Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 83'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Hernán Valencià

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Hernán Valencià pulls off a stepover, beats Tibor Kovacs, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  2. 80'

    Penalty converted by Zlatan

    And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, Amadou Ndao could do nothing about that!

  3. 80'

    Yellow card for Jyo Keita

    The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to Jyo Keita and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

  4. 62'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Kolo Sendi

    Counter-attack led by Hernán Valencià, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Kolo Sendi, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  5. 60'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Kolo Sendi

    M.Yepes bites on the fake shot from Kolo Sendi, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Kolo Sendi!

  6. 43'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Lisandro lopez

    Counter-attack led by Danilo, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Lisandro lopez, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  7. 33'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

    GOAL FOR Sidney Govou!!!!! From the initial ball, Zlatan slips it to Sidney Govou, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  8. 29'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Felix Schröder

    Kolo Sendi drives the corner in low; Felix Schröder charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  9. 21'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Caio Medeiros

    Caio Medeiros looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Goalkeeper, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  10. 6'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Milaan Kuipers

    Kolo Sendi pulls the corner back for Milaan Kuipers, who strikes it with power. A deflection off a defender sends it into the net!

What a spectacular display of absolute chaos! Sauce Goat FC waltzed onto the pitch today and decided that defending was merely a suggestion, opting instead to dismantle Team of Bob with a clinical 6-3 masterclass. While Team of Bob spent most of the match tripping over their own shoelaces—committing three fouls and looking generally lost—Sauce Goat FC peppered the goal with 8 shots on target. It was a masterclass in offensive dominance, even if their discipline slipped just enough to earn a yellow card at the 80th minute. ⚽

The match was a rollercoaster of emotions for the spectators. After Sauce Goat FC surged ahead early, Team of Bob briefly threatened a miracle with two quick goals before halftime to make it 2-2. However, the "Goats" came out of the tunnel with blood in their eyes, firing two rapid goals around the hour mark to crush any lingering hope. By the time Team of Bob managed to salvage a penalty kick at the 80th minute, the ship had long since sailed into a sea of embarrassment.

By the final whistle, the stats told the story of a massacre: Sauce Goat FC dominated possession and precision, leaving Team of Bob to reflect on their miserable defensive performance. With a final goal in the 83rd minute, Sauce Goat FC put the icing on the cake, leaving their opponents to wonder if they were playing football or hosting a comedy sketch. If this is what passes for a championship performance from Team of Bob, they might want to consider switching to a sport that doesn't involve a ball. Pure carnage! 🔥

Match details

On 03/11/2026 17:30

Stade Hollandais Volant FC (Team of Bob)

41074 spectators

No extra time

Goalkeeper
307 pts
30 yrs
R. Carlos
314 pts
28 yrs
Richard P...
269 pts
28 yrs
M.Yepes
287 pts
31 yrs
Mark de Man
322 pts
26 yrs
Danilo
321 pts
28 yrs
Tibor Kovacs
282 pts
29 yrs
Clément T...
282 pts
32 yrs
Lisandro ...
272 pts
29 yrs
Sidney Govou
306 pts
31 yrs
Zlatan
255 pts
29 yrs
Amadou Ndao
194 pts
27 yrs
Matteo Fe...
198 pts
22 yrs
Lovro Kronic
204 pts
19 yrs
Tomás Día...
214 pts
19 yrs
Milaan Ku...
200 pts
20 yrs
Kolo Sendi
210 pts
27 yrs
Felix Sch...
230 pts
29 yrs
Jyo Keita
184 pts
22 yrs
Hernán Va...
205 pts
19 yrs
Caio Mede...
198 pts
18 yrs
Leonidas JR
212 pts
19 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Sauce Goat FC beats Team of Bob in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

  2. 89'

    Free kick by Caio Medeiros

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Caio Medeiros, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  3. 88'

    Mark de Man is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Milaan Kuipers's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  4. 87'

    Sauce Goat FC is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Team of Bob's defensive block to push up.

  5. 83'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Hernán Valencià

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Hernán Valencià pulls off a stepover, beats Tibor Kovacs, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  6. 80'

    Penalty converted by Zlatan

    And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, Amadou Ndao could do nothing about that!

  7. 80'

    Penalty to Team of Bob

    The referee points to the penalty spot, despite the crowd's jeers. Zlatan is getting ready to take it.

  8. 80'

    Yellow card for Jyo Keita

    The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to Jyo Keita and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

  9. 80'

    Following a nice piece of skill from M.Yepes, Jyo Keita can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  10. 76'

    Save by Goalkeeper

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Hernán Valencià, but it goes straight into the arms of Goalkeeper.

  11. 71'

    Shot on target by Tibor Kovacs

    Tibor Kovacs tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  12. 67'

    Team of Bob's central defense is rock solid, Sauce Goat FC are looking for a way to break them down.

  13. 62'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Kolo Sendi

    Counter-attack led by Hernán Valencià, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Kolo Sendi, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  14. 60'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Kolo Sendi

    M.Yepes bites on the fake shot from Kolo Sendi, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Kolo Sendi!

  15. 58'

    Save by Amadou Ndao

    That helps a keeper! Amadou Ndao wins his duel against Lisandro lopez, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  16. 52'

    Sauce Goat FC are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Team of Bob has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  17. 46'

    Shot off target by Mark de Man

    Mark de Man unleashes a massive strike from that Lisandro lopez pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Team of Bob va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour Sauce Goat FC.

  20. 43'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Lisandro lopez

    Counter-attack led by Danilo, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Lisandro lopez, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  21. 40'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Jyo Keita pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Sidney Govou. Pure class.

  22. 38'

    Counter-attack led by Matteo Ferretti, a great opportunity, he passes to Hernán Valencià open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  23. 33'

    Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

    GOAL FOR Sidney Govou!!!!! From the initial ball, Zlatan slips it to Sidney Govou, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  24. 29'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Felix Schröder

    Kolo Sendi drives the corner in low; Felix Schröder charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

  25. 24'

    R. Carlos leans on Leonidas JR in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  26. 21'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Caio Medeiros

    Caio Medeiros looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Goalkeeper, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  27. 19'

    Zlatan and M.Yepes are stringing passes together beautifully.

  28. 15'

    Richard Plisson tries to nutmeg Matteo Ferretti, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  29. 14'

    Shot off target by Leonidas JR

    Leonidas JR hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Milaan Kuipers, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  30. 13'

    Shot off target by Hernán Valencià

    Hernán Valencià recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  31. 11'

    Zlatan miscontrols the ball, allowing Jyo Keita to calmly restart the play.

  32. 7'

    Save by Goalkeeper

    Jyo Keita is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Goalkeeper isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

  33. 6'

    Goal for Sauce Goat FC! Milaan Kuipers

    Kolo Sendi pulls the corner back for Milaan Kuipers, who strikes it with power. A deflection off a defender sends it into the net!

  34. 3'

    M.Yepes and Felix Schröder are battling for the ball, and M.Yepes delivers a violent shoulder charge to Felix Schröder, who goes down. It is a foul.

  35. 2'

    Sauce Goat FC are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Team of Bob's half.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for the first half between Team of Bob and Sauce Goat FC, let's hope for a great game!

Key stats

Team of Bob Sauce Goat FC
35% Possession 65%
3 Goals 6
5 Shots on target 8
1 Shots off target 3
3 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Zlatan 80'
  • Lisandro lopez 43' Danilo
  • Sidney Govou 33' Zlatan

Scorers

  • Hernán Valencià 83'
  • Kolo Sendi 62' Hernán Valencià
  • Kolo Sendi 60'
  • Felix Schröder 29' Kolo Sendi
  • Caio Medeiros 21'
  • Milaan Kuipers 6' Kolo Sendi

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 43'

Attack

  • 43'
  • 33'
  • 80'(Pen)33'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 6'

Midfield

  • 62'60'29'6'
  • 29'
  • 80'
  • 83'62'

Attack

  • 21'

Substitutes

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