Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 91'

    Yellow card for Myni

    Myni picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.

  2. 85'

    Dyhy goes down injured

    Dyhy is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  3. 82'

    Yellow card for Def GAUCHER

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  4. 38'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    What a magnificent goal! A.Mac Allister plays a through ball to Mazo, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  5. 10'

    Substitution for USSV

    USSV effectue un remplacement. Raphael Morin prend la place de Mapo.

  6. 5'

    Mapo goes down injured

    Mapo only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

What a spectacular display of absolute nothingness from Bistoufly.F.C! If the goal of a football match was to avoid hitting the target at all costs, these guys would be world champions. With zero shots on target and a tactical masterplan that seemed to consist entirely of kicking the opposition, they turned the pitch into a wrestling ring. The only thing Bistoufly.F.C managed to successfully execute was collecting two yellow cards and leaving a trail of destruction, including an unfortunate injury in the 85th minute. It was truly a masterclass in how to waste ninety minutes of everyone's life. 🤡

On the other side, USSV showed up to actually play the game. Despite an early injury scare in the 5th minute that could have derailed their spirit, they kept their cool while their opponents were busy auditioning for a low-budget action movie. USSV finally broke the deadlock in the 38th minute, proving that even a modest amount of accuracy is enough to dismantle a team that treats the ball like a live grenade. They controlled the tempo, forced their way to three shots on target, and walked away with a deserved 0-1 victory.

As the final whistle blew, the scoreboard stood as a testament to USSV's clinical efficiency versus the utter chaos of Bistoufly.F.C. While the victors head home with three points and their pride intact, the losers are left with nothing but a bruised squad and a referee's notebook full of their poor disciplinary choices. Watching Bistoufly.F.C attempt to play football today was like watching a toddler try to solve a Rubik's Cube—painful, confusing, and ultimately a complete failure. Better luck next time, though I suggest they start by learning where the goal is. ⚽

Match details

On 02/11/2026 16:30

Stade Bistoufly (Bistoufly.F.C)

57500 spectators

No extra time

Wite
220 pts
21 yrs
Babo
247 pts
23 yrs
Def GAUCHER
213 pts
19 yrs
Rujy
223 pts
21 yrs
Dyhy
219 pts
19 yrs
Ruvu
224 pts
20 yrs
Myni
258 pts
19 yrs
Vaba
364 pts
22 yrs
Kipo
251 pts
19 yrs
Vube
222 pts
19 yrs
Vacu
245 pts
20 yrs
Axel D
250 pts
27 yrs
Creamy De...
283 pts
32 yrs
Timothé
279 pts
32 yrs
Ganiou
256 pts
31 yrs
A.Mac All...
304 pts
28 yrs
Houssem A...
326 pts
32 yrs
Raphael M...
229 pts
26 yrs
Mazo
319 pts
21 yrs
Enzo Le Fée
315 pts
25 yrs
E.Cavani
270 pts
27 yrs
Redu
266 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the whistle, that is the end of the match! Bistoufly.F.C falls to an in-form USSV!

  2. 91'

    Yellow card for Myni

    Myni picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.

  3. 91'

    Undeniable foul! Myni tackles Ganiou with both feet off the ground!

  4. 87'

    Shot off target by Redu

    Redu hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Houssem Aouar, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

  5. 85'

    Dyhy goes down injured

    Dyhy is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  6. 84'

    What a foul! As Dyhy was heading for goal, Houssem Aouar comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  7. 82'

    Yellow card for Def GAUCHER

    The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

  8. 82'

    Heavy foul by Def GAUCHER who charges into A.Mac Allister from behind.

  9. 80'

    A surging run from Enzo Le Fée looking for a one-two with Timothé, but the latter is blocked.

  10. 78'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Rujy, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Vacu was completely unmarked!

  11. 72'

    Babo manages to dribble past Ganiou, who catches up. Babo slaps his opponent! Foul!

  12. 68'

    Bistoufly.F.C are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave USSV's half.

  13. 63'

    For the last few minutes, USSV and Bistoufly.F.C have just been watching each other play.

  14. 60'

    Bistoufly.F.C is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against USSV.

  15. 59'

    For the last few minutes, Bistoufly.F.C and USSV have just been watching each other play.

  16. 53'

    Save by Wite

    Enzo Le Fée is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Wite could play until he is 90.

  17. 49'

    Enzo Le Fée humiliates Def GAUCHER with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Bistoufly.F.C va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour USSV.

  20. 42'

    Save by Wite

    Wite makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from E.Cavani; E.Cavani can't believe it!

  21. 38'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    What a magnificent goal! A.Mac Allister plays a through ball to Mazo, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  22. 32'

    Shot off target by Houssem Aouar

    Header from Houssem Aouar!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  23. 31'

    Shot off target by Houssem Aouar

    Great solo effort from Houssem Aouar, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  24. 29'

    Timothé commits a deliberate obstruction on Kipo. Watch out!

  25. 24'

    Creamy Deluxe tries to outpace Dyhy, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  26. 21'

    Shot off target by Myni

    Pass from Myni to Vaba, who completely slices his shot!!!

  27. 17'

    USSV is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  28. 12'

    Vacu slides into A.Mac Allister as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  29. 10'

    Substitution for USSV

    USSV effectue un remplacement. Raphael Morin prend la place de Mapo.

  30. 5'

    Mapo goes down injured

    Mapo only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

  31. 5'

    Rujy is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Mapo's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    Welcome to this magnificent stadium where today's match will take place. You can feel the stadium shaking; in these conditions, it is bound to be legendary! The players are taking the pitch and we are underway!!!

Key stats

Bistoufly.F.C USSV
30% Possession 70%
0 Goals 1
0 Shots on target 3
1 Shots off target 3
5 Fouls 2
2 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 1

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Mazo 38' A.Mac Allister

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 82'
  • 85'

Midfield

  • 91'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 38'
  • 10'
  • 38'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 5'10'

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