8. 16'

    Goal for FC Bastos! DIARRA

    A well-taken corner by JUNINHO curls to the back post for the unmarked DIARRA, who calmly taps it home.

What a spectacular display of absolute incompetence we witnessed between AS MACHINE GUN and FC Bastos! The match kicked off with the typical grace of a dumpster fire, highlighted by a 35th-minute injury that left the AS MACHINE GUN medical staff looking more confused than a goalkeeper trying to read a map. As the game devolved into a tactical vacuum, FC Bastos spent the better part of the afternoon firing shots into orbit, proving that their aim was about as precise as a blindfolded dart player. 🤡

The drama peaked in the 53rd minute when AS MACHINE GUN decided that playing with eleven men was simply too easy, picking up a red card that left them looking like a group of tourists lost in the wrong neighborhood. FC Bastos finally capitalized on the numerical advantage in the 82nd minute via a penalty, seemingly sealing the deal. However, the script took a bizarre turn as AS MACHINE GUN suddenly remembered they were supposed to score, netting two goals in a frantic two-minute burst that left the FC Bastos defense looking like statues in a park. ⚽

By the time the final whistle blew, the 2-2 scoreline felt less like a result and more like a collective apology for the preceding ninety minutes. With FC Bastos collecting a yellow card and both sides committing enough fouls to populate a police blotter, the match ended in a fittingly chaotic deadlock. It wasn't football, it wasn't art, but it was certainly a performance that will haunt the nightmares of anyone who dared to watch. Better luck next time, though frankly, we wouldn't count on it.

Head-to-head

Match details

On 06/09/2026 14:30

Marcel-Picot (AS MACHINE GUN)

7800 spectators

No extra time

G.Coupet
256 pts
24 yrs
Suzette
296 pts
26 yrs
Rozy
252 pts
21 yrs
NM Tricheur
253 pts
24 yrs
M.Yepes
255 pts
29 yrs
Z.Zidane
252 pts
25 yrs
Hedir
249 pts
28 yrs
Wuve
252 pts
20 yrs
Dusi
254 pts
21 yrs
F.Ribery
251 pts
22 yrs
L. Messi
254 pts
26 yrs
Geju
172 pts
19 yrs
CRIS
215 pts
27 yrs
CACAPA
210 pts
29 yrs
ABIDAL
208 pts
33 yrs
Defe
177 pts
19 yrs
DIARRA
186 pts
30 yrs
ESSIEN
208 pts
28 yrs
JUNINHO
234 pts
33 yrs
BENZEMA
216 pts
30 yrs
LACAZETTE
257 pts
26 yrs
BASTOS
185 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Full time! A draw between AS MACHINE GUN and FC Bastos with a score of 2-2-.

  2. 89'

    Free kick by L. Messi

    Great aerial claim from Geju, punching away a L. Messi free kick into the box.

  3. 89'

    CRIS manages to dribble past Dusi, who catches up. CRIS slaps his opponent! Foul!

  4. 86'

    Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Wuve

    GOAL for Wuve!!! Wuve twists CRIS inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  5. 84'

    Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Hedir

    Z.Zidane wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Hedir, who just has to slot it home.

  6. 82'

    Penalty converted by LACAZETTE

    And it's a GOAL! LACAZETTE sends G.Coupet the wrong way.

  7. 82'

    Penalty to FC Bastos

    Aaaaah! Penalty! A small foul, but a big consequence!

  8. 81'

    After an aerial duel, L. Messi delivers a violent elbow to the face of JUNINHO, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  9. 79'

    Great link-up play between JUNINHO and ABIDAL; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  10. 77'

    Shot off target by Z.Zidane

    Z.Zidane sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

  11. 71'

    Yellow card for CRIS

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for CRIS.

  12. 71'

    CRIS gets dribbled past by Suzette and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  13. 68'

    ABIDAL dribbles past Dusi with a magnificent nutmeg. Dusi seems annoyed, so he tackles ABIDAL from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  14. 63'

    BENZEMA humiliates L. Messi with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  15. 60'

    Shot off target by F.Ribery

    F.Ribery recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  16. 58'

    Tactical change — AS MACHINE GUN

    AS MACHINE GUN modifie sa stratégie.

  17. 58'

    Substitution for AS MACHINE GUN

    AS MACHINE GUN effectue un remplacement. Hedir prend la place de Juninho.

  18. 57'

    Shot off target by BENZEMA

    BENZEMA picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  19. 55'

    Shot off target by BENZEMA

    BENZEMA shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

  20. 53'

    Red card for NM Tricheur

    That challenge is unacceptable. The referee pulls out the red card, NM Tricheur must leave the pitch!

  21. 53'

    NM Tricheur slides into Defe as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  22. 51'

    Shot off target by LACAZETTE

    Nice one-two between LACAZETTE and DIARRA... LACAZETTE tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  23. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe AS MACHINE GUN va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  24. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Bastos.

  25. 42'

    Shot off target by JUNINHO

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by JUNINHO, ESSIEN takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  26. 38'

    Save by G.Coupet

    ESSIEN tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  27. 35'

    Juninho goes down injured

    Juninho only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  28. 35'

    ESSIEN pushes Juninho in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  29. 31'

    A series of passes between BENZEMA and Defe while they wait for an opening.

  30. 27'

    Shot on target by ESSIEN

    ESSIEN passes to BASTOS, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  31. 22'

    Shot off target by Wuve

    Wuve dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  32. 19'

    Heavy foul by LACAZETTE who charges into G.Coupet from behind.

  33. 16'

    Goal for FC Bastos! DIARRA

    A well-taken corner by JUNINHO curls to the back post for the unmarked DIARRA, who calmly taps it home.

  34. 10'

    AS MACHINE GUN has possession but can't find a way through, as FC Bastos is defending the pitch well.

  35. 7'

    Great link-up play between CRIS and CACAPA; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  36. 3'

    Superb nutmeg by ESSIEN on his opponent Z.Zidane; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The atmosphere is electric in the stadium, and the referee has just signaled the start of the match.

Key stats

AS MACHINE GUN FC Bastos
51% Possession 49%
2 Goals 2
3 Shots on target 4
3 Shots off target 4
3 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 1
1 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Wuve 86'
  • Hedir 84' Z.Zidane

Scorers

  • LACAZETTE 82'
  • DIARRA 16' JUNINHO

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 53'

Midfield

  • 84'
  • 84'58'

Attack

  • 86'

Substitutes

  • 35'58'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 71'

Midfield

  • 16'
  • 16'

Attack

  • 82'(Pen)

Substitutes

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