Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Yellow card for Quzy

    The referee takes his time before showing only a yellow to Quzy; he gets away with one there.

  2. 85'

    Goal for FC Clivostine! Quzy

    GOAL for Quzy!!! Quzy twists Pacho inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  3. 60'

    Goal for FC Clivostine! Quzy

    What a mistake by Thiago Silva!! Quzy capitalizes to win the ball and score!

  4. 48'

    Goal for FC Clivostine! Quzy

    What a magnificent goal! John Cena plays a through ball to Quzy, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  5. 37'

    Yellow card for Didine

    Yellow card for Didine! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  6. 31'

    Goal for PARIS SG! Neymar

    Neymar takes a shot that should have been easy to save, but Wudi completely messes it up, what a blunder by the keeper!

What a spectacular catastrophe for PARIS SG! In a display of tactical ineptitude that would make a Sunday league side blush, the Parisian millionaires managed a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire match. Despite snatching an early lead in the 31st minute, the team seemingly decided that actually playing football was beneath them, retreating into a state of lethargic slumber that allowed FC Clivostine to dictate the tempo with ease. 🤡

Take a bow, FC Clivostine, for showing the capital what grit actually looks like. While they were busy racking up 6 shots on target and playing with a fire that PARIS SG clearly left in the locker room, they didn't mind picking up two yellow cards along the way to keep things spicy. After equalizing in the 48th minute, they simply dismantled the Parisian defense, adding two more goals in the 60th and 85th minutes to seal a historic 1-3 victory that will surely haunt the Parc des Princes for weeks to come.

By the time the final whistle blew, the statistics told the hilarious truth: PARIS SG finished with more fouls than on-target shots, while FC Clivostine walked away with the points and the pride. It was a masterclass in how to turn a home game into a funeral procession, proving once again that money can buy jerseys, but it certainly can't buy a spine. A dark day for the Parisians and a glorious, chaotic triumph for the visitors! 🔥

Match details

On 06/11/2026 18:30

Parc des princes (PARIS SG)

51585 spectators

No extra time

S.Clegane
348 pts
29 yrs
Mendes
349 pts
29 yrs
Pacho
360 pts
29 yrs
Stéphane ...
361 pts
30 yrs
Thiago Silva
350 pts
25 yrs
Verratti
369 pts
24 yrs
Ngolo
405 pts
26 yrs
Vitinha
352 pts
30 yrs
Santiago ...
357 pts
29 yrs
Neymar
356 pts
25 yrs
Di Maria
367 pts
27 yrs
Wudi
303 pts
23 yrs
Foudroyeu...
328 pts
24 yrs
Didine
268 pts
28 yrs
Rémy G.
312 pts
24 yrs
Théo Bobino
279 pts
29 yrs
Quzy
305 pts
24 yrs
Nicolas
323 pts
24 yrs
Roronoa Zoro
291 pts
29 yrs
Clivostine
316 pts
28 yrs
Nounours
264 pts
29 yrs
John Cena
307 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    FC Clivostine fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant PARIS SG side.

  2. 88'

    Yellow card for Quzy

    The referee takes his time before showing only a yellow to Quzy; he gets away with one there.

  3. 87'

    What a foul! As Mendes was heading for goal, Quzy comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  4. 85'

    Goal for FC Clivostine! Quzy

    GOAL for Quzy!!! Quzy twists Pacho inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  5. 84'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Théo Bobino on Di Maria.

  6. 79'

    Shot off target by Roronoa Zoro

    Nice one-two between Roronoa Zoro and Quzy... Roronoa Zoro tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  7. 74'

    Shot off target by Nicolas

    Nicolas is through on goal after a superb pass from Clivostine, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  8. 70'

    Shot off target by Vitinha

    Vitinha tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  9. 66'

    Shot on target by Nicolas

    Clivostine plays it first time to Nicolas, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  10. 64'

    Shot off target by Théo Bobino

    Théo Bobino tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  11. 60'

    Goal for FC Clivostine! Quzy

    What a mistake by Thiago Silva!! Quzy capitalizes to win the ball and score!

  12. 56'

    FC Clivostine is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing PARIS SG to chase. A great collective display from FC Clivostine!

  13. 53'

    Shot off target by Neymar

    Neymar wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  14. 48'

    Goal for FC Clivostine! Quzy

    What a magnificent goal! John Cena plays a through ball to Quzy, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Clivostine va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour PARIS SG.

  17. 41'

    Save by S.Clegane

    S.Clegane is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from Nicolas out for a corner.

  18. 37'

    Yellow card for Didine

    Yellow card for Didine! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  19. 37'

    In a duel with Didine, Thiago Silva goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  20. 31'

    Goal for PARIS SG! Neymar

    Neymar takes a shot that should have been easy to save, but Wudi completely messes it up, what a blunder by the keeper!

  21. 27'

    Verratti beats two players with a roulette. Clivostine tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

  22. 22'

    Rémy G. passes to Roronoa Zoro, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  23. 16'

    Thiago Silva slides into Théo Bobino as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  24. 15'

    From a Roronoa Zoro cross, the ball reaches Théo Bobino who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  25. 12'

    Save by S.Clegane

    From a cut-back, Nicolas hits a volley on target, but S.Clegane tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  26. 8'

    Great link-up play between Clivostine and Nounours; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  27. 4'

    Théo Bobino just tackled Ngolo with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  28. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes of action between PARIS SG and FC Clivostine; this match promises to be a spectacle!

Key stats

PARIS SG FC Clivostine
43% Possession 57%
1 Goals 3
1 Shots on target 6
2 Shots off target 3
1 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Neymar 31'

Scorers

  • Quzy 85'
  • Quzy 60'
  • Quzy 48' John Cena

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 31'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 37'

Midfield

  • 85'60'48'88'

Attack

  • 48'

Substitutes

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