Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for FC Cergy! François Perrin

    The team links up 35 meters out and François Perrin is finally found by JC Dusse on the left. François Perrin cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

  2. 77'

    Substitution for FC Cergy

    FC Cergy effectue un remplacement. M. ABLINE prend la place de Yann Dufour.

  3. 26'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Hugo Boss

    Achraf Outouda is poorly positioned! Hugo Boss seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

What a spectacle we witnessed today as FC Cergy secured a 2-0 victory over a Tomtom FC side that seemed more interested in sightseeing than playing football. The match started with a flurry of aimless fouls and shots that were probably aiming for the parking lot rather than the goal. By the 26th minute, the deadlock was finally broken by FC Cergy, proving that even a broken clock—or a slightly coordinated attacking line—is right twice a day. ⚽

While FC Cergy managed five shots on target, Tomtom FC spent most of the afternoon looking like they had forgotten their GPS at home, managing a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. The second half was a masterclass in frustration for the fans, as FC Cergy peppered the goal with four consecutive off-target shots that would have embarrassed a Sunday league pub team. It was truly a display of "how not to finish" until they finally found the net again in the 84th minute to put the game out of reach.

By the time the final whistle blew, Tomtom FC had contributed nothing but three fouls and a sense of profound disappointment to the evening. FC Cergy walks away with the win, but let’s be honest: both teams played like they were auditioning for a comedy sketch rather than a professional league. A well-deserved 2-0 result for the victors, though the real losers were anyone who actually paid for a ticket to watch this tactical catastrophe. 🤡

Match details

On 05/11/2026 06:30

Le city (FC Cergy)

56455 spectators

No extra time

Raje
320 pts
26 yrs
D. MACHADO
321 pts
30 yrs
Leroy Merlin
325 pts
25 yrs
T. TATI
320 pts
30 yrs
François ...
322 pts
23 yrs
JC Dusse
337 pts
25 yrs
Buja
323 pts
24 yrs
Hugo Boss
340 pts
24 yrs
R. CABELLA
314 pts
29 yrs
M. ABLINE
307 pts
30 yrs
Hujo
317 pts
25 yrs
Achraf Ou...
296 pts
25 yrs
Bill Clin...
265 pts
32 yrs
Loic Capu...
272 pts
27 yrs
Bhibaud T...
220 pts
22 yrs
Denidegro...
272 pts
26 yrs
Japtiste ...
278 pts
22 yrs
Olivier P...
264 pts
29 yrs
Corentin ...
265 pts
33 yrs
Padel Sui...
264 pts
30 yrs
Louis Duc...
251 pts
24 yrs
Benjamin ...
262 pts
31 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    The players of FC Cergy had to dig deep to beat Tomtom FC with a score of 2-0.

  2. 88'

    Denidegrossehess wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Corentin Tolissou, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  3. 87'

    Shot on target by Buja

    Buja breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. M. ABLINE powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  4. 84'

    Goal for FC Cergy! François Perrin

    The team links up 35 meters out and François Perrin is finally found by JC Dusse on the left. François Perrin cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

  5. 82'

    Save by Raje

    Benjamin Bost fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But Raje makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  6. 79'

    D. MACHADO attempts a tough tackle on Loic Capuchon but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  7. 77'

    Substitution for FC Cergy

    FC Cergy effectue un remplacement. M. ABLINE prend la place de Yann Dufour.

  8. 74'

    Shot off target by R. CABELLA

    Nice strike from R. CABELLA but it's off target. What a pity!

  9. 69'

    Shot off target by JC Dusse

    A superb ball from François Perrin finds JC Dusse behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  10. 64'

    FC Cergy are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Tomtom FC has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  11. 58'

    FC Cergy fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  12. 57'

    Shot off target by Hujo

    Hujo cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  13. 53'

    Save by Achraf Outouda

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Hugo Boss, but it goes straight into the arms of Achraf Outouda.

  14. 51'

    Olivier Pottier overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on R. CABELLA, but it does not come off.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Tomtom FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Cergy.

  17. 43'

    Corentin Tolissou just tackled R. CABELLA with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  18. 40'

    JC Dusse cannot stop Corentin Tolissou, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  19. 37'

    Bill Clinton Mata is late on Hugo Boss, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  20. 32'

    Shot off target by Buja

    Great work from Buja on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find JC Dusse. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  21. 26'

    Goal for FC Cergy! Hugo Boss

    Achraf Outouda is poorly positioned! Hugo Boss seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

  22. 25'

    Great pressing from Tomtom FC. FC Cergy is struggling to play properly.

  23. 21'

    Perfect tackle by Bhibaud Toudrois on D. MACHADO! The move was very dangerous! Bhibaud Toudrois arrived at just the right time!

  24. 19'

    Tomtom FC are keeping the ball and running down the clock; FC Cergy need to respond!

  25. 15'

    T. TATI starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Bill Clinton Mata, who commits a very bad foul.

  26. 11'

    Shot off target by Olivier Pottier

    Olivier Pottier sends a long ball to Benjamin Bost, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.

  27. 10'

    Shot on target by François Perrin

    A cross from Hujo finds François Perrin, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  28. 6'

    Shot off target by Japtiste Bouffe

    Japtiste Bouffe tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  29. 4'

    Buja slides into Achraf Outouda as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  30. 0'

    Kick-off

    The two teams take the pitch in front of a great turnout tonight and a fired-up crowd!

Key stats

FC Cergy Tomtom FC
53% Possession 47%
2 Goals 0
5 Shots on target 1
4 Shots off target 2
3 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • François Perrin 84' JC Dusse
  • Hugo Boss 26'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 84'

Midfield

  • 84'
  • 26'

Attack

  • 77'

Substitutes

  • 77'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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