Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Samir Nasri

    Goal! Samir Nasri has just beaten Pikachu with a magnificent lob!

  2. 85'

    Penalty converted by Bulbizarre

    Perfect penalty from Bulbizarre to send keeper Fernando Muslera the wrong way.

  3. 70'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Weba

    Weba and Samir Nasri link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Weba, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  4. 68'

    Yellow card for Bulbizarre

    Bulbizarre is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

  5. 49'

    Yellow card for Donnum

    And yes, Donnum picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  6. 39'

    Yellow card for T. Henry

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for T. Henry and it's deserved.

  7. 36'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Victor Osimhen

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from Weba for Victor Osimhen to head home a lovely goal.

  8. 4'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Sacha Boey

    GOAL for Sacha Boey!!! Sacha Boey twists Bulbizarre inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

What a spectacular disaster it was for FC Berdoues today! If the goal of a football match is to look like a group of lost tourists wandering onto a pitch, then the boys in the home kit absolutely nailed it. They were dismantled 1-4 by a clinical Vekahaine side that seemed to be playing against a training cone set on "easy mode." The visitors opened the scoring at the 4th minute, and frankly, FC Berdoues spent the rest of the match trying to chase shadows while picking up three yellow cards just to feel something inside. 🤡

The defensive performance of FC Berdoues was less of a tactical setup and more of an open invitation for Vekahaine to practice their shooting drills. With only two shots on target all afternoon, the home team’s offense was about as threatening as a damp firework. Meanwhile, the referee was the busiest man on the field, constantly blowing the whistle for the four fouls committed by the home side, who seemed to think that if they couldn't stop the ball, they would at least try to stop the players. ⚽

A glimmer of hope appeared in the 85th minute when a penalty gifted FC Berdoues their only goal, but it was far too little and far too late. Vekahaine promptly responded with another goal at the 88th minute to seal the embarrassment. As the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read 1-4, a fair reflection of a game that proved FC Berdoues might want to consider a career in synchronized swimming instead. A truly miserable day for the home fans, who probably wish they had stayed in bed! 📉

Match details

On 05/11/2026 08:30

Mogostadium (FC Berdoues)

31425 spectators

No extra time

Pikachu
230 pts
24 yrs
Milan
225 pts
25 yrs
Cafu
244 pts
24 yrs
Salameche
223 pts
20 yrs
Mc kenzie
256 pts
27 yrs
Bulbizarre
227 pts
23 yrs
Donnum
233 pts
29 yrs
Kasper Høgh
229 pts
26 yrs
Livy
230 pts
23 yrs
T. Henry
238 pts
24 yrs
D. Mallen
240 pts
22 yrs
Fernando ...
259 pts
28 yrs
William S...
258 pts
30 yrs
Taye Taiwo
258 pts
33 yrs
Gabriel H...
258 pts
30 yrs
Sacha Boey
258 pts
30 yrs
Koli
252 pts
20 yrs
Samir Nasri
262 pts
29 yrs
Zivi
262 pts
23 yrs
Weba
276 pts
24 yrs
Victor Os...
297 pts
28 yrs
Bradley B...
293 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Vekahaine win 4-1 against FC Berdoues to a standing ovation from the crowd!

  2. 88'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Samir Nasri

    Goal! Samir Nasri has just beaten Pikachu with a magnificent lob!

  3. 85'

    Penalty converted by Bulbizarre

    Perfect penalty from Bulbizarre to send keeper Fernando Muslera the wrong way.

  4. 85'

    Penalty to FC Berdoues

    After that nasty challenge, Bulbizarre will try to convert the penalty awarded by the referee.

  5. 85'

    Salameche dribbles past two opponents, but Koli decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  6. 82'

    Milan tries to get past Bradley Barcola, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  7. 80'

    Shot off target by Zivi

    Zivi!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  8. 74'

    D. Mallen overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Samir Nasri, but it does not come off.

  9. 70'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Weba

    Weba and Samir Nasri link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Weba, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  10. 68'

    Yellow card for Bulbizarre

    Bulbizarre is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

  11. 67'

    William Saliba dribbles past two opponents, but Bulbizarre decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  12. 64'

    Shot off target by Donnum

    From over thirty meters out, Donnum tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

  13. 59'

    For the last few minutes, Vekahaine and FC Berdoues have just been watching each other play.

  14. 55'

    Zivi passes to Weba, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  15. 51'

    In a duel with Koli, Kasper Høgh goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  16. 49'

    Yellow card for Donnum

    And yes, Donnum picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  17. 49'

    Donnum and Koli are battling for the ball, and Donnum delivers a violent shoulder charge to Koli, who goes down. It is a foul.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Berdoues va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45+2'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Vekahaine.

  20. 42'

    Link-up play between Kasper Høgh and Donnum, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  21. 40'

    Shot on target by D. Mallen

    D. Mallen passes to Livy, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  22. 39'

    Yellow card for T. Henry

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for T. Henry and it's deserved.

  23. 39'

    T. Henry leans on Bradley Barcola in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  24. 36'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Victor Osimhen

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from Weba for Victor Osimhen to head home a lovely goal.

  25. 32'

    Miscommunication between Weba and Sacha Boey when there was a great chance to be had...

  26. 28'

    Livy cannot get past Bradley Barcola and gives the ball away cheaply.

  27. 23'

    A shirt pull by T. Henry; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  28. 18'

    Koli takes too long to release the ball and Taye Taiwo is caught offside.

  29. 12'

    Shot off target by Zivi

    Zivi skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  30. 8'

    Shot off target by T. Henry

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, T. Henry took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  31. 4'

    Goal for Vekahaine! Sacha Boey

    GOAL for Sacha Boey!!! Sacha Boey twists Bulbizarre inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The crowd is settled, the 22 players are ready, let's go for 90 minutes of pure excitement!

Key stats

FC Berdoues Vekahaine
34% Possession 66%
1 Goals 4
2 Shots on target 4
2 Shots off target 2
4 Fouls 2
3 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Bulbizarre 85'

Scorers

  • Samir Nasri 88'
  • Weba 70' Samir Nasri
  • Victor Osimhen 36' Weba
  • Sacha Boey 4'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 85'(Pen)68'

Midfield

  • 49'

Attack

  • 39'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 4'

Midfield

  • 88'70'

Attack

  • 70'36'
  • 36'

Substitutes

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