Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Substitution for COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS effectue un remplacement. Keqi prend la place de Triple cheddar.

  2. 85'

    Substitution for Man United

    Man United effectue un remplacement. Raphael Morel prend la place de Lane.

  3. 74'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Sauce Hannibal pulls off a stepover, beats Colin Renard, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  4. 55'

    Goalkeeper Triple cheddar goes down injured

    Triple cheddar stays down in his box. The keeper took a knock and will have to finish the match hampered.

  5. 48'

    Yellow card for Sauce Biggy

    The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to Sauce Biggy and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

  6. 30'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Sauce Biggy, and Lamelle de Kebab powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  7. 9'

    Yellow card for Colin Renard

    Colin Renard keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Colin Renard receives a yellow card!

What a glorious day for gastronomy and football alike! In a match that tasted better than a triple-meat burrito, COMPOSE TON TACOS absolutely dismantled the legendary Man United with a clinical 0-2 victory. While the Red Devils were busy racking up 5 fouls and looking utterly lost on the pitch, their opponents were busy cooking up a masterpiece. The breakthrough arrived in the 30th minute via a corner kick, proving that COMPOSE TON TACOS knows how to garnish a lead just as well as they know how to garnish a tortilla. 🌮

The drama didn't stop at the scoreboard. In the 55th minute, the COMPOSE TON TACOS goalkeeper went down injured, likely overwhelmed by the sheer audacity of Man United’s desperate, failed free-kick attempts. Despite the defensive chaos, COMPOSE TON TACOS remained the superior side, firing 11 total shots compared to the measly 4 mustered by the Manchester side. Every time Man United tried to claw their way back, they either missed the target or hit a wall, proving that their tactical menu was completely expired.

The nail in the coffin came in the 74th minute, cementing a 0-2 scoreline that will haunt the Red Devils' nightmares. With 11 shots total, COMPOSE TON TACOS showed the world that you don't need a massive transfer budget to win—you just need the right ingredients and a bit of spice. As the final whistle blew, Man United was left with nothing but a yellow card and a bruised ego, while COMPOSE TON TACOS walked away with the points and the bragging rights. Simply delicious! ⚽

Match details

On 04/11/2026 09:30

Old Trafford (Man United)

15052 spectators

No extra time

Petit Lutin
246 pts
27 yrs
Mawa
205 pts
20 yrs
Bymy
218 pts
20 yrs
Sura
235 pts
21 yrs
Gola
233 pts
23 yrs
Colin Renard
243 pts
27 yrs
Joueur7
241 pts
32 yrs
Hece
248 pts
21 yrs
Joueur6
244 pts
28 yrs
Raphael M...
241 pts
30 yrs
Joueur9
250 pts
30 yrs
Keqi
137 pts
21 yrs
Echalote ...
316 pts
24 yrs
Truite Ve...
313 pts
24 yrs
Slurp dicky
336 pts
28 yrs
Lamelle d...
315 pts
24 yrs
Magret séché
316 pts
25 yrs
Sauce Biggy
317 pts
24 yrs
FRITES BI...
314 pts
24 yrs
Sauce Han...
315 pts
23 yrs
Miel Mout...
316 pts
24 yrs
Supp Oeuf...
317 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A match dominated from start to finish by COMPOSE TON TACOS who take the win; Man United could do nothing about it!

  2. 91'

    Gola attempts a tough tackle on Sauce Hannibal but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  3. 88'

    Substitution for COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS effectue un remplacement. Keqi prend la place de Triple cheddar.

  4. 87'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  5. 85'

    Substitution for Man United

    Man United effectue un remplacement. Raphael Morel prend la place de Lane.

  6. 85'

    Shot off target by Sauce Biggy

    Swerving cross from Miel Moutarde V2, Sauce Biggy tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  7. 82'

    Slurp dicky picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Magret séché is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  8. 78'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché's free kick goes straight over Petit Lutin's goal.

  9. 78'

    Unacceptable foul by Joueur6 who tackles Sauce Hannibal from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  10. 74'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Sauce Hannibal pulls off a stepover, beats Colin Renard, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  11. 71'

    Free kick by Colin Renard

    Three steps back and Colin Renard runs up... The ball is heading for goal but Triple cheddar tips it over for a corner!

  12. 71'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Slurp dicky on Mawa.

  13. 66'

    Shot off target by Miel Moutarde V2

    Big miss! Miel Moutarde V2 cuts the ball back to Magret séché. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  14. 60'

    Shot off target by Joueur6

    Splendid run from Joueur6 who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  15. 58'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Poorly taken free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché, the attackers can only get a glancing touch on the ball.

  16. 58'

    Joueur9 pushes Sauce Biggy in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  17. 55'

    Goalkeeper Triple cheddar goes down injured

    Triple cheddar stays down in his box. The keeper took a knock and will have to finish the match hampered.

  18. 55'

    Gola commits a heavy foul, tackling Triple cheddar from behind with both feet off the ground.

  19. 54'

    Big chance for Lamelle de Kebab, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Lane. What a shame!

  20. 48'

    Free kick by Colin Renard

    Free kick, Colin Renard to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  21. 48'

    Yellow card for Sauce Biggy

    The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to Sauce Biggy and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

  22. 48'

    Sauce Biggy commits a deliberate obstruction on Mawa. Watch out!

  23. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Man United va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  24. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour COMPOSE TON TACOS.

  25. 39'

    Gola dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Slurp dicky didn't want to be the third!

  26. 36'

    FRITES BIEN MOLLE cannot get past Colin Renard and gives the ball away cheaply.

  27. 30'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    The corner is delivered to the back post by Sauce Biggy, and Lamelle de Kebab powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

  28. 29'

    Shot on target by Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Biggy dinks the ball over the defense, Sauce Hannibal hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  29. 26'

    Truite Vengeuse leans on Joueur9 in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  30. 24'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Man United players.

  31. 22'

    Save by Petit Lutin

    What a powerful strike from Miel Moutarde V2, but Petit Lutin gets in the way!

  32. 20'

    Save by Triple cheddar

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Hece one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Triple cheddar had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  33. 14'

    Shot off target by Magret séché

    Supp Oeuf Poché finds Magret séché with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  34. 9'

    Yellow card for Colin Renard

    Colin Renard keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; Colin Renard receives a yellow card!

  35. 8'

    Unacceptable foul by Colin Renard who tackles Triple cheddar from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  36. 7'

    Shot off target by FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    Nice strike from FRITES BIEN MOLLE but it's off target. What a pity!

  37. 5'

    Shot off target by Magret séché

    Miel Moutarde V2 sprints down the touchline and crosses to Magret séché! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  38. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for this massive clash between Man United and COMPOSE TON TACOS!

Key stats

Man United COMPOSE TON TACOS
26% Possession 74%
0 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 4
2 Shots off target 7
5 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Sauce Hannibal 74'
  • Lamelle de Kebab 30' Sauce Biggy

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 9'

Attack

  • 85'

Substitutes

  • 85'

Goalkeeper

  • 88'

Defence

  • 30'

Midfield

  • 30'48'
  • 74'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 55'88'

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