Full time
Key moments
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55'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil
Turbine à caca starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Fenouil, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!
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38'
Substitution for ASCM
ASCM effectue un remplacement. Joueur8 prend la place de Vapy.
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13'
Penalty converted by Tefi
Tefi steps up, shoots, and places the ball into the bottom right corner; the keeper couldn't do a thing.
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8'
Panpan cucul goes down injured
Panpan cucul is hurt after that challenge, he needs to come off!
Match details
On 15/07/2026 07:30
OL Stadium (ASCM)
5599 spectators
No extra time

Match commentary
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90'
Full time!
Both teams played a fair game but could not be separated. ASCM and Hypopotamus finish the match at 1-1-.
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88'
Shot off target by Dildo
Header from Dildo!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.
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86'
The tackle by Pignouf on Joueur7 is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
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83'
Joueur7 plays a through ball to Joueur5 but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.
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81'
Unacceptable foul by Turbine à caca who tackles Joueur11 from behind! That is a real horror tackle!
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79'
Shot off target by Confiture
Confiture tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!
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74'
Shot off target by Joueur7
Joueur7 crosses, Joueur6 attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.
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69'
Joueur4 and Stéphane Masson execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.
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67'
Save by Mathieu Legrand
Low drive from Joueur8, comfortably gathered by Mathieu Legrand.
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63'
Like a true magician, Joueur11 skips past Dildo with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!
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60'
An excellent through ball from Pignouf to Sorbet citron! He bears down on the keeper and it's a goooal!!! Oh no! The flag is up, it's offside.
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58'
Confiture cannot stop Joueur6, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.
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57'
Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Joueur5 brings the move to an end.
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55'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil
Turbine à caca starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Fenouil, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!
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51'
Shot off target by Joueur11
Joueur6 sprints down the touchline and crosses to Joueur11! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!
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45'
Back under way!
Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
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45'
Half-time
C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour ASCM.
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43'
Panpan cucul leans on Joueur6 in an aerial duel and is penalized.
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38'
Substitution for ASCM
ASCM effectue un remplacement. Joueur8 prend la place de Vapy.
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35'
Hypopotamus is dropping back as ASCM looks increasingly dangerous.
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33'
Save by Mathieu Legrand
A powerful strike from forty meters out by Joueur11, but it goes straight into the arms of Mathieu Legrand.
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28'
Hypopotamus and ASCM are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.
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23'
Stéphane Masson and Turlututu are battling for the ball, and Stéphane Masson delivers a violent shoulder charge to Turlututu, who goes down. It is a foul.
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22'
Unacceptable foul by Pignouf who tackles Joueur6 from behind! That is a real horror tackle!
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20'
Shot off target by Vapy
Vapy passes to Joueur10, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.
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16'
Save by Mathieu Legrand
Joueur6 hits a clean shot on target, but Mathieu Legrand makes a world-class save to clear the danger.
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13'
Penalty converted by Tefi
Tefi steps up, shoots, and places the ball into the bottom right corner; the keeper couldn't do a thing.
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13'
Penalty to ASCM
Aaaaah! Penalty! A small foul, but a big consequence!
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13'
Dildo is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Tefi's shoulders during an aerial duel!
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9'
Vapy accelerates and passes to Joueur5, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.
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8'
Panpan cucul goes down injured
Panpan cucul is hurt after that challenge, he needs to come off!
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8'
Heavy foul by Joueur7 who charges into Panpan cucul from behind.
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5'
Confiture dribbles past two opponents, but Joueur11 decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
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0'
Kick-off
Kick-off! With sunny weather and a pristine pitch, all the conditions are set for a beautiful game!
No event of this type.
Key stats
Scorers
- Tefi 13'
Scorers
- Fenouil 55' Turbine à caca
Goalkeeper
Defence
Midfield
- 38'
Attack
- 13'(Pen)
Substitutes
- 38'
Goalkeeper
Defence
Midfield
- 55'
Attack
- 8'
- 55'
Substitutes
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