1. 91'

   Full time!

   And that's the end of the match with a victory for Hypopotamus, who have just beaten Damvix FC.

2. 89'

   A wonderful one-two between Lizarazu and Lucho takes out three opposing players.

3. 85'

   Baxa thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Base virale GPS.

4. 82'

   Blanc is late on Fenouil, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

5. 80'

   Shot off target by Lucho

   Lucho sends a long ball to Ronaldinho, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.

6. 78'

   Free kick scored by Drogba

   Drogba scores! A superb free kick, Mathieu Legrand could do nothing about it!

7. 77'

   What a horror tackle! Panpan cucul drives his studs into Djibril Cisse's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

8. 73'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Sorbet citron

   What a goal! Sorbet citron meets Turlututu's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

9. 68'

   Shot off target by Lucho

   Lucho passes to Djibril Cisse, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

10. 67'

    Shot off target by Lucho

    Lucho shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

11. 63'

    Base virale GPS slides into Lucho as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

12. 60'

    Link-up play between Sorbet citron and Base virale GPS, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

13. 58'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Drogba

    Magnificent play by Drogba, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Mathieu Legrand. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

14. 53'

    Shot on target by Dildo

    Dildo puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Panpan cucul, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

15. 48'

    Drogba beats two players with a roulette. Base virale GPS tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Damvix FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Hypopotamus.

18. 40'

    Shot on target by Dildo

    A long pass from Dildo finds Turbine à caca, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

19. 35'

    Ball recovered by Pignouf who rushes to play Turbine à caca through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

20. 33'

    Unacceptable foul by Confiture who tackles Blanc from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

21. 28'

    Damvix FC is moving the ball around well. Hypopotamus is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

22. 25'

    Damvix FC is passing the ball around, with Hypopotamus trying to win it back.

23. 23'

    Confiture tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Blanc, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

24. 21'

    Drogba bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Blanc, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

25. 15'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Fenouil pulls off a stepover, beats Lizarazu, and shoots. Unstoppable!

26. 12'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Lizarazu on Turbine à caca.

27. 9'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Dildo

    A powerful strike from Panpan cucul, the keeper spills the ball and Dildo pounces to score. GOAL!

28. 7'

    Hypopotamus has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Damvix FC will struggle to win it back.

29. 4'

    Maldini bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Baxa, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

30. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee is ready, the 22 players are set, and the match can finally begin.

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