Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Penalty converted by Dylan Dumas

    Sumptuous penalty from Dylan Dumas, tucking it into the side netting. Unstoppable.

  2. 83'

    Yellow card for Philippe Guerin

    The referee cautions Philippe Guerin with a yellow card after consulting the linesman.

  3. 62'

    Red card for Desailly

    The referee hesitates, but finally gives a red card to Desailly, who is sent off for that nasty foul.

  4. 32'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Kaku

    Magnificent goal by Kaku!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Bastien Blanchard, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  5. 20'

    Yellow card for Bafetimbi Gomis

    Following that foul, which the referee deemed too aggressive, Bafetimbi Gomis is booked with a yellow card.

  6. 11'

    Goal for Barcelona! Tiago

    Vaki hits a beautiful crossfield pass to Tiago, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

In a match that defied all logic and basic laws of football, FC Paslajoie proved that you don't need a high shooting percentage to dismantle Barcelona. While the visitors spent the afternoon auditioning for a rugby team—racking up six fouls and a yellow card—FC Paslajoie decided that accuracy was merely a suggestion, firing ten shots in total but only finding the target four times. Still, they drew first blood in the 32nd minute, proving that even a broken clock finds the back of the net twice a day. ⚽

The drama peaked in the 62nd minute when FC Paslajoie decided the game was getting too boring and opted to play with ten men after a red card. Barcelona, clearly confused by this tactical sacrifice, failed to capitalize on the ensuing free kick, proving that their incompetence is far more consistent than their passing. Even as FC Paslajoie collected another yellow card, they remained the dominant force, turning the pitch into their own personal playground of chaos and sporadic brilliance.

The final nail in the coffin arrived in the 85th minute via a penalty. FC Paslajoie stepped up to the spot with the confidence of a team that had spent the whole match ignoring the goal entirely, slotting it home to secure a 2-1 victory. Despite a frantic late-game effort and a flurry of missed shots, Barcelona slunk away with only one measly shot on target to their name. It was an absolute masterclass in "winning ugly," leaving the fans bewildered and the statisticians in tears. 🤡

Match details

On 12/11/2026 16:30

Stade du Roti (FC Paslajoie)

33416 spectators

No extra time

Adam Petit
320 pts
27 yrs
Cambiasso
299 pts
30 yrs
Desailly
300 pts
31 yrs
T.Hernandez
306 pts
28 yrs
Kaku
339 pts
21 yrs
Philippe ...
412 pts
31 yrs
Jiro
332 pts
25 yrs
Abdoulaye...
351 pts
32 yrs
Diego Mar...
330 pts
28 yrs
Dylan Dumas
310 pts
31 yrs
Lamettre ...
318 pts
25 yrs
Noah Meyer
282 pts
26 yrs
Wene
194 pts
19 yrs
Bexy
205 pts
21 yrs
Peter LaF...
287 pts
28 yrs
Micka ambi
271 pts
25 yrs
Vaki
196 pts
18 yrs
Bastien B...
239 pts
26 yrs
Tiago
291 pts
31 yrs
loic amisse
295 pts
31 yrs
Giroud O
277 pts
28 yrs
Bafetimbi...
286 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    After a thrilling match, FC Paslajoie takes the win over Barcelona.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Jiro

    Jiro crosses, Lamettre Aufond attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  3. 87'

    Diego Maradona tries to nutmeg Wene, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  4. 85'

    Penalty converted by Dylan Dumas

    Sumptuous penalty from Dylan Dumas, tucking it into the side netting. Unstoppable.

  5. 85'

    Penalty to FC Paslajoie

    No doubt about it, that foul was inside the box! Dylan Dumas is getting ready to take it.

  6. 85'

    Abdoulaye Kante dribbles past two opponents, but Peter LaFleur decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  7. 83'

    Yellow card for Philippe Guerin

    The referee cautions Philippe Guerin with a yellow card after consulting the linesman.

  8. 83'

    Hard tackle by Philippe Guerin on loic amisse, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  9. 81'

    Dylan Dumas passes to Kaku, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  10. 76'

    Philippe Guerin cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Micka ambi manages to scramble away for a corner.

  11. 72'

    Free kick by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  12. 72'

    Wene pushes Lamettre Aufond in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  13. 67'

    Bastien Blanchard and loic amisse play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  14. 62'

    Free kick by Giroud O

    Giroud O strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Adam Petit didn't even react.

  15. 62'

    Red card for Desailly

    The referee hesitates, but finally gives a red card to Desailly, who is sent off for that nasty foul.

  16. 62'

    Desailly gets dribbled past by Wene and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  17. 58'

    Shot off target by Lamettre Aufond

    Lamettre Aufond skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  18. 52'

    Shot on target by Abdoulaye Kante

    Nice cross from Dylan Dumas finds its target perfectly, great strike from Abdoulaye Kante, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  19. 51'

    Philippe Guerin bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Cambiasso, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  20. 48'

    Save by Noah Meyer

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Jiro, but it goes straight into the arms of Noah Meyer.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  22. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  23. 41'

    Shot off target by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  24. 37'

    Shot off target by Lamettre Aufond

    Looking sharp tonight, Lamettre Aufond tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  25. 32'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Kaku

    Magnificent goal by Kaku!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Bastien Blanchard, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  26. 28'

    What a foul! As Adam Petit was heading for goal, Micka ambi comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  27. 26'

    Shot off target by Lamettre Aufond

    Lamettre Aufond tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

  28. 23'

    Bastien Blanchard and Vaki are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  29. 20'

    Yellow card for Bafetimbi Gomis

    Following that foul, which the referee deemed too aggressive, Bafetimbi Gomis is booked with a yellow card.

  30. 20'

    Heavy foul by Bafetimbi Gomis who charges into Abdoulaye Kante from behind.

  31. 17'

    Diego Maradona dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Micka ambi didn't want to be the third!

  32. 14'

    Tiago is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Desailly.

  33. 11'

    Goal for Barcelona! Tiago

    Vaki hits a beautiful crossfield pass to Tiago, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  34. 5'

    Bexy attempts a tough tackle on Jiro but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    Hello everyone, and welcome to this great matchup between FC Paslajoie and Barcelona.

Key stats

FC Paslajoie Barcelona
70% Possession 30%
2 Goals 1
4 Shots on target 1
6 Shots off target 1
2 Fouls 6
1 Yellow cards 1
1 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Dylan Dumas 85'
  • Kaku 32'

Scorers

  • Tiago 11' Vaki

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 62'

Midfield

  • 32'
  • 83'

Attack

  • 85'(Pen)

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 11'
  • 11'

Attack

  • 20'

Substitutes

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