Paris S.G vs LeSlovak FL - Match report

Championship

Full time

Paris S.G

3-3

HT: 1 - 1

LeSlovak FL

Key moments

85'

Goal for Paris S.G! Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia faces off against LePolonais, and Kvaratskhelia fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!
76'

Goal for Paris S.G! Doue

What a mistake by LeChinois!! Doue capitalizes to win the ball and score!
71'

Goal for LeSlovak FL! LeChilien JR

LePolonais chips a ball over the defense to LeChilien JR, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.
48'

Goal for LeSlovak FL! LeSuisse

A through ball from LeSlovak to LeSuisse, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.
17'

Goal for Paris S.G! Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia beats the offside trap to get behind the defense and beats LeFrançais JR with a side-footed finish!
11'

Goal for LeSlovak FL! LeCoréen

LeSuisse leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to LeCoréen, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!
3'

Yellow card for Kvaratskhelia

The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Kvaratskhelia disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Kvaratskhelia, who will now have to tread carefully!

Match editorial

PARIS S.G AND LESLOVAK FL PLAY TO A CHAOTIC DRAW IN A DEFENSIVE DISASTER

What a rollercoaster of pure, unadulterated incompetence! The showdown between Paris S.G and LeSlovak FL ended in a 3-3 draw that left everyone questioning if the goalposts were actually moving on their own. Paris S.G started with their usual flair, finding the net early in the 17th minute, but they spent the rest of the game playing target practice with the stadium rafters, recording a staggering 8 shots off target. It was as if they were allergic to the goalframe, desperately trying to keep the scoreline as messy as their tactical setup.

On the other side, LeSlovak FL decided that if they couldn't win with finesse, they would win with pure grit and a few well-placed fouls. With 5 fouls committed, they turned the pitch into a wrestling ring, eventually clawing their way back to a 2-1 lead by the 71st minute. The defensive discipline for both sides was practically non-existent, turning the match into a comedy of errors where Paris S.G finally woke up late in the game to salvage a point, largely thanks to their opponents deciding that standing still was a viable defensive strategy. ⚽

In the end, the 3-3 scoreline perfectly reflects the absurdity of the evening. Paris S.G walked away with a yellow card and a massive sense of frustration, while LeSlovak FL will likely be wondering how they let the game slip away after taking the lead. It wasn't a masterclass in football, but it was certainly a masterclass in how to give your fans heart palpitations. Same time next week for more chaotic entertainment? We certainly hope so! 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 04/11/2026 18:30

PARC DES PRINCES (Paris S.G)

61950 spectators

No extra time

M. Safonov

349 pts

25 yrs

W. Pacho

303 pts

24 yrs

Nuno Mendes

319 pts

24 yrs

Marquihnos

309 pts

32 yrs

Vitinha

338 pts

28 yrs

S. Mayulu

345 pts

24 yrs

Dro Ferna...

355 pts

28 yrs

J. Neves

354 pts

23 yrs

Doue

317 pts

28 yrs

O. Dembele

390 pts

27 yrs

Kvaratskh...

319 pts

29 yrs

LeFrançai...

296 pts

29 yrs

LeJaponais

293 pts

27 yrs

LeTogolais

292 pts

20 yrs

LeChinois

295 pts

30 yrs

LePolonais

307 pts

27 yrs

LeBurkinabe

295 pts

25 yrs

LeNorvegien

296 pts

25 yrs

LeSuisse

326 pts

24 yrs

LeChilien JR

297 pts

23 yrs

LeCoréen

346 pts

26 yrs

LeSlovak

300 pts

29 yrs

Match commentary

92'

Full time!

The referee blows the final whistle with the score at 3-3-.
91'

J. Neves runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by LePolonais.
88'

Tactical change — LeSlovak FL

LeSlovak FL modifie sa stratégie.
87'

Free kick by Kvaratskhelia

Free kick, Kvaratskhelia to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!
87'

LeJaponais puts in a heavy tackle on S. Mayulu during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!
85'

Goal for Paris S.G! Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia faces off against LePolonais, and Kvaratskhelia fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!
84'

Shot off target by Kvaratskhelia

Nice one-two between Kvaratskhelia and Doue... Kvaratskhelia tries his luck but completely shanks it.
81'

Free kick by LeSlovak

LeSlovak floats the free kick into the box, but no one is there to meet it.
81'

S. Mayulu just tackled LeSlovak with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!
76'

Goal for Paris S.G! Doue

What a mistake by LeChinois!! Doue capitalizes to win the ball and score!
72'

J. Neves puts in a heavy tackle on LeTogolais during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!
71'

Goal for LeSlovak FL! LeChilien JR

LePolonais chips a ball over the defense to LeChilien JR, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.
69'

Shot off target by Vitinha

Header from Vitinha!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.
65'

W. Pacho leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to Dro Fernandez who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!
59'

Shot off target by Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.
56'

Shot off target by S. Mayulu

S. Mayulu picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.
52'

Great cross out to the left from Kvaratskhelia, but Vitinha miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.
48'

Goal for LeSlovak FL! LeSuisse

A through ball from LeSlovak to LeSuisse, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.
45'

Back under way!

C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.
45'

Half-time

Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.
43'

Shot off target by Dro Fernandez

Nice one-two between Dro Fernandez and O. Dembele, but O. Dembele shoots wide!
40'

Shot on target by Kvaratskhelia

S. Mayulu plays it first time to Kvaratskhelia, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
38'

Unacceptable foul by LePolonais who tackles Kvaratskhelia from behind! That is a real horror tackle!
34'

LeSlovak FL are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Paris S.G's half.
32'

LePolonais catches Doue's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.
30'

LeBurkinabe is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, O. Dembele.
28'

Shot on target by LeNorvegien

LeNorvegien approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and LeCoréen fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!
25'

Dro Fernandez complains about the tight marking from LeCoréen, but the referee ignores him.
23'

LeSlovak and LeTogolais are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.
21'

A dangerous cross from S. Mayulu is easily dealt with by LeTogolais, who clears with a header.
17'

Goal for Paris S.G! Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia beats the offside trap to get behind the defense and beats LeFrançais JR with a side-footed finish!
13'

Free kick by Kvaratskhelia

Free kick! Kvaratskhelia completely miscues his strike and it sails into the stands.
12'

Hard tackle by LeBurkinabe on O. Dembele, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.
11'

Goal for LeSlovak FL! LeCoréen

LeSuisse leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to LeCoréen, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!
8'

Free kick by Kvaratskhelia

Free kick! Kvaratskhelia completely miscues his strike and it sails into the stands.
7'

After an aerial duel, LeNorvegien delivers a violent elbow to the face of Kvaratskhelia, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.
3'

Yellow card for Kvaratskhelia

The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Kvaratskhelia disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Kvaratskhelia, who will now have to tread carefully!
3'

In a duel with Kvaratskhelia, LePolonais goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
0'

Kick-off

And we are underway for what promises to be an exciting match between Paris S.G and LeSlovak FL!

Key stats

Paris S.G LeSlovak FL

64% Possession 36%

3 Goals 3

4 Shots on target 4

8 Shots off target 1

3 Fouls 5

1 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Kvaratskhelia 85'
Doue 76'
Kvaratskhelia 17'

Scorers

LeChilien JR 71' LePolonais
LeSuisse 48' LeSlovak
LeCoréen 11' LeSuisse

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

76'
85'17'3'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

71'

Midfield

48'11'

Attack

71'
11'
48'

Substitutes

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