AS MACHINE GUN vs FC Bastos - Match report

Championship

Full time

AS MACHINE GUN

6-1

HT: 2 - 1

FC Bastos

Key moments

89'

Penalty converted by L. Messi

And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, LLORIS could do nothing about that!
83'

Red card for ESSIEN

Red card! The referee is being a bit harsh; ESSIEN didn't deserve such a punishment.
75'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Wuve

The team links up 35 meters out and Wuve is finally found by Aubameyang on the left. Wuve cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!
72'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Hedir

What a mistake by ESSIEN!! Hedir capitalizes to win the ball and score!
60'

Yellow card for DIARRA

DIARRA picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.
54'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! L. Messi

A great pass from Aubameyang to L. Messi, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!
40'

Yellow card for CACAPA

CACAPA picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.
9'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Hedir

Z.Zidane is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Hedir making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!
6'

Goal for FC Bastos! ESSIEN

GOAL FOR ESSIEN!!!!! From the initial ball, JUNINHO slips it to ESSIEN, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
3'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Aubameyang

A magnificent goal from Aubameyang with a strike that appears to take a deflection off ABIDAL.

Match editorial

MASSACRE À LA TRONÇONNEUSE : L'AS MACHINE GUN DÉMANTÈLE LE FC BASTOS DANS UN MATCH À SENS UNIQUE !

Quel spectacle pathétique, ou plutôt, quel récital de boucherie organisée ! L'AS MACHINE GUN a littéralement confisqué le ballon pour transformer le terrain en champ de tir, laissant le FC Bastos dans un état de décomposition avancée. Avec 10 tirs cadrés contre une misérable tentative pour leurs adversaires, les joueurs de l'AS MACHINE GUN ont joué avec leurs proies comme des chats avec des souris moribondes. Si le score est resté vierge jusqu'à la 54ème minute, la suite fut une véritable avalanche : une démonstration de force qui a rendu la défense du FC Bastos aussi utile qu'un pare-brise en sucre face à un marteau-piqueur. ⚽

Du côté du FC Bastos, on a confondu le championnat de football avec un tournoi de kick-boxing amateur. Incapables de construire la moindre action cohérente, ils se sont illustrés par une discipline de cour de récréation : deux cartons jaunes et, pour couronner le tout, un carton rouge à la 83ème minute qui résume parfaitement leur frustration. Pendant que l'AS MACHINE GUN enchaînait les buts (dont un penalty final pour parachever l'humiliation), le FC Bastos multipliait les fautes grossières, comme pour rappeler au public qu'ils étaient bien présents sur le terrain, même s'ils ne savaient pas quoi faire du ballon. Une soirée à oublier pour eux, à moins qu'ils ne songent à une reconversion dans le catch.

Le score final de 6-1 est presque généreux au vu de la physionomie du match : l'AS MACHINE GUN a déroulé un football total, précis et implacable, tandis que le FC Bastos rentre aux vestiaires avec le maillot déchiré et l'ego en miettes. Entre les tirs hors cadre, les cartons qui pleuvent et cette défense adverse qui a pris l'eau de toutes parts, on a assisté à une leçon de réalisme brutale. Si le football est une guerre, l'AS MACHINE GUN a gagné par K.O. technique, laissant le FC Bastos ramasser ses dents sur la pelouse. Une journée historique pour les uns, un traumatisme collectif pour les autres ! 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 09/08/2026 06:30

Marcel-Picot (AS MACHINE GUN)

17400 spectators

No extra time

G.Coupet

264 pts

25 yrs

Rozy

260 pts

21 yrs

NM Tricheur

261 pts

25 yrs

S.Puygrenier

259 pts

27 yrs

M.Yepes

255 pts

29 yrs

Z.Zidane

260 pts

26 yrs

Hedir

257 pts

28 yrs

Aubameyang

299 pts

22 yrs

Wuve

260 pts

20 yrs

F.Ribery

251 pts

23 yrs

L. Messi

262 pts

27 yrs

LLORIS

224 pts

27 yrs

CRIS

219 pts

27 yrs

CACAPA

214 pts

29 yrs

ABIDAL

212 pts

33 yrs

DIARRA

188 pts

31 yrs

ESSIEN

210 pts

28 yrs

JUNINHO

236 pts

33 yrs

BENZEMA

222 pts

31 yrs

LACAZETTE

273 pts

26 yrs

BASTOS

191 pts

29 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

Full time, AS MACHINE GUN hands another defeat to FC Bastos, who must regroup for their next match.
89'

Penalty converted by L. Messi

And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, LLORIS could do nothing about that!
89'

Penalty to AS MACHINE GUN

The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, L. Messi is already focused and getting ready to shoot.
89'

DIARRA cannot stop Z.Zidane, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.
87'

Shot off target by Hedir

Breaking down the right wing, Hedir spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!
84'

NM Tricheur makes no attempt to play the ball there! is on the ground. It is a foul.
83'

Red card for ESSIEN

Red card! The referee is being a bit harsh; ESSIEN didn't deserve such a punishment.
82'

In a duel with ESSIEN, NM Tricheur goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
77'

JUNINHO and ABIDAL are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.
75'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Wuve

The team links up 35 meters out and Wuve is finally found by Aubameyang on the left. Wuve cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!
72'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Hedir

What a mistake by ESSIEN!! Hedir capitalizes to win the ball and score!
70'

A series of passes between BENZEMA and BASTOS while they wait for an opening.
66'

Shot off target by ABIDAL

After a well-executed counterattack, BENZEMA sends a long cross to ABIDAL, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!
60'

Yellow card for DIARRA

DIARRA picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.
60'

DIARRA attempts a tough tackle on Hedir but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!
57'

In a duel with ABIDAL, L. Messi goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
54'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! L. Messi

A great pass from Aubameyang to L. Messi, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!
49'

Save by LLORIS

Aubameyang fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But LLORIS makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Bastos va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour AS MACHINE GUN.
42'

AS MACHINE GUN is pressing FC Bastos very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.
40'

Free kick by L. Messi

Three steps back and L. Messi runs up... The ball is heading for goal but LLORIS tips it over for a corner!
40'

Yellow card for CACAPA

CACAPA picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.
40'

CACAPA makes no attempt to play the ball there! M.Yepes is on the ground. It is a foul.
35'

FC Bastos's central defense is rock solid, AS MACHINE GUN are looking for a way to break them down.
31'

AS MACHINE GUN is currently dominating in midfield, pushing FC Bastos back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!
27'

Shot off target by M.Yepes

Wuve is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for M.Yepes, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.
23'

Save by LLORIS

M.Yepes tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.
21'

Save by LLORIS

LLORIS makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from L. Messi; L. Messi can't believe it!
17'

L. Messi cuts inside to beat his marker, but BASTOS hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!
14'

Shot off target by Aubameyang

Run down the right flank by Aubameyang who crosses for M.Yepes, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!
9'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Hedir

Z.Zidane is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Hedir making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!
6'

Goal for FC Bastos! ESSIEN

GOAL FOR ESSIEN!!!!! From the initial ball, JUNINHO slips it to ESSIEN, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
3'

Goal for AS MACHINE GUN! Aubameyang

A magnificent goal from Aubameyang with a strike that appears to take a deflection off ABIDAL.
0'

Kick-off

And we are underway for the first half between AS MACHINE GUN and FC Bastos, let's hope for a great game!

Key stats

AS MACHINE GUN FC Bastos

75% Possession 25%

6 Goals 1

10 Shots on target 1

3 Shots off target 1

1 Fouls 6

0 Yellow cards 2

0 Red cards 1

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

L. Messi 89'
Wuve 75' Aubameyang
Hedir 72'
L. Messi 54' Aubameyang
Hedir 9' Z.Zidane
Aubameyang 3'

Key moments

MASSACRE À LA TRONÇONNEUSE : L'AS MACHINE GUN DÉMANTÈLE LE FC BASTOS DANS UN MATCH À SENS UNIQUE !

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