1. 90'

   Full time!

   Full time, the score is 2-1 for Darkrozh FC.

2. 88'

   Red card for FoutouSauceGraine

   And it is a red card for FoutouSauceGraine!!

3. 88'

   FoutouSauceGraine stamps on Fenouil, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

4. 84'

   Shot off target by

   tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

5. 82'

   Offside called against Base virale GPS, poorly served by Fenouil.

6. 81'

   Sorbet citron picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

7. 79'

   Shot off target by Rocamadour

   Rocamadour has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

8. 76'

   Shot on target by Confiture

   Confiture passes to Turlututu, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

9. 70'

   Save by Jean bon

   Dildo is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Jean bon isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

10. 68'

    Tartufo cannot stop Turbine à caca, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

11. 62'

    Goal for Darkrozh FC! Muscle consistant

    What a goal! From the corner, FoutouSauceGraine picks out Muscle consistant at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

12. 58'

    Dildo picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Turlututu is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

13. 53'

    Tartufo tries to outpace Sorbet citron, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

14. 50'

    We are witnessing some great football! Turlututu and Dodu are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

15. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

16. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

17. 42'

    Shot on target by

    From a cross on the right, Rocamadour squares it to inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

18. 36'

    Red card for Pipi

    Pipi is wondering what just happened. The referee has just shown a red card for a foul that didn't seem to warrant such a punishment!

19. 36'

    Pipi puts in a heavy tackle on Base virale GPS during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

20. 30'

    Shot off target by FoutouSauceGraine

    Strike from FoutouSauceGraine that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

21. 27'

    Darkrozh FC is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for Hypopotamus.

22. 26'

    Goal for Darkrozh FC! JoanTheYoung

    After a clever roulette, Rocamadour sets up JoanTheYoung, who finds the back of the net with a clean strike.

23. 25'

    JoanTheYoung picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

24. 21'

    Dodu dribbles past Pipi with a magnificent nutmeg. Pipi seems annoyed, so he tackles Dodu from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

25. 19'

    Shot on target by Confiture

    A cross from Turbine à caca finds Confiture, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

26. 13'

    Hypopotamus's central defense is rock solid, Darkrozh FC are looking for a way to break them down.

27. 7'

    In a duel with , Sorbet citron goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

28. 4'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu

    After leaving two players in his wake, Panpan cucul serves up a peach of a pass for Turlututu, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!

29. 1'

    Sorbet citron pushes Maître Lunettier in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

30. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway for a match that promises to be physical. Not for the faint-hearted!

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