1. 90'

   Full time!

   Bayern de Monique wins after a great match. Bomboclat did not deserve to lose, however.

2. 88'

   Bdsm is through on goal, but Jean cule wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

3. 86'

   Red card for Pierre palmade

   The referee is going to consult his assistant! They talk for a few seconds and the referee then returns to Pierre palmade! It is a red card! Pierre palmade protests, but has no choice but to head for the dressing room!

4. 86'

   Pierre palmade cannot stop Papy gg, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

5. 83'

   Yellow card for Lenni chon

   Yellow card for Lenni chon! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

6. 82'

   Nasty tackle from behind by Lenni chon on Nez gros.

7. 81'

   Free kick by Epstein

   Great aerial claim from BrrBrrPatapim, punching away a Epstein free kick into the box.

8. 80'

   Nez gros attempts a tough tackle on Lenni chon but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

9. 79'

   Penalty converted by Epstein

   Epstein strikes, skimming the right post; BrrBrrPatapim had it covered, though.

10. 79'

    Penalty to Bayern de Monique

    Despite the crowd's whistles and protests, the referee points to the penalty spot. Epstein focuses on converting it.

11. 79'

    Jean jack is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Lenni chon.

12. 75'

    Norman dribbles past two opponents, but Jean jack decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

13. 70'

    Ton daron leans on Norman in an aerial duel and is penalized.

14. 68'

    Jack Lang is through on goal, but Luc arnopposé wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

15. 64'

    Lenni chon tries to outpace Papy gg, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

16. 59'

    Yellow card for Bill clinton

    Bill clinton receives a yellow card; he won't be able to defend the same way anymore...

17. 58'

    Unacceptable foul by Bill clinton who tackles Jean cule from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

18. 56'

    Papy gg intercepts a pass intended for Lenni chon.

19. 51'

    Shot off target by Jack Lang

    Jack Lang attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

20. 48'

    Bayern de Monique is dropping back as Bomboclat looks increasingly dangerous.

21. 46'

    Shot off target by Papy gg

    Papy gg hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Ton daron, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Bomboclat va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

23. 45+2'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Bayern de Monique.

24. 41'

    Bayern de Monique is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Bomboclat players.

25. 37'

    Shot on target by Pierre palmade

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Pierre palmade. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

26. 31'

    Unacceptable foul by Norman who tackles Bill clinton from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

27. 27'

    Free kick by Epstein

    Great aerial claim from BrrBrrPatapim, punching away a Epstein free kick into the box.

28. 27'

    Nez gros gets dribbled past by Epstein and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

29. 23'

    In a duel with Kiki, Charlie goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

30. 19'

    Shot off target by Papy gg

    Papy gg picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

31. 15'

    Lenni bar and Jean cultamere are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

32. 12'

    Pierre palmade gets dribbled past by Bill clinton and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

33. 7'

    Nez gros goes down injured

    Ouch! Nez gros is limping after that challenge... The medical staff suspects an ankle sprain.

34. 7'

    Hard tackle by Norman on Nez gros, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

35. 3'

    Goal for Bayern de Monique! Luc arnopposé

    Luc arnopposé faces off against Bill clinton, and Luc arnopposé fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Paul the Octopus has backed Bayern de Monique; can Bomboclat prove him wrong?

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