Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 82'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Eric Cartman

    GOAL! Eric Cartman curls a precise shot from outside the box into the far top corner past Kanu!

  2. 43'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Zinedine Zidane

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, Son Goku sets up Zinedine Zidane perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  3. 38'

    Substitution for FC Porto toto

    FC Porto toto effectue un remplacement. Ruben Neves prend la place de Mathieu Andre.

  4. 33'

    Mathieu Andre goes down injured

    Mathieu Andre is limping after that foul. The manager should substitute him.

  5. 28'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Xuli

    Xuli pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

  6. 23'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Xuli

    On a through ball, Xuli controls it, freezes Kanu, dribbles past him, and scores easily.

  7. 13'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Bare

    What a magnificent goal! Son Goku plays a through ball to Bare, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public execution on grass. RC TEMPS arrived with the hunger of a pack of wolves, while FC Porto toto seemed to have arrived with the collective tactical awareness of a group of tourists lost in a subway station. By the 28th minute, the scoreboard was already a humiliating 3-0, leaving the FC Porto toto defense looking like a sieve in a hurricane. It was pure, unadulterated dominance that had the fans roaring while the opposition looked like they were begging for the final whistle to end their misery early. ⚽

The misery for FC Porto toto was compounded in the 33rd minute when a player went down injured, likely trying to escape the embarrassment of the scoreboard. With 8 shots on target compared to the paltry 2 from FC Porto toto, the gulf in class was staggering. RC TEMPS played with a swagger that bordered on arrogance, finding the back of the net twice more to seal a brutal 5-0 victory. Even when FC Porto toto finally earned a free kick in the 72nd minute, they managed to squander it with all the grace of a newborn giraffe on ice. 🤡

In the end, RC TEMPS walked away with a clean sheet and a clear message to the rest of the league: show up prepared or stay home. FC Porto toto, meanwhile, will need to do some serious soul-searching—or perhaps just invest in a new squad entirely. This wasn't just a win; it was a demolition job that will haunt the nightmares of the FC Porto toto faithful for weeks to come. As for RC TEMPS, the party is just getting started.

Match details

On 04/11/2026 15:30

La salle du temps (RC TEMPS)

39046 spectators

No extra time

Bart Simpson
283 pts
32 yrs
Georgie C...
265 pts
32 yrs
Clifford ...
288 pts
28 yrs
Cyja
269 pts
25 yrs
Xuli
204 pts
23 yrs
Bare
254 pts
25 yrs
Zinedine ...
281 pts
35 yrs
Eric Cartman
285 pts
35 yrs
Cody Lambert
270 pts
32 yrs
Son Goku
270 pts
29 yrs
Bruce Wayne
227 pts
31 yrs
Kanu
267 pts
24 yrs
Zyxa
269 pts
24 yrs
François ...
267 pts
28 yrs
Raqi
268 pts
22 yrs
Togo
275 pts
19 yrs
Ruben Neves
262 pts
29 yrs
J. Sancho
275 pts
21 yrs
Lupi
274 pts
22 yrs
Xyhe
265 pts
25 yrs
Paka
275 pts
22 yrs
Zobi
272 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    FC Porto toto defended well, but could not prevent RC TEMPS from securing this great victory.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Ruben Neves

    Following a nice combination between Ruben Neves and Paka, Paka backheels the ball into the middle for Ruben Neves, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  3. 87'

    FC Porto toto's central defense is rock solid, RC TEMPS are looking for a way to break them down.

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman sends a long ball to Bruce Wayne, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.

  5. 82'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Eric Cartman

    GOAL! Eric Cartman curls a precise shot from outside the box into the far top corner past Kanu!

  6. 79'

    Shot off target by Ruben Neves

    Ruben Neves hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Paka, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  7. 73'

    Shot off target by Zobi

    Zobi crosses, J. Sancho attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  8. 72'

    Free kick by Zobi

    Great aerial claim from Bart Simpson, punching away a Zobi free kick into the box.

  9. 72'

    François Riviere cuts inside to beat his marker, but Cyja hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  10. 71'

    Shot on target by Ruben Neves

    Paka plays a through ball for Ruben Neves, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.

  11. 65'

    Shot on target by Xuli

    A cross from Son Goku finds Xuli, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  12. 63'

    Shot off target by J. Sancho

    J. Sancho is in front of goal, Xyhe makes a run but J. Sancho goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  13. 57'

    RC TEMPS is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the FC Porto toto players.

  14. 52'

    Xyhe hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Clifford Youn.

  15. 47'

    Georgie Cooper tries to get past Zobi, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Porto toto va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour RC TEMPS.

  18. 43'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Zinedine Zidane

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, Son Goku sets up Zinedine Zidane perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  19. 38'

    Tactical change — FC Porto toto

    FC Porto toto modifie sa stratégie.

  20. 38'

    Substitution for FC Porto toto

    FC Porto toto effectue un remplacement. Ruben Neves prend la place de Mathieu Andre.

  21. 36'

    In a duel with Lupi, Bare goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  22. 33'

    Mathieu Andre goes down injured

    Mathieu Andre is limping after that foul. The manager should substitute him.

  23. 32'

    What a foul! As Mathieu Andre was heading for goal, Cyja comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  24. 28'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Xuli

    Xuli pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

  25. 25'

    Save by Kanu

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, Bruce Wayne strikes it with power and a superb save from Kanu, what a keeper!!

  26. 23'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Xuli

    On a through ball, Xuli controls it, freezes Kanu, dribbles past him, and scores easily.

  27. 18'

    FC Porto toto and RC TEMPS seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  28. 16'

    Shot on target by Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

  29. 13'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Bare

    What a magnificent goal! Son Goku plays a through ball to Bare, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  30. 7'

    Shot off target by Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  31. 5'

    Shot off target by Bare

    After beating his marker, Bare shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee signals the start of the match; RC TEMPS and FC Porto toto will need to be clinical to win.

Key stats

RC TEMPS FC Porto toto
51% Possession 49%
5 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 2
3 Shots off target 4
2 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Eric Cartman 82'
  • Zinedine Zidane 43' Son Goku
  • Xuli 28'
  • Xuli 23'
  • Bare 13' Son Goku

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 28'23'
  • 13'
  • 43'
  • 82'

Attack

  • 43'13'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 38'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 33'38'

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