1. 92'

   Full time!

   The final whistle blows on a convincing win for FC Bastos against a disappointing LE ROI KEBAB.

2. 92'

   JUNINHO is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on BOUDIN CUIT's shoulders during an aerial duel!

3. 88'

   BROUETTE DE CACA cannot stop CACAPA, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

4. 86'

   Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

   LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

5. 86'

   Substitution for LE ROI KEBAB

   LE ROI KEBAB effectue un remplacement. CAPTAIN CROTTE prend la place de ÉNORME BLAIREAU.

6. 86'

   Substitution for LE ROI KEBAB

   LE ROI KEBAB effectue un remplacement. BOUDIN CRU prend la place de REPLACING SAUSAGE.

7. 85'

   Goal for FC Bastos! ABIDAL

   Following a solo run down the right flank, BENZEMA draws the keeper out before squaring to ABIDAL at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

8. 82'

   Goal for FC Bastos! JUNINHO

   GOAL for JUNINHO!!! JUNINHO twists REPLACING SAUSAGE inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

9. 76'

   DIARRA and KNAKI MOLLE are battling for the ball, and DIARRA delivers a violent shoulder charge to KNAKI MOLLE, who goes down. It is a foul.

10. 72'

    Shot on target by ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

11. 67'

    Shot on target by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    A long pass from STEPH SLIPENCUIR finds GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

12. 62'

    ESSIEN plays a ball over the top for BENZEMA in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

13. 59'

    BOUDIN CUIT overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on ESSIEN, but it does not come off.

14. 53'

    Goal for FC Bastos! BENZEMA

    BENZEMA is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past KNAKI DURE, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

15. 51'

    Lovely ball from DIARRA for BASTOS, but a defender intercepts.

16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Bastos va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

18. 42'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by LACAZETTE, but it goes straight into the arms of PACO RABAT.

19. 40'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes the free kick but it's wide!

20. 40'

    Unacceptable foul by CACAPA who tackles GROS GROS PIGNOUF from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

21. 34'

    Shot on target by BROUETTE DE CACA

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR crosses for BROUETTE DE CACA, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

22. 29'

    Free kick by LACAZETTE

    LACAZETTE strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. PACO RABAT didn't even react.

23. 29'

    After an aerial duel, KNAKI DURE delivers a violent elbow to the face of JUNINHO, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

24. 24'

    Shot off target by DIARRA

    DIARRA beats two defenders and feeds ABIDAL, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

25. 21'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    Slapstick goal! GROS GROS PIGNOUF's shot hits the left post and bounces off LLORIS's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

26. 19'

    CRIS miscontrols the ball, allowing BROUETTE DE CACA to calmly restart the play.

27. 18'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    From a cut-back, DIARRA hits a volley on target, but PACO RABAT tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

28. 13'

    Shot off target by ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    From over thirty meters out, ÉNORME BLAIREAU tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

29. 10'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, KNAKI MOLLE plays a through ball to POOP CATAPULT, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

30. 8'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots GROS GROS PIGNOUF making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

31. 6'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR strikes the free kick with power, but it goes well wide of the goal!

32. 6'

    DIARRA attempts a tough tackle on KNAKI MOLLE but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

33. 1'

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but PANTY SNIFFER is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

34. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off! With sunny weather and a pristine pitch, all the conditions are set for a beautiful game!

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