Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Goal for Man United! Joueur6

    Corner from the right by Colin Renard to the penalty spot, and Joueur6 scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

  2. 78'

    Yellow card for Cafu

    And it's a yellow card for Cafu. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  3. 70'

    Substitution for Man United

    Man United effectue un remplacement. Lane prend la place de Joueur7.

  4. 51'

    Goal for Bresil! Neymar Jr

    Neymar Jr meets Kimmich's corner at the back post, but his shot is blocked by the defender's clearance, which hits Neymar Jr in the head and ends up in the goal!

  5. 40'

    Yellow card for Joueur6

    Joueur6 picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

What a thrilling display of absolute nothingness we witnessed today! In a match that surely set football back by at least a decade, Bresil and Man United engaged in a tactical stalemate that tested the patience of even the most dedicated insomniacs. With Bresil managing a grand total of one solitary shot on target throughout the entire afternoon, it’s a miracle they even found the back of the net at all, courtesy of a 51st-minute corner that felt more like a fluke than a masterstroke. 😴

On the other side of the pitch, Man United seemed to mistake the beautiful game for a WWE tryout. With a staggering six fouls committed, the boys in red spent more time wrestling than actually playing football. The referee was kept busy handing out cards, with both sides picking up a yellow each in a display of discipline that can only be described as "questionable." It took until the 85th minute for Man United to finally realize that the goal was the big white rectangle at the end of the field, equalizing via a corner that saved them from total embarrassment.

When the final whistle blew, ending the 1-1 deadlock, the only real winners were the fans who managed to stay awake. Bresil will look back at their two missed shots and wonder what might have been, while Man United will likely celebrate their late equalizer as if they’d won the Champions League. A truly forgettable affair that proves, once and for all, that sometimes two teams can play for ninety minutes and still accomplish absolutely nothing of value. 🤡

Match details

On 06/11/2026 12:30

Signal iduna park (Bresil)

39230 spectators

No extra time

Dida
269 pts
29 yrs
Lopa
165 pts
19 yrs
Roberto C...
235 pts
28 yrs
Rosario
291 pts
27 yrs
Cafu
273 pts
28 yrs
Marcelo
166 pts
19 yrs
Xofu
163 pts
19 yrs
Kimmich
296 pts
28 yrs
KàKá
294 pts
28 yrs
Neymar Jr
301 pts
21 yrs
Adriano
268 pts
28 yrs
Petit Lutin
246 pts
27 yrs
Mawa
205 pts
20 yrs
Bymy
218 pts
20 yrs
Sura
235 pts
21 yrs
Gola
233 pts
23 yrs
Colin Renard
243 pts
27 yrs
Hece
248 pts
21 yrs
Lane
220 pts
20 yrs
Joueur6
244 pts
28 yrs
Raphael M...
241 pts
30 yrs
Joueur9
250 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It ends in a 1-1- draw. Both teams may have regrets.

  2. 89'

    Hece miscontrols the ball, allowing KàKá to calmly restart the play.

  3. 85'

    Goal for Man United! Joueur6

    Corner from the right by Colin Renard to the penalty spot, and Joueur6 scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Lane

    From over thirty meters out, Lane tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  5. 83'

    Undeniable foul! Joueur9 tackles Rosario with both feet off the ground!

  6. 81'

    Shot on target by Colin Renard

    Hece plays it first time to Colin Renard, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  7. 79'

    Hece gets dribbled past by Adriano and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  8. 78'

    Yellow card for Cafu

    And it's a yellow card for Cafu. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  9. 77'

    Cafu manages to dribble past Gola, who catches up. Cafu slaps his opponent! Foul!

  10. 72'

    Mawa is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Rosario.

  11. 70'

    Tactical change — Man United

    Man United modifie sa stratégie.

  12. 70'

    Substitution for Man United

    Man United effectue un remplacement. Lane prend la place de Joueur7.

  13. 69'

    Rosario starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Raphael Morel, who commits a very bad foul.

  14. 64'

    After an aerial duel, Petit Lutin delivers a violent elbow to the face of Roberto Carlos, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  15. 61'

    Shot off target by Xofu

    Xofu lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  16. 58'

    Adriano and Roberto Carlos are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  17. 57'

    Hard tackle by Joueur6 on Xofu, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  18. 51'

    Goal for Bresil! Neymar Jr

    Neymar Jr meets Kimmich's corner at the back post, but his shot is blocked by the defender's clearance, which hits Neymar Jr in the head and ends up in the goal!

  19. 49'

    Perfect tackle by Cafu on Hece! The move was very dangerous! Cafu arrived at just the right time!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  21. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  22. 43'

    Shot off target by Cafu

    Splendid run from Cafu who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  23. 40'

    Yellow card for Joueur6

    Joueur6 picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

  24. 40'

    Joueur6 cannot stop Lopa, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  25. 37'

    Kimmich goes down in the box under pressure from Bymy. The referee waves play on.

  26. 36'

    Big chance for Kimmich, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Sura. What a shame!

  27. 34'

    Great pressing from Man United. Bresil is struggling to play properly.

  28. 29'

    Cafu plays a through ball to Marcelo but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  29. 25'

    Man United are in real trouble, Bresil are currently monopolizing possession.

  30. 23'

    Man United are keeping the ball and running down the clock; Bresil need to respond!

  31. 19'

    Raphael Morel and Bymy are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  32. 13'

    Man United and Bresil are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  33. 9'

    Raphael Morel miscontrols the ball, allowing Roberto Carlos to calmly restart the play.

  34. 4'

    A dangerous cross from Joueur6 is easily dealt with by KàKá, who clears with a header.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle to start the match; a great game surely awaits us!

Key stats

Bresil Man United
46% Possession 54%
1 Goals 1
1 Shots on target 2
2 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 6
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Neymar Jr 51' Kimmich

Scorers

  • Joueur6 85' Colin Renard

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 78'

Midfield

  • 51'

Attack

  • 51'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 85'
  • 70'

Attack

  • 85'40'

Substitutes

  • 70'

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