Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Ronaldo Nazario

    Ronaldo Nazario shoots from outside the box, the ball hits the left post and goes into the net. The keeper didn't even move.

  2. 74'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Philipp Lahm

    Didier Drogba leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Philipp Lahm, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  3. 69'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Quint

    Textbook play! Didier Drogba delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Quint, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  4. 32'

    Free kick scored by Didier Drogba

    What a goal by Didier Drogba! He strikes the free kick perfectly with an unpredictable trajectory that lands in the top corner! Cyprien Brun can't believe it.

  5. 24'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Ronaldo Nazario

    A long ball forward from Quint finds Ronaldo Nazario, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

What a pathetic display of "football" we witnessed today as Paris Champion 25 arrived at the stadium seemingly just to practice their walking speed. It was a complete dismantling by Picore-Picore, who treated their opponents like training cones. Even after a hilariously botched penalty in the 17th minute that had the crowd laughing in disbelief, Picore-Picore finally decided to flip the switch. By the 24th minute, the floodgates opened, and the visitors simply gave up on the concept of defending altogether. 🤡

The statistics tell a story of total incompetence from the Parisian side, who finished the match with exactly zero shots on target and a collection of fouls that suggested they were more interested in karate than soccer. While Paris Champion 25 was busy committing five fouls and wandering aimlessly across the grass, Picore-Picore put on a clinic. A beautifully struck free-kick in the 32nd minute doubled the lead, leaving the goalkeeper looking like he was auditioning for a role as a statue. It was 2-0 at the break, but the real humiliation was yet to come.

The second half was nothing short of a public execution. Picore-Picore sliced through the non-existent Paris Champion 25 backline at will, adding three more goals between the 69th and 82nd minutes to seal a brutal 5-0 victory. With 7 shots on target against a team that couldn't even manage a single threat on goal, this wasn't a match—it was a mercy killing. If Paris Champion 25 is the best the capital has to offer, they might want to consider switching to a sport where the ball isn't involved at all. Simply embarrassing! 🔥

Match details

On 10/11/2026 20:30

Stade de la Loose (Picore-Picore)

62300 spectators

No extra time

Dida
335 pts
28 yrs
Ashley Cole
356 pts
21 yrs
John Terry
351 pts
25 yrs
Carles Puyol
330 pts
29 yrs
Philipp Lahm
342 pts
24 yrs
Quint
305 pts
32 yrs
Andrés In...
340 pts
24 yrs
C. Echeverri
338 pts
25 yrs
Thierry H...
333 pts
26 yrs
Didier Dr...
340 pts
21 yrs
Ronaldo N...
366 pts
25 yrs
Cyprien Brun
122 pts
26 yrs
Cobo
167 pts
22 yrs
Koudepol
306 pts
21 yrs
Tupassepa
316 pts
25 yrs
Lapassedé
375 pts
22 yrs
Jamaifatigai
375 pts
25 yrs
Toujouren...
375 pts
26 yrs
Teddy Teuma
172 pts
27 yrs
La Vic JR
399 pts
23 yrs
Jokerdelux
163 pts
25 yrs
Macouille
399 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Picore-Picore win 5-0 against Paris Champion 25 to a standing ovation from the crowd!

  2. 89'

    Counter-attack led by Ashley Cole, a great opportunity, he passes to Thierry Henry open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  3. 86'

    Picore-Picore are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; Paris Champion 25 are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  4. 82'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Ronaldo Nazario

    Ronaldo Nazario shoots from outside the box, the ball hits the left post and goes into the net. The keeper didn't even move.

  5. 81'

    Tactical change — Paris Champion 25

    Paris Champion 25 modifie sa stratégie.

  6. 79'

    Tactical change — Picore-Picore

    Picore-Picore modifie sa stratégie.

  7. 78'

    Save by Cyprien Brun

    Andrés Iniesta is one-on-one with Cyprien Brun but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  8. 74'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Philipp Lahm

    Didier Drogba leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Philipp Lahm, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  9. 70'

    A wonderful one-two between Didier Drogba and Philipp Lahm takes out three opposing players.

  10. 69'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Quint

    Textbook play! Didier Drogba delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Quint, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  11. 64'

    Shot off target by Ronaldo Nazario

    Ronaldo Nazario has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  12. 60'

    What a horror tackle! La Vic JR drives his studs into John Terry's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  13. 55'

    Macouille and Lapassedé are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  14. 49'

    A shirt pull by Cobo; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  15. 46'

    Shot off target by Lapassedé

    Looking sharp tonight, Lapassedé tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Paris Champion 25 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Picore-Picore.

  18. 43'

    Picore-Picore is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for Paris Champion 25.

  19. 41'

    Ronaldo Nazario picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

  20. 38'

    Picore-Picore is pressing Paris Champion 25 very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  21. 37'

    Cobo thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Didier Drogba.

  22. 32'

    Free kick scored by Didier Drogba

    What a goal by Didier Drogba! He strikes the free kick perfectly with an unpredictable trajectory that lands in the top corner! Cyprien Brun can't believe it.

  23. 32'

    What a foul! As Philipp Lahm was heading for goal, Jamaifatigai comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  24. 29'

    Free kick by Didier Drogba

    Didier Drogba's free kick goes straight over Cyprien Brun's goal.

  25. 28'

    What a horror tackle! Macouille drives his studs into Ronaldo Nazario's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  26. 26'

    Shot on target by Ronaldo Nazario

    A long pass from Ronaldo Nazario finds Philipp Lahm, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  27. 24'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Ronaldo Nazario

    A long ball forward from Quint finds Ronaldo Nazario, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  28. 21'

    Andrés Iniesta gets dribbled past by Cobo and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  29. 20'

    Didier Drogba tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Cobo, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  30. 17'

    Penalty missed by Didier Drogba

    Didier Drogba runs up but slips as they shoot, and Cyprien Brun gathers the ball.

  31. 17'

    Penalty to Picore-Picore

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box! Regardless, Didier Drogba has already placed the ball and is preparing to shoot.

  32. 17'

    Undeniable foul! La Vic JR tackles Philipp Lahm with both feet off the ground!

  33. 15'

    Free kick by La Vic JR

    La Vic JR runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  34. 14'

    After an aerial duel, John Terry delivers a violent elbow to the face of Macouille, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  35. 12'

    Shot off target by Philipp Lahm

    Philipp Lahm beats two defenders and feeds Andrés Iniesta, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  36. 10'

    Shot off target by Philipp Lahm

    Splendid run from Philipp Lahm who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  37. 5'

    Paris Champion 25 and Picore-Picore are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  38. 2'

    As Teddy Teuma heads toward the goal, Thierry Henry stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle to start the match! This promises to be an exciting encounter between Picore-Picore and Paris Champion 25; let us hope for plenty of goals today!

Key stats

Picore-Picore Paris Champion 25
77% Possession 23%
5 Goals 0
7 Shots on target 0
4 Shots off target 2
2 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Ronaldo Nazario 82'
  • Philipp Lahm 74' Didier Drogba
  • Quint 69' Didier Drogba
  • Didier Drogba 32'
  • Ronaldo Nazario 24' Quint

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 74'

Midfield

  • 69'24'

Attack

  • 32'74'69'
  • 82'24'

Substitutes

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Midfield

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