Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 71'

    Goal for DickyDog! Jambe veineuse

    A through ball from Quoicoubaka to Jambe veineuse, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  2. 58'

    Goal for DickyDog! BABOUINO BUENO

    From a cross by Jambe veineuse that the defense fails to clear, BABOUINO BUENO controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

  3. 36'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, BABOUINO BUENO sets up Quoicoubaka perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  4. 34'

    Second yellow for Jaipatouché

    It had to happen! Jaipatouché, who was getting increasingly nervous, has just picked up a deserved second yellow card! He won't be playing any further part in this match...

  5. 32'

    Free kick scored by Antonino Gallo

    What a goal! After focusing, Antonino Gallo curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. Big clampin had no chance on that ball.

  6. 25'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! B. Saka

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by Kroos, B. Saka just had to beat the keeper to score.

  7. 21'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Porret.G

    Porret.G controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Big clampin with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!

  8. 19'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    Esprit VENGEUR picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Hamzezette, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  9. 6'

    Yellow card for Jaipatouché

    A yellow card for Jaipatouché, who fails to win the argument despite his protests.

What an absolute circus we witnessed at the pitch today! The clash between DickyDog and FCQuenelle ended in a heart-stopping 4-3 thriller that defied all logic. FCQuenelle came out of the gate swinging, playing with fire and, quite literally, getting burned. After a chaotic start marked by a yellow card just six minutes in, they managed to snatch a 3-1 lead by the 32nd minute thanks to a cheeky free-kick. It looked like a walk in the park, but in the world of FCQuenelle, discipline is apparently just a suggestion. 🤡

The momentum shifted violently in the 34th minute when FCQuenelle picked up a second yellow, resulting in a red card that left them scrambling with ten men. DickyDog, smelling the blood in the water, pounced like a pack of hungry hounds. While FCQuenelle spent the rest of the afternoon desperately firing shots into the stands, DickyDog turned up the heat, finding the back of the net with surgical precision. By the 58th minute, the deficit had vanished, and the tension was thick enough to cut with a rusty cleaver.

As the clock ticked toward the final whistle, DickyDog completed the most improbable comeback of the season, sealing the 4-3 victory in the 71st minute. FCQuenelle looked like a headless chicken squad, failing to convert their final desperate chances while DickyDog celebrated a win that was as messy as it was glorious. It was a classic display of why FCQuenelle should probably focus on learning the rules before they worry about the scoreboard. Truly a match for the history books—or at least for the blooper reel! 🔥

Match details

On 14/11/2026 15:30

Le Parc des Pinfres (DickyDog)

48631 spectators

No extra time

Big clampin
353 pts
28 yrs
Sup Naked
305 pts
26 yrs
HUBERTO C...
330 pts
26 yrs
Slip kang...
296 pts
27 yrs
Quoicoubaka
309 pts
30 yrs
BABOUINO ...
333 pts
26 yrs
Esprit VE...
303 pts
22 yrs
Hermano d...
308 pts
29 yrs
Hamzezette
311 pts
24 yrs
Gros Beig...
318 pts
28 yrs
Jambe vei...
410 pts
27 yrs
Sainte-Maure
334 pts
21 yrs
Antonino ...
307 pts
29 yrs
Jaipatouché
301 pts
29 yrs
J. Gvardiol
303 pts
27 yrs
Porret.G
414 pts
27 yrs
M. Olise
305 pts
29 yrs
R.Gravenb...
316 pts
28 yrs
Kroos
295 pts
27 yrs
B. Saka
322 pts
29 yrs
Pablo Esc...
342 pts
24 yrs
Mezii
361 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That is the end of the 90 minutes, a victory for DickyDog over FCQuenelle, who will regret not taking their chances.

  2. 88'

    For the last few minutes, DickyDog and FCQuenelle have just been watching each other play.

  3. 85'

    BABOUINO BUENO and Quoicoubaka play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  4. 83'

    Kroos tries to nutmeg BABOUINO BUENO, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  5. 82'

    Shot off target by Pablo Escobar

    Kroos is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Pablo Escobar, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  6. 78'

    Shot on target by Hamzezette

    Hamzezette passes to BABOUINO BUENO, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  7. 73'

    Tactical change — FCQuenelle

    FCQuenelle modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 71'

    Goal for DickyDog! Jambe veineuse

    A through ball from Quoicoubaka to Jambe veineuse, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  9. 66'

    In a duel with Jambe veineuse, B. Saka goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  10. 63'

    Great link-up play between Kroos and Pablo Escobar; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  11. 60'

    DickyDog is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against FCQuenelle.

  12. 58'

    Goal for DickyDog! BABOUINO BUENO

    From a cross by Jambe veineuse that the defense fails to clear, BABOUINO BUENO controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

  13. 52'

    Shot off target by B. Saka

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by B. Saka, Pablo Escobar takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  14. 50'

    HUBERTO CARLOS just tackled Mezii with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe DickyDog va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour FCQuenelle.

  17. 42'

    Shot off target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Off the post for Gros Beignet Dodu! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  18. 40'

    Pablo Escobar and J. Gvardiol have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  19. 36'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, BABOUINO BUENO sets up Quoicoubaka perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  20. 34'

    Second yellow for Jaipatouché

    It had to happen! Jaipatouché, who was getting increasingly nervous, has just picked up a deserved second yellow card! He won't be playing any further part in this match...

  21. 34'

    Jaipatouché manages to dribble past Sup Naked, who catches up. Jaipatouché slaps his opponent! Foul!

  22. 32'

    Free kick scored by Antonino Gallo

    What a goal! After focusing, Antonino Gallo curls this free kick beautifully into the top corner. Big clampin had no chance on that ball.

  23. 31'

    Sup Naked makes no attempt to play the ball there! Jaipatouché is on the ground. It is a foul.

  24. 25'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! B. Saka

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by Kroos, B. Saka just had to beat the keeper to score.

  25. 21'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Porret.G

    Porret.G controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Big clampin with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!

  26. 19'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    Esprit VENGEUR picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Hamzezette, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  27. 14'

    Great link-up play between J. Gvardiol and M. Olise; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  28. 9'

    Shot off target by Mezii

    Big miss! Mezii cuts the ball back to R.Gravenberch. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  29. 6'

    Yellow card for Jaipatouché

    A yellow card for Jaipatouché, who fails to win the argument despite his protests.

  30. 5'

    Jambe veineuse cuts inside to beat his marker, but Jaipatouché hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

Key stats

DickyDog FCQuenelle
50% Possession 50%
4 Goals 3
5 Shots on target 3
1 Shots off target 3
3 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Jambe veineuse 71' Quoicoubaka
  • BABOUINO BUENO 58' Jambe veineuse
  • Quoicoubaka 36' BABOUINO BUENO
  • Hamzezette 19' Esprit VENGEUR

Scorers

  • Antonino Gallo 32'
  • B. Saka 25' Kroos
  • Porret.G 21'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 36'71'
  • 58'36'
  • 19'

Attack

  • 19'
  • 71'58'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 32'
  • 34'6'34'

Midfield

  • 21'
  • 25'

Attack

  • 25'

Substitutes

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