1. 90'

   Full time!

   The referee blows the whistle, that is the end of the match! FC Tities falls to an in-form Hypopotamus!

2. 88'

   FC Tities is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing Hypopotamus to chase. A great collective display from FC Tities!

3. 87'

   Shot off target by Turlututu

   Turlututu beats two defenders and feeds Dildo, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

4. 84'

   Shot off target by Turbine à caca

   Run down the right flank by Turbine à caca who crosses for Confiture, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

5. 82'

   Tactical change — FC Tities

   FC Tities modifie sa stratégie.

6. 82'

   Substitution for FC Tities

   FC Tities effectue un remplacement. Seqe prend la place de Sodu.

7. 82'

   Substitution for FC Tities

   FC Tities effectue un remplacement. Clea Gaultier prend la place de Cara SaintGermain.

8. 77'

   Goal for FC Tities! Rachel Roxxx

   Nikita Bellucci takes the corner short and crosses to Rachel Roxxx, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

9. 75'

   A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Moteur V12, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Cara SaintGermain was completely unmarked!

10. 72'

    Turlututu catches Xuci's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

11. 69'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

    What a mistake by Xuci!! Fenouil capitalizes to win the ball and score!

12. 66'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Nikita Bellucci one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Mathieu Legrand had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

13. 64'

    Shot on target by Fenouil

    Fenouil beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

14. 62'

    Miscommunication between Turbine à caca and Turlututu when there was a great chance to be had...

15. 58'

    Dodu picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Confiture is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

16. 55'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu

    Fenouil breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Turlututu, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

17. 50'

    Unacceptable foul by Tiffany Leidi who tackles Confiture from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

18. 47'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    Low drive from Angel Emily, comfortably gathered by Mathieu Legrand.

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Tities va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour Hypopotamus.

21. 39'

    Tactical change — FC Tities

    FC Tities modifie sa stratégie.

22. 37'

    Tiffany Leidi just tackled Confiture with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

23. 35'

    Dodu is through on goal, but Angel Emily wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

24. 32'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Confiture

    Stepover from Confiture, leaving Rachel Roxxx behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

25. 28'

    Nikita Bellucci complains about the tight marking from Confiture, but the referee ignores him.

26. 23'

    Free kick scored by Dildo

    Dildo curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Mia Khalifa is beaten.

27. 23'

    What a horror tackle! Angel Emily drives his studs into Pignouf's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

28. 18'

    Hypopotamus has been playing some attractive football lately, while FC Tities is chasing the ball.

29. 17'

    Undeniable foul! Sodu tackles Dodu with both feet off the ground!

30. 11'

    Shot off target by Tiffany Leidi

    Looking sharp tonight, Tiffany Leidi tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

31. 10'

    Tactical change — FC Tities

    FC Tities modifie sa stratégie.

32. 8'

    Goal for FC Tities! Tiffany Leidi

    Cara SaintGermain spots Tiffany Leidi's run and dinks the ball through; Tiffany Leidi chests it down and fires a cross-shot! It is a goal!

33. 3'

    Red card for Panpan cucul

    What color will the card be?? .... OH no, it is RED!

34. 3'

    In a duel with Panpan cucul, Tiffany Leidi goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

35. 1'

    Hypopotamus are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting FC Tities has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

36. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway in this magnificent stadium! We expect a good match between FC Tities and Hypopotamus!

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