Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 74'

    Goal for FC Storm! LeRusse

    Counter-attack led by Timothe Bourgeois, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for LeRusse, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  2. 49'

    Yellow card for GANIO_4

    And yes, a yellow card! GANIO_4 shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.

  3. 34'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Drazah

    A powerful strike from Drazah that is unfortunately deflected by LeRusse, beating his own keeper.

  4. 31'

    Goal for FC Storm! Luho

    Luho is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Ziru, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  5. 26'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Hydra

    Mercules takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Hydra, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  6. 9'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Abuzah

    GOAL! Abuzah steps over Buty and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  7. 4'

    Goal for FC Storm! Luho

    Fusu plays a superb through ball to Luho, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

What a rollercoaster of absolute nonsense we witnessed between FC Storm and Paris Gentle Mates! The game kicked off at a breakneck speed, with FC Storm drawing first blood in the 4th minute, only for Paris Gentle Mates to respond almost immediately. By the 34th minute, we had already seen four goals, turning the pitch into a defensive wasteland where marking players was apparently an optional activity. It was pure, unadulterated chaos—the kind that makes you wonder if the goalkeepers were secretly working for the opposition or just suffering from temporary blindness. ⚽

As the second half dragged on, the intensity shifted from beautiful football to pure frustration. FC Storm decided that the best way to handle the pressure was to accumulate fouls and pick up a yellow card by the 49th minute, proving that their discipline was as shaky as their defensive line. Meanwhile, Paris Gentle Mates looked like they were trying to protect a lead with their lives, yet they couldn't stop FC Storm from clawing their way back to a 3-3 stalemate in the 74th minute. The missed free kicks in the 62nd and 71st minutes were the cherry on top of this hilariously messy sundae.

When the final whistle blew, both sides looked exhausted, confused, and probably a little embarrassed by their own statistics. With FC Storm racking up five shots on target but failing to secure the win, and Paris Gentle Mates barely holding on despite their lack of discipline, the 3-3 scoreline is the only logical conclusion to such a frantic display. It wasn't exactly a tactical masterclass, but for those of us who love a good train wreck, it was absolute perfection. Better luck next time, gentlemen—maybe try defending for more than five minutes? 🤡

Match details

On 02/11/2026 18:30

Stade FC Storm (FC Storm)

61988 spectators

No extra time

Noah Guerin
211 pts
31 yrs
Wiqy
272 pts
24 yrs
Cyvu
255 pts
24 yrs
GANIO_4
250 pts
31 yrs
LeRusse
258 pts
28 yrs
Buty
437 pts
24 yrs
Timothe B...
430 pts
30 yrs
Mathis Ro...
456 pts
29 yrs
Luho
315 pts
21 yrs
Fusu
390 pts
25 yrs
B.Mbeumo
302 pts
30 yrs
Gota
309 pts
22 yrs
Mercules
305 pts
27 yrs
Ziru
308 pts
23 yrs
Scrap
310 pts
24 yrs
Hydra
307 pts
28 yrs
Drazah
318 pts
19 yrs
Mystk
319 pts
28 yrs
O4 Jovan
326 pts
28 yrs
Abuzah
302 pts
27 yrs
Neptune
309 pts
27 yrs
JoeDeceives
319 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    It is over! The teams finish all square with a score of 3-3.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Timothe Bourgeois

    Nice strike from Timothe Bourgeois but it's off target. What a pity!

  3. 86'

    Great defending from Neptune, who manages to pin Mathis Rolland at the corner flag and eventually nicks the ball away!

  4. 83'

    Lovely ball from Mercules for Drazah, but a defender intercepts.

  5. 79'

    FC Storm and Paris Gentle Mates are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  6. 74'

    Goal for FC Storm! LeRusse

    Counter-attack led by Timothe Bourgeois, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for LeRusse, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  7. 71'

    Free kick by Neptune

    Neptune strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Noah Guerin didn't even react.

  8. 71'

    Neptune dribbles past two opponents, but Mathis Rolland decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  9. 66'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from O4 Jovan to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to JoeDeceives immediately.

  10. 62'

    Free kick by B.Mbeumo

    B.Mbeumo curls the ball towards the top corner, but the keeper punches it away for a corner!

  11. 62'

    Ziru is late on Buty, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  12. 58'

    From a Wiqy cross, the ball reaches Luho who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  13. 53'

    We are witnessing some great football! Cyvu and Wiqy are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  14. 49'

    Yellow card for GANIO_4

    And yes, a yellow card! GANIO_4 shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.

  15. 48'

    GANIO_4 catches Neptune's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Storm va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour Paris Gentle Mates.

  18. 43'

    Superb nutmeg by Abuzah on his opponent LeRusse; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  19. 39'

    Luho tries to nutmeg Hydra, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  20. 34'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Drazah

    A powerful strike from Drazah that is unfortunately deflected by LeRusse, beating his own keeper.

  21. 31'

    Goal for FC Storm! Luho

    Luho is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Ziru, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  22. 26'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Hydra

    Mercules takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Hydra, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  23. 24'

    Save by Gota

    Luho is one-on-one with Gota but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  24. 21'

    Drazah plays a through ball to Hydra but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  25. 18'

    Luho is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on O4 Jovan's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  26. 14'

    FC Storm's central defense is rock solid, Paris Gentle Mates are looking for a way to break them down.

  27. 9'

    Goal for Paris Gentle Mates! Abuzah

    GOAL! Abuzah steps over Buty and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  28. 4'

    Goal for FC Storm! Luho

    Fusu plays a superb through ball to Luho, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  29. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under heavy rain.

Key stats

FC Storm Paris Gentle Mates
48% Possession 52%
3 Goals 3
5 Shots on target 3
1 Shots off target 1
3 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • LeRusse 74' Timothe Bourgeois
  • Luho 31'
  • Luho 4' Fusu

Scorers

  • Drazah 34'
  • Hydra 26' Mercules
  • Abuzah 9'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 49'
  • 74'

Midfield

  • 74'
  • 31'4'
  • 4'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 26'
  • 26'

Midfield

  • 34'

Attack

  • 9'

Substitutes

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