Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Eternel Ruine

    A powerful strike from Eternel Ruine that is unfortunately deflected by Joueur2, beating his own keeper.

  2. 65'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Derp Banane

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from Epic Baka for Derp Banane to head home a lovely goal.

  3. 56'

    Penalty converted by Epic Baka

    And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, Xoda could do nothing about that!

  4. 37'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Mega Knight

    Goal! Mega Knight nutmegs Joueur8 and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  5. 32'

    Red card for Joueur4

    The referee reaches into his pocket and shows the red card! Joueur4 is protesting the decision. He should have thought twice before committing that foul.

  6. 21'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Epic Baka

    A long through ball finds Epic Baka, who outpaces Joueur2 and slots it past the keeper!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public execution. Rift Rubis/97 treated the pitch like their personal playground, dismantling JMFC/59 with a ruthless 5-0 victory that felt inevitable from the opening whistle. While Rift Rubis/97 spent the first twenty minutes warming up their shooting boots with a few wayward efforts, they finally broke the deadlock in the 21st minute, setting the tone for a complete and utter humiliation.

The evening turned from bad to disastrous for JMFC/59 in the 32nd minute when, perhaps realizing they were completely outclassed, they decided to resort to aggression, earning a well-deserved red card. With the extra man, Rift Rubis/97 smelled blood in the water. By the time the referee whistled for a penalty in the 56th minute—which was tucked away with clinical precision—the spirit of JMFC/59 had completely evaporated into the night air 🤡.

The final scoreline of 5-0 is almost generous considering Rift Rubis/97 dominated every statistical category while JMFC/59 spent most of the match committing fouls or watching their own free-kicks sail harmlessly into the stands. It was a masterclass in efficiency versus total incompetence. If JMFC/59 hopes to salvage any shred of dignity this season, they might want to consider switching to a sport that doesn't involve a ball, because today, they were simply traffic cones in jerseys ⚽.

Match details

On 14/08/2026 16:30

The Mine (Rift Rubis/97)

0 spectators

No extra time

Tsuki Fleau
230 pts
30 yrs
Chan Venin
219 pts
31 yrs
Auguste Roux
241 pts
28 yrs
Yann Barbier
250 pts
30 yrs
Eternel R...
221 pts
27 yrs
Derp Banane
233 pts
30 yrs
Dj Pantalon
232 pts
34 yrs
Mega Nugget
231 pts
32 yrs
Mega Knight
231 pts
33 yrs
Epic Baka
232 pts
30 yrs
Mega kun
224 pts
29 yrs
Xoda
170 pts
22 yrs
Joueur3
120 pts
34 yrs
Joueur4
120 pts
32 yrs
Nicolas D...
136 pts
28 yrs
Joueur2
120 pts
27 yrs
Léon Clement
167 pts
30 yrs
Joueur8
120 pts
32 yrs
Joueur7
120 pts
28 yrs
Joueur6
120 pts
31 yrs
Tomi
168 pts
23 yrs
Zeky
170 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Rift Rubis/97 beats JMFC/59 in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

  2. 88'

    Free kick by Zeky

    A powerful free kick from Zeky punched away by Tsuki Fleau.

  3. 88'

    Yann Barbier puts in a heavy tackle on Joueur3 during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  4. 86'

    Chan Venin and Epic Baka are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  5. 84'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Eternel Ruine

    A powerful strike from Eternel Ruine that is unfortunately deflected by Joueur2, beating his own keeper.

  6. 83'

    A run down the right from Chan Venin, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Joueur6. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  7. 81'

    Rift Rubis/97 is barely seeing the ball as JMFC/59 dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the JMFC/59 fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  8. 79'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! Rift Rubis/97 has the ball, but can JMFC/59 hold off this attack?

  9. 77'

    Rift Rubis/97 is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against JMFC/59.

  10. 72'

    Free kick by Zeky

    What a save from Tsuki Fleau! Zeky's free kick was heading for the top corner, but the keeper's reflex denies the goal.

  11. 71'

    Chan Venin pushes Nicolas Duval in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  12. 68'

    Shot off target by Derp Banane

    After a well-executed counterattack, Dj Pantalon sends a long cross to Derp Banane, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  13. 65'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Derp Banane

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from Epic Baka for Derp Banane to head home a lovely goal.

  14. 61'

    Ball recovered by Joueur2 who rushes to play Nicolas Duval through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  15. 56'

    Penalty converted by Epic Baka

    And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, Xoda could do nothing about that!

  16. 56'

    Penalty to Rift Rubis/97

    PENALTY!!!! All the players are surrounding the referee, but he points to the spot... Epic Baka is stepping up.

  17. 55'

    Xoda just tackled Epic Baka with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  18. 52'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Nicolas Duval pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Epic Baka. Pure class.

  19. 49'

    Save by Xoda

    Xoda makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from Mega Nugget; Mega Nugget can't believe it!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe JMFC/59 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Rift Rubis/97.

  22. 42'

    Dj Pantalon and Auguste Roux play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  23. 37'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Mega Knight

    Goal! Mega Knight nutmegs Joueur8 and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  24. 35'

    Nicolas Duval just tackled Epic Baka with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  25. 32'

    Red card for Joueur4

    The referee reaches into his pocket and shows the red card! Joueur4 is protesting the decision. He should have thought twice before committing that foul.

  26. 31'

    Joueur4 manages to dribble past Yann Barbier, who catches up. Joueur4 slaps his opponent! Foul!

  27. 28'

    Lovely ball from Derp Banane for Chan Venin, but a defender intercepts.

  28. 23'

    Auguste Roux cannot get past Joueur4 and gives the ball away cheaply.

  29. 21'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Epic Baka

    A long through ball finds Epic Baka, who outpaces Joueur2 and slots it past the keeper!

  30. 16'

    Shot off target by Derp Banane

    Mega Knight sprints down the touchline and crosses to Derp Banane! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  31. 10'

    Shot off target by Mega Knight

    A real masterclass from Mega Knight, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Derp Banane, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  32. 8'

    Shot off target by Eternel Ruine

    Looking sharp tonight, Eternel Ruine tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  33. 4'

    Joueur8 is late on Eternel Ruine, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off! With sunny weather and a pristine pitch, all the conditions are set for a beautiful game!

Key stats

Rift Rubis/97 JMFC/59
68% Possession 32%
5 Goals 0
6 Shots on target 2
4 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Eternel Ruine 84'
  • Derp Banane 65' Epic Baka
  • Epic Baka 56'
  • Mega Knight 37'
  • Epic Baka 21'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 84'

Midfield

  • 65'
  • 37'

Attack

  • 56'(Pen)21'65'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 32'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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