1. 90'

   Full time!

   It is over. Hypopotamus wins the match by a score of 2-0 against Les branquignoles.

2. 90'

   Shot off target by Confiture

   Confiture tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

3. 87'

   Les branquignoles is barely seeing the ball as Hypopotamus dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Hypopotamus fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

4. 83'

   Free kick by Crous

   What a free kick!!!! Crous goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!

5. 83'

   Following a nice piece of skill from Mbappied, Sorbet citron can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

6. 81'

   Hypopotamus is pressing very intensely, forcing Les branquignoles to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

7. 77'

   Pignouf complains about the tight marking from Fabian Ruiz, but the referee ignores him.

8. 76'

   Shot off target by Fenouil

   Great work from Fenouil on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Bastien Martinez. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

9. 73'

   Les branquignoles can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from Hypopotamus!

10. 68'

    Fenouil wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Dildo, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

11. 63'

    Dodu picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

12. 57'

    Save by Oreola

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, Bastien Martinez strikes it with power and a superb save from Oreola, what a keeper!!

13. 53'

    Shot off target by Dildo

    Dildo fires a low cross across the goal... Fenouil gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

14. 49'

    Shot off target by Hakimilieu

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Hakimilieu, SNIPER takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Les branquignoles va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

16. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Hypopotamus.

17. 40'

    Shot on target by Sorbet citron

    Sorbet citron passes to Confiture, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

18. 36'

    Pignouf goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Crous wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

19. 35'

    Fenouil plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Marcelo saves his team from a dangerous attack!

20. 34'

    Free kick by Dildo

    Dildo's free kick is a complete miss. His outside-of-the-boot strike goes five meters wide!

21. 33'

    Fabian Ruiz commits a heavy foul, tackling Dildo from behind with both feet off the ground.

22. 31'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

    What a mistake by Crous!! Fenouil capitalizes to win the ball and score!

23. 28'

    Save by Oreola

    Confiture tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Oreola pushes the ball onto the right post.

24. 22'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Turbine à caca

    What a mistake by Crous!! Turbine à caca capitalizes to win the ball and score!

25. 21'

    Shot off target by Bastien Martinez

    Bastien Martinez tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

26. 19'

    Link-up play between Sorbet citron and Dodu, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

27. 14'

    Shot off target by Dildo

    After a scramble, Sorbet citron lays it back to Dildo who shoots wide. What a shame!

28. 13'

    Shot off target by Panpan cucul

    Nice one-two between Panpan cucul and Confiture... Panpan cucul tries his luck but completely shanks it.

29. 11'

    Shot off target by Sorbet citron

    Swerving cross from Bastien Martinez, Sorbet citron tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

30. 8'

    Crous takes too long to release the ball and Jules Robert is caught offside.

31. 6'

    Les branquignoles fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

32. 1'

    Shot on target by Turbine à caca

    Great work from Confiture on the right, Turbine à caca hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Paul the Octopus has backed Les branquignoles; can Hypopotamus prove him wrong?

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