Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 73'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Kroos

    GOAL for Kroos!!! Kroos twists Le G inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  2. 68'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Vojo

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Vojo faces Esprit VENGEUR, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  3. 63'

    Yellow card for M. Olise

    M. Olise is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  4. 61'

    Goal for DickyDog! Esprit VENGEUR

    Esprit VENGEUR stalls, sees no pressure, and takes his chance, curling the ball into the top corner. The surprised keeper is beaten!

  5. 37'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Hermano delchibro faces M. Olise, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  6. 28'

    Yellow card for Pablo Escobar

    Yellow card for Pablo Escobar. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

What a rollercoaster of absolute absurdity we witnessed today! The match between FCQuenelle and DickyDog was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a chaotic comedy of errors. For the first hour, DickyDog looked like they were strolling through a park, clinically punishing the woodwork-obsessed amateurs of FCQuenelle. By the 61st minute, the underdogs were down 2-0, looking completely lost and seemingly more interested in collecting yellow cards than actually putting the ball in the net. 🤡

Just when the FCQuenelle faithful were ready to walk out and find a better use for their time, the match turned into a fever dream. After hacking away at the opposition with four reckless fouls and two yellow cards, they suddenly remembered how to play football. It was pure, unadulterated chaos as they fired four shots on target, finally breaking the deadlock in the 68th minute and leveling the score by the 73rd. DickyDog, who had been coasting, suddenly looked like they’d seen a ghost, failing to respond as the momentum shifted violently toward the home side.

By the final whistle, the 2-2 scoreline felt like a robbery for DickyDog and a miraculous resurrection for FCQuenelle. While the stats show FCQuenelle dominated the shot count, their inability to find the target earlier in the match cost them a win they probably didn't deserve. It was messy, it was aggressive, and frankly, it was exactly the kind of disaster-class we love here at Foot-Land. Same time next week for more incompetence! ⚽

Match details

On 31/10/2026 16:30

Stadium du looser (FCQuenelle)

55407 spectators

No extra time

Sainte-Maure
334 pts
21 yrs
Jaipatouché
301 pts
29 yrs
J. Gvardiol
303 pts
27 yrs
Fabien Pi...
293 pts
24 yrs
M. Olise
305 pts
28 yrs
Vojo
367 pts
18 yrs
R.Gravenb...
316 pts
28 yrs
Kroos
295 pts
27 yrs
B. Saka
322 pts
29 yrs
Pablo Esc...
342 pts
24 yrs
Mezii
361 pts
27 yrs
Sup Naked
301 pts
26 yrs
HUBERTO C...
326 pts
26 yrs
Slip kang...
292 pts
27 yrs
Quoicoubaka
305 pts
29 yrs
Le G
305 pts
28 yrs
Esprit VE...
299 pts
21 yrs
Hermano d...
304 pts
28 yrs
Hamzezette
307 pts
24 yrs
Gros Beig...
314 pts
28 yrs
Jambe vei...
401 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is over, FCQuenelle and DickyDog finish with a 2-2 draw in a tight match.

  2. 90'

    Le G delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Hamzezette was all alone in front of the goal.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Mezii

    Mezii tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  4. 85'

    Pablo Escobar and J. Gvardiol are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  5. 82'

    Vojo attempts a tough tackle on Slip kangourou but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  6. 80'

    Vojo tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Le G, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  7. 78'

    Great pressing from FCQuenelle. DickyDog is struggling to play properly.

  8. 73'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Kroos

    GOAL for Kroos!!! Kroos twists Le G inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  9. 68'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Vojo

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Vojo faces Esprit VENGEUR, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  10. 64'

    R.Gravenberch catches HUBERTO CARLOS's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  11. 63'

    Yellow card for M. Olise

    M. Olise is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  12. 63'

    Hamzezette dribbles past M. Olise with a magnificent nutmeg. M. Olise seems annoyed, so he tackles Hamzezette from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  13. 61'

    Goal for DickyDog! Esprit VENGEUR

    Esprit VENGEUR stalls, sees no pressure, and takes his chance, curling the ball into the top corner. The surprised keeper is beaten!

  14. 57'

    Shot off target by R.Gravenberch

    Swerving cross from B. Saka, R.Gravenberch tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  15. 55'

    Free kick by Pablo Escobar

    Watch out, Pablo Escobar steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Sup Naked didn't even move!

  16. 55'

    M. Olise dribbles past two opponents, but Hermano delchibro decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  17. 50'

    Hamzezette and Le G have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FCQuenelle va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

  20. 41'

    As Gros Beignet Dodu heads toward the goal, Vojo stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  21. 37'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Hermano delchibro faces M. Olise, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  22. 34'

    FCQuenelle are in real trouble, DickyDog are currently monopolizing possession.

  23. 30'

    R.Gravenberch dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Hermano delchibro didn't want to be the third!

  24. 28'

    Yellow card for Pablo Escobar

    Yellow card for Pablo Escobar. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  25. 28'

    Pablo Escobar is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Gros Beignet Dodu's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  26. 27'

    Gros Beignet Dodu thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Fabien Pitaine.

  27. 22'

    Save by Sup Naked

    B. Saka fires a great shot on goal, but Sup Naked saves it without much trouble.

  28. 18'

    Shot off target by Hamzezette

    Hamzezette crosses, Jambe veineuse attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  29. 16'

    Save by Sup Naked

    Kroos is one-on-one with Sup Naked but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  30. 11'

    Jaipatouché bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for R.Gravenberch, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  31. 8'

    A run down the right from Slip kangourou, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by R.Gravenberch. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  32. 5'

    Jambe veineuse tries to outpace J. Gvardiol, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  33. 1'

    What a foul! As Jaipatouché was heading for goal, Gros Beignet Dodu comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The ball is at the center spot and the 22 players are ready to battle in what promises to be an exciting match.

Key stats

FCQuenelle DickyDog
50% Possession 50%
2 Goals 2
4 Shots on target 2
3 Shots off target 1
4 Fouls 2
2 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Kroos 73'
  • Vojo 68'

Scorers

  • Esprit VENGEUR 61'
  • Hermano delchibro 37'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 63'
  • 68'
  • 73'

Attack

  • 28'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 61'
  • 37'

Attack

Substitutes

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