Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 73'

    Goal for Saint Jean Sports! Guillaume Rousseau

    What a goal! Guillaume Rousseau meets Jules Lucas's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  2. 69'

    Goal for Saint Jean Sports! Raphael Arnaud

    GOAL FOR Raphael Arnaud!!!!! From the initial ball, Gasen slips it to Raphael Arnaud, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  3. 66'

    Goal for Boobsrussia! Feydeun Hi

    Feydeun Hi fires a shot from 30 meters out, burying it in the top corner. A dejected Lucas Henry can only fish the ball out of his net.

  4. 64'

    Penalty converted by Osiris

    Perfect penalty from Osiris to send keeper Lucas Henry the wrong way.

  5. 13'

    Yellow card for Victor Fontaine

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Victor Fontaine and it's deserved.

What a rollercoaster of pure, unadulterated football madness we witnessed today! The clash between Boobsrussia and Saint Jean Sports started with all the grace of a drunken rhino, as Boobsrussia decided their primary tactic was to collect fouls like they were rare trading cards. By the 13th minute, the referee had already flashed a yellow card at them, probably just to see if the players were still awake. The first half was a masterclass in how to miss the target, leaving the spectators praying for a miracle or at least a hot dog that didn't taste like cardboard. 🙄

The second half, however, turned into a fever dream of absurdity. Boobsrussia finally found their rhythm, winning a penalty in the 64th minute—which they buried with surprising competence—before doubling their lead just two minutes later. It looked like Saint Jean Sports were heading for a humiliating funeral march, but they clearly had other plans. In a span of four minutes, they mounted a comeback so frantic it looked like a Benny Hill sketch, leveling the score at 2-2 by the 73rd minute.

The final quarter was a desperate scramble of wayward shots and sheer panic, with both sides seemingly allergic to the back of the net. Despite Saint Jean Sports having a slight edge in accuracy with four shots on target, neither team could seal the deal, resulting in a draw that left everyone feeling utterly exhausted and slightly confused. Boobsrussia will surely regret their early aggression, while Saint Jean Sports will wonder how they let the game slip, but hey, at least nobody fell over in the parking lot—as far as we know. ⚽

Match details

On 09/11/2026 09:30

Stade Rosetta543338 (Boobsrussia)

2905 spectators

No extra time

Anthony H...
130 pts
24 yrs
Victor Fo...
133 pts
19 yrs
Antonin R...
127 pts
20 yrs
Florian B...
131 pts
18 yrs
Adam Robin
131 pts
20 yrs
Osiris
128 pts
23 yrs
Feydeun Hi
125 pts
21 yrs
Bastien M...
131 pts
23 yrs
Zlatan Ib...
128 pts
23 yrs
Colin Guerin
130 pts
19 yrs
Sowan Chaze
125 pts
21 yrs
Lucas Henry
138 pts
24 yrs
Nicolas B...
134 pts
22 yrs
Léon Richard
134 pts
21 yrs
Laurent B...
134 pts
18 yrs
Guillaume...
137 pts
23 yrs
Gasen
154 pts
17 yrs
Auguste M...
134 pts
18 yrs
Raphael A...
136 pts
18 yrs
Puwo
170 pts
21 yrs
Jules Lucas
134 pts
18 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is over! The teams finish all square with a score of 2-2.

  2. 90'

    Shot off target by Jules Lucas

    Jules Lucas hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Raphael Arnaud, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  3. 87'

    Nicolas Brunet's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Osiris watches him and laughs.

  4. 83'

    Boobsrussia is passing the ball around, with Saint Jean Sports trying to win it back.

  5. 82'

    Shot off target by Adam Robin

    Osiris finds Adam Robin with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  6. 80'

    Guillaume Rousseau humiliates Osiris with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  7. 78'

    Shot off target by Raphael Arnaud

    Raphael Arnaud recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  8. 73'

    Goal for Saint Jean Sports! Guillaume Rousseau

    What a goal! Guillaume Rousseau meets Jules Lucas's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  9. 69'

    Goal for Saint Jean Sports! Raphael Arnaud

    GOAL FOR Raphael Arnaud!!!!! From the initial ball, Gasen slips it to Raphael Arnaud, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  10. 66'

    Goal for Boobsrussia! Feydeun Hi

    Feydeun Hi fires a shot from 30 meters out, burying it in the top corner. A dejected Lucas Henry can only fish the ball out of his net.

  11. 64'

    Penalty converted by Osiris

    Perfect penalty from Osiris to send keeper Lucas Henry the wrong way.

  12. 64'

    Penalty to Boobsrussia

    Foul in the box, a penalty is fair! Osiris will have to step up.

  13. 64'

    Nicolas Brunet and Florian Barbatruc are battling for the ball, and Nicolas Brunet delivers a violent shoulder charge to Florian Barbatruc, who goes down. It is a foul.

  14. 58'

    Saint Jean Sports are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Boobsrussia's half.

  15. 53'

    Shot on target by Bastien Marie

    Bastien Marie's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  16. 48'

    Shot off target by Sowan Chaze

    After a successful one-two, Sowan Chaze manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  18. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  19. 41'

    Saint Jean Sports is moving the ball around well. Boobsrussia is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  20. 37'

    Great link-up play between Guillaume Rousseau and Laurent Bernard; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  21. 35'

    Boobsrussia is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against Saint Jean Sports.

  22. 29'

    Zlatan Ibabanovic puts in a heavy tackle on Guillaume Rousseau during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  23. 24'

    Auguste Moreau overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Adam Robin, but it does not come off.

  24. 19'

    Nicolas Brunet overhits the pass to Jules Lucas, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

  25. 18'

    Auguste Moreau just tackled Sowan Chaze with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  26. 15'

    Shot on target by Guillaume Rousseau

    Puwo plays a through ball for Guillaume Rousseau, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.

  27. 13'

    Yellow card for Victor Fontaine

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Victor Fontaine and it's deserved.

  28. 12'

    Victor Fontaine manages to dribble past Auguste Moreau, who catches up. Victor Fontaine slaps his opponent! Foul!

  29. 9'

    A series of passes between Laurent Bernard and Puwo while they wait for an opening.

  30. 5'

    Free kick by Gasen

    Free kick taken by Gasen who curls a beautiful effort towards the top corner, but the keeper makes a spectacular save.

  31. 5'

    In a duel with Antonin Rousseau, Auguste Moreau goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this El Clasico between Boobsrussia and Saint Jean Sports.

Key stats

Boobsrussia Saint Jean Sports
33% Possession 67%
2 Goals 2
3 Shots on target 4
2 Shots off target 2
3 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Feydeun Hi 66'
  • Osiris 64'

Scorers

  • Guillaume Rousseau 73' Jules Lucas
  • Raphael Arnaud 69' Gasen

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 13'

Midfield

  • 64'(Pen)
  • 66'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 73'

Midfield

  • 69'
  • 69'

Attack

  • 73'

Substitutes

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