Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    After a long passing sequence, ÉNORME BLAIREAU lays it off for PROUT PISTOL, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

  2. 79'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    Following a solo run down the right flank, PROUT PISTOL draws the keeper out before squaring to POOP CATAPULT at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  3. 65'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    PANTY SNIFFER pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

  4. 63'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF delivers a beautiful cross to KNAKI DURE, who scores a fine header.

  5. 26'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    From a great cross by Mailahofon, Courpavite perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  6. 23'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from KNAKI DURE for POOP CATAPULT to head home a lovely goal.

  7. 16'

    Goal for LOLSC! Mailahofon

    What a goal! From the corner, Failaicroisés picks out Mailahofon at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  8. 9'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    A magnificent goal from KNAKI DURE with a strike that appears to take a deflection off Controldésorienté.

  9. 2'

    Goal for LOLSC! Mailahofon

    Failaicroisés drives the corner in low; Mailahofon charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

What a glorious, greasy spectacle we witnessed today as IMPERATOR KEBAB absolutely dismantled LOLSC in a 3-6 masterclass of chaos. The match kicked off with a frantic energy, and while LOLSC managed to claw their way to a brief parity at 2-2 by the 26th minute, it was clear that their defensive structure was about as solid as a soggy pita bread. Despite managing 4 shots on target, LOLSC looked utterly lost whenever the ball left their feet, seemingly more interested in committing unnecessary fouls than actually tracking back. ⚽

The second half was nothing short of a total structural collapse for LOLSC. While they spent their time spraying shots wide—amassing 4 non-target attempts—IMPERATOR KEBAB turned the pitch into their own personal kitchen. With 6 shots on target, they sliced through the LOLSC backline like a carving knife. The flurry of goals starting in the 63rd minute turned a competitive fixture into a humiliating rout, leaving the LOLSC supporters staring at the scoreboard in pure, unadulterated disbelief as the goals rained down until the 84th minute. 🥙

In the end, IMPERATOR KEBAB proved that they are the true architects of this league, showing clinical precision that LOLSC could only dream of. With both sides finishing the match with only 2 fouls each, it was hardly a physical battle, but rather a tactical execution where LOLSC simply forgot to show up for the final half-hour. They can pack their bags and head home to rethink their entire existence, while the victors celebrate a well-deserved feast of goals. Truly, a match for the history books—or at least for a very long nap. 📉

Match details

On 08/11/2026 11:30

Bot stadium (LOLSC)

70000 spectators

No extra time

Laisstoup...
271 pts
32 yrs
Taclalagorge
353 pts
24 yrs
Joulbonhomme
321 pts
28 yrs
Casstibiat
311 pts
29 yrs
Failaicro...
312 pts
29 yrs
Courpavite
357 pts
29 yrs
Controldé...
401 pts
24 yrs
Piedscarrés
397 pts
25 yrs
Mailahofon
380 pts
24 yrs
Lachtaballe
377 pts
24 yrs
Frappodessus
380 pts
24 yrs
PACO RABAT
318 pts
26 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
340 pts
23 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
332 pts
24 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
333 pts
28 yrs
KNAKI DURE
340 pts
26 yrs
PANTY SNI...
355 pts
25 yrs
ÉNORME BL...
344 pts
25 yrs
STEPH SLI...
352 pts
29 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
345 pts
26 yrs
POOP CATA...
345 pts
24 yrs
GROS GROS...
334 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that IMPERATOR KEBAB secures the win against LOLSC

  2. 91'

    Shot off target by Frappodessus

    Controldésorienté is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Frappodessus, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Controldésorienté

    Superb curling shot from Controldésorienté that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  4. 84'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    After a long passing sequence, ÉNORME BLAIREAU lays it off for PROUT PISTOL, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

  5. 79'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    Following a solo run down the right flank, PROUT PISTOL draws the keeper out before squaring to POOP CATAPULT at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  6. 75'

    PROUT PISTOL slides into Piedscarrés as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  7. 73'

    Tactical change — LOLSC

    LOLSC modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 69'

    LOLSC are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; IMPERATOR KEBAB are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  9. 68'

    Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  10. 65'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    PANTY SNIFFER pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

  11. 63'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF delivers a beautiful cross to KNAKI DURE, who scores a fine header.

  12. 59'

    Mailahofon tries to nutmeg KNAKI DURE, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  13. 54'

    Shot off target by Controldésorienté

    Great work from Controldésorienté on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Piedscarrés. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  14. 53'

    Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

    Breaking down the right wing, PANTY SNIFFER spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  15. 48'

    A run down the right from Controldésorienté, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by BOUDIN CRU. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe IMPERATOR KEBAB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour LOLSC.

  18. 41'

    Shot off target by Courpavite

    Courpavite wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  19. 39'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    Poorly taken free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR, the attackers can only get a glancing touch on the ball.

  20. 38'

    Undeniable foul! Casstibiat tackles ÉNORME BLAIREAU with both feet off the ground!

  21. 33'

    Superb nutmeg by Controldésorienté on his opponent PROUT PISTOL; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  22. 29'

    PANTY SNIFFER makes no attempt to play the ball there! Piedscarrés is on the ground. It is a foul.

  23. 26'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    From a great cross by Mailahofon, Courpavite perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  24. 23'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from KNAKI DURE for POOP CATAPULT to head home a lovely goal.

  25. 20'

    Frappodessus pushes BOUDIN CRU in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  26. 16'

    Goal for LOLSC! Mailahofon

    What a goal! From the corner, Failaicroisés picks out Mailahofon at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  27. 14'

    LOLSC is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for IMPERATOR KEBAB.

  28. 12'

    Shot on target by Lachtaballe

    Lachtaballe passes to Frappodessus, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  29. 9'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    A magnificent goal from KNAKI DURE with a strike that appears to take a deflection off Controldésorienté.

  30. 7'

    Ball recovered by PROUT PISTOL who rushes to play KNAKI MOLLE through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  31. 4'

    Shot off target by PROUT PISTOL

    PROUT PISTOL lays it back to PANTY SNIFFER, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  32. 2'

    Goal for LOLSC! Mailahofon

    Failaicroisés drives the corner in low; Mailahofon charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    A top-of-the-table clash between LOLSC and IMPERATOR KEBAB. Let the match begin!

Key stats

LOLSC IMPERATOR KEBAB
57% Possession 43%
3 Goals 6
4 Shots on target 6
4 Shots off target 4
2 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Courpavite 26' Mailahofon
  • Mailahofon 16' Failaicroisés
  • Mailahofon 2' Failaicroisés

Scorers

  • PROUT PISTOL 84' ÉNORME BLAIREAU
  • POOP CATAPULT 79' PROUT PISTOL
  • PANTY SNIFFER 65'
  • KNAKI DURE 63' GROS GROS PIGNOUF
  • POOP CATAPULT 23' KNAKI DURE
  • KNAKI DURE 9'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 16'2'

Midfield

  • 26'

Attack

  • 16'2'26'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 63'9'23'

Midfield

  • 65'
  • 84'

Attack

  • 84'79'
  • 79'23'
  • 63'

Substitutes

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