Championship

Full time

Slice of life

3-0

HT: 1 - 0
RC EKOTTO

Key moments

  1. 81'

    Goal for Slice of life! Jake

    Magnificent goal by Jake!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Gainou, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  2. 47'

    Goal for Slice of life! Wybu

    A cross from Talou finds Wybu, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  3. 4'

    Goal for Slice of life! Jake

    What a goal! Wybu pulls the ball back for Jake, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

What we witnessed today wasn't so much a football match as it was a lonely, ninety-minute training session for Slice of life. Facing off against RC EKOTTO, the victors treated the pitch like their own personal backyard, firing off a staggering 9 shots on target and another 8 wide, while their opponents seemed to have forgotten that the objective of the game is to actually touch the ball. Slice of life opened the scoring as early as the 4th minute, setting the tone for a total demolition that left the RC EKOTTO players looking more like confused spectators than professional athletes. ⚽

The statistics are simply embarrassing for RC EKOTTO: zero shots, zero shots on target, and absolutely zero impact on the proceedings. While Slice of life peppered the goal with relentless intensity—netting their second in the 47th minute and sealing the deal with a third in the 81st—the visitors were reduced to committing three measly fouls just to remind the referee they were still on the field. It’s hard to call it a competitive match when one side is playing FIFA on "Beginner" mode while the other is looking for the exit sign. 🤡

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a deserved 3-0 in favor of Slice of life, though it could have easily been double digits had they found their range a bit earlier. RC EKOTTO will surely want to burn the game tape of this performance, as they offered nothing but a masterclass in how to disappear entirely during a championship fixture. For Slice of life, it was a glorious afternoon of target practice, and for the fans of RC EKOTTO, it was a long, painful reminder that sometimes, it is better to just stay in bed. 📉

Head-to-head

Match details

On 12/11/2026 14:30

Miami stadium (Slice of life)

27600 spectators

No extra time

Myzi
300 pts
21 yrs
Vyhu
274 pts
23 yrs
Wybu
286 pts
25 yrs
Vince
279 pts
30 yrs
Talou
258 pts
19 yrs
Wybu
282 pts
24 yrs
Sime
270 pts
24 yrs
Jake
258 pts
20 yrs
Zyjo
269 pts
18 yrs
Dexter
275 pts
29 yrs
Kivu
280 pts
23 yrs
Joueur12
104 pts
32 yrs
Udol
138 pts
35 yrs
Joueur13
110 pts
31 yrs
Robin Roux
140 pts
28 yrs
Gainou
142 pts
31 yrs
Sangare
135 pts
30 yrs
Thauvin
165 pts
28 yrs
Malo
154 pts
35 yrs
Thomasson
120 pts
30 yrs
Edouard
120 pts
31 yrs
Joueur10
127 pts
31 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A huge win for Slice of life in this grueling match from start to finish!

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Sime

    After beating his marker, Sime shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

  3. 86'

    Kivu plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Joueur10 saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  4. 85'

    Shot off target by Talou

    Talou is in front of goal, Sime makes a run but Talou goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  5. 83'

    Shot on target by Zyjo

    Zyjo races down the right and crosses perfectly for Wybu. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  6. 81'

    Goal for Slice of life! Jake

    Magnificent goal by Jake!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Gainou, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  7. 77'

    Save by Joueur12

    Kivu took his time to lob Joueur12... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  8. 74'

    Shot off target by Zyjo

    Run down the right flank by Zyjo who crosses for Wybu, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  9. 69'

    RC EKOTTO is passing the ball around, with Slice of life trying to win it back.

  10. 67'

    Slice of life is pressing RC EKOTTO very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  11. 66'

    Free kick by Dexter

    Dexter runs up, his shot is on target but Joueur12 stretches to reach the ball.

  12. 65'

    Malo is late on Talou, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  13. 59'

    Vyhu just tackled Malo with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  14. 54'

    Shot on target by Dexter

    Dexter puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Talou, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  15. 49'

    Save by Joueur12

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Sime, but it goes straight into the arms of Joueur12.

  16. 47'

    Goal for Slice of life! Wybu

    A cross from Talou finds Wybu, who buries it in the back of the net with a magnificent diving header.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe RC EKOTTO va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Slice of life.

  19. 43'

    A dangerous cross from Kivu is easily dealt with by Malo, who clears with a header.

  20. 39'

    Wybu dribbles past two opponents, but Robin Roux decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  21. 38'

    Miscommunication between Kivu and Vyhu when there was a great chance to be had...

  22. 34'

    Shot off target by Jake

    Jake enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  23. 28'

    From a Jake cross, the ball reaches Sime who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  24. 26'

    Dexter tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Udol, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  25. 20'

    Shot off target by Dexter

    With no options available, Dexter decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  26. 18'

    Shot off target by Zyjo

    After a nice team move, Zyjo curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

  27. 15'

    Save by Joueur12

    Kivu is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Joueur12 catches easily.

  28. 12'

    Shot off target by Sime

    Sime lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  29. 10'

    Dexter dribbles past two opponents, but Gainou decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  30. 4'

    Goal for Slice of life! Jake

    What a goal! Wybu pulls the ball back for Jake, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  31. 3'

    Shot off target by Talou

    Kivu finds Talou first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

Key stats

Slice of life RC EKOTTO
77% Possession 23%
3 Goals 0
9 Shots on target 0
8 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Jake 81'
  • Wybu 47' Talou
  • Jake 4' Wybu

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 47'

Midfield

  • 47'4'
  • 81'4'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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