Championship

Full time

9-0

HT: 4 - 0

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    Liam Bonnet takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Raga picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  2. 84'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Liam Bonnet, and Raga powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  3. 75'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from Didier DROGBA for Raga to head home a lovely goal.

  4. 70'

    Goal for FC JOSE! MALCOM

    MALCOM beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Xija, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

  5. 59'

    Yellow card for David Pizarro

    And yes, it's logical; David Pizarro gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  6. 50'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    Raga looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Xija, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  7. 32'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Didier DROGBA

    Raga clears long into the final third, Didier DROGBA controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  8. 27'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Liam Bonnet

    A massive scramble in the box, Liam Bonnet recovers the ball and crucifies Xija with a powerful strike!

  9. 16'

    Penalty converted by Didier DROGBA

    Didier DROGBA steps up, shoots, and places the ball into the bottom right corner; the keeper couldn't do a thing.

  10. 14'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Zyfo

    A powerful strike from Zyfo that is unfortunately deflected by Lucas Rey, beating his own keeper.

  11. 5'

    Yellow card for Didier DROGBA

    Yellow card for Didier DROGBA! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

What we witnessed today was not a football match; it was a public execution disguised as a league fixture. FC JOSE arrived on the pitch with lethal intentions, while fc besac seemingly arrived with the collective ambition of a group of tourists looking for the nearest café. By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a humiliating 9-0, a result so lopsided it should probably be investigated by the authorities for cruelty to inanimate objects. From the 16th-minute penalty that opened the floodgates, it was clear that the only thing fc besac was successfully defending was their right to look absolutely clueless for ninety minutes.

The statistics paint a picture of total dominance that borders on the comical. FC JOSE peppered the goal with 11 shots on target, while fc besac managed to record zero shots—not just off target, but zero attempts in total. It is honestly an achievement to play an entire professional game without accidentally hitting the ball toward the goal at least once. While FC JOSE were busy turning the corner flag into a goal-scoring machine with two late strikes, fc besac spent most of their energy committing six fouls and picking up a yellow card, presumably out of pure frustration at their own inability to touch the ball. ⚽

For FC JOSE, this was a statement victory, a clinical dismantling of an opponent that simply didn't belong on the same planet, let alone the same pitch. Even a stray yellow card and a few missed free kicks couldn't dampen the spirits of the victors, who seemed to treat the second half as a light training session. As for fc besac, one can only hope they spent the journey home reflecting on their life choices. If football is a game of two halves, today, fc besac clearly decided to forfeit both of them before even lacing up their boots. Absolute scenes of carnage. 🤡

Match details

On 04/11/2026 15:30

La Truelle (FC JOSE)

15888 spectators

No extra time

Jose
268 pts
28 yrs
Mixu
267 pts
22 yrs
Dexu
266 pts
23 yrs
Feke
264 pts
23 yrs
Quse
264 pts
22 yrs
Raga
266 pts
24 yrs
Liam Bonnet
265 pts
24 yrs
Zyfo
266 pts
24 yrs
MALCOM
265 pts
22 yrs
Didier DR...
265 pts
23 yrs
Xori
267 pts
20 yrs
Xija
193 pts
25 yrs
Romain Ma...
209 pts
26 yrs
amoros
201 pts
32 yrs
boli
198 pts
33 yrs
Lucas Rey
193 pts
30 yrs
David Piz...
199 pts
24 yrs
Charles M...
197 pts
30 yrs
Yannis
215 pts
30 yrs
zidane
197 pts
30 yrs
Timothe M...
230 pts
28 yrs
Teqy
217 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle on this match between FC JOSE and fc besac. FC JOSE takes the win.

  2. 89'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    Liam Bonnet takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Raga picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  3. 86'

    Charles Morin plays a through ball to Lucas Rey but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  4. 84'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Liam Bonnet, and Raga powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  5. 79'

    Save by Xija

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds MALCOM one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Xija had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  6. 75'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    Great overlap and a pinpoint cross from Didier DROGBA for Raga to head home a lovely goal.

  7. 70'

    Goal for FC JOSE! MALCOM

    MALCOM beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Xija, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

  8. 65'

    zidane picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but boli is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  9. 61'

    Free kick by MALCOM

    MALCOM goes over the wall but can't beat Xija, who had anticipated the shot.

  10. 60'

    zidane commits a heavy foul, tackling Dexu from behind with both feet off the ground.

  11. 59'

    Yellow card for David Pizarro

    And yes, it's logical; David Pizarro gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  12. 58'

    Liam Bonnet dribbles past two opponents, but David Pizarro decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  13. 56'

    Shot off target by Liam Bonnet

    Liam Bonnet is in front of goal, Quse makes a run but Liam Bonnet goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  14. 52'

    Feke gets dribbled past by amoros and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  15. 50'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Raga

    Raga looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Xija, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe fc besac va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour FC JOSE.

  18. 43'

    Free kick by MALCOM

    MALCOM puts the ball into the box but Xija comes out and claims it.

  19. 43'

    Teqy slides into Quse as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  20. 38'

    amoros makes no attempt to play the ball there! Didier DROGBA is on the ground. It is a foul.

  21. 35'

    A run down the right from Raga, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by David Pizarro. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  22. 32'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Didier DROGBA

    Raga clears long into the final third, Didier DROGBA controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  23. 28'

    FC JOSE is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the fc besac players.

  24. 27'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Liam Bonnet

    A massive scramble in the box, Liam Bonnet recovers the ball and crucifies Xija with a powerful strike!

  25. 23'

    Teqy gets dribbled past by Raga and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  26. 19'

    A surging run from Didier DROGBA looking for a one-two with Quse, but the latter is blocked.

  27. 16'

    Penalty converted by Didier DROGBA

    Didier DROGBA steps up, shoots, and places the ball into the bottom right corner; the keeper couldn't do a thing.

  28. 16'

    Penalty to FC JOSE

    Is that foul inside the box? Yes, the referee points to the penalty spot, Didier DROGBA places the ball and gives it a kiss.

  29. 15'

    A shirt pull by Xija; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  30. 14'

    Goal for FC JOSE! Zyfo

    A powerful strike from Zyfo that is unfortunately deflected by Lucas Rey, beating his own keeper.

  31. 9'

    Shot off target by Xori

    Xori tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  32. 5'

    Yellow card for Didier DROGBA

    Yellow card for Didier DROGBA! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  33. 4'

    Undeniable foul! Didier DROGBA tackles amoros with both feet off the ground!

  34. 1'

    Quse plays a through ball to MALCOM but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    A clash of styles between these two sides... let's play!

Key stats

FC JOSE fc besac
75% Possession 25%
9 Goals 0
11 Shots on target 0
3 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 6
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Raga 89' Liam Bonnet
  • Raga 84' Liam Bonnet
  • Raga 75' Didier DROGBA
  • MALCOM 70'
  • Raga 50'
  • Didier DROGBA 32' Raga
  • Liam Bonnet 27'
  • Didier DROGBA 16'
  • Zyfo 14'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 89'84'75'50'32'
  • 27'89'84'
  • 14'

Attack

  • 70'
  • 32'16'(Pen)75'5'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 59'

Attack

Substitutes

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