Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 75'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    A long through ball finds ARABURNE, who outpaces Tiago Leroy and slots it past the keeper!

  2. 60'

    Substitution for FC Pluremus

    FC Pluremus effectue un remplacement. Alan Laurent prend la place de Jéruerin.

  3. 56'

    Second yellow for Dobi

    It was inevitable! Dobi is sent off after that second yellow, he should have calmed down earlier!

  4. 52'

    Yellow card for Dobi

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Dobi just picked up a yellow card.

  5. 41'

    Free kick scored by Wexu

    Wexu takes the free kick directly! It finds the bottom corner, a magnificent strike!

  6. 25'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    Goal! ARGONADE nutmegs Dobi and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  7. 14'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, ARGONADE pulls off a stepover, beats Charles Moreau, and shoots. Unstoppable!

What a masterclass in dominance and sheer incompetence! DUR A QUEER absolutely dismantled FC Pluremus with a 3-1 victory that felt more like a training session against traffic cones than a competitive championship match. While DUR A QUEER peppered the goal with 7 shots on target, FC Pluremus seemed to think they were auditioning for a wrestling federation rather than a football league, racking up five fouls and a pathetic single shot on target. It was a beautiful display of skill versus pure, unadulterated frustration.

The drama peaked when FC Pluremus managed a lucky free-kick goal in the 41st minute, their only moment of relevance in the entire 90 minutes. However, the turning point of this farce arrived in the 56th minute when the referee finally lost patience with the visiting thugs, handing out a second yellow card—and an inevitable red—to FC Pluremus. Watching them try to defend with ten men was like watching a sinking ship try to bail water out with a fork. 🤡

By the time DUR A QUEER netted their second and third goals, the game had descended into a total rout. DUR A QUEER kept the pressure high until the final whistle, leaving FC Pluremus to sulk back to the locker room with nothing but a collection of cards and a bruised ego. If this is how FC Pluremus plans to play for the rest of the season, they might want to consider switching to a sport where tackling is actually encouraged. A glorious day for football, and an even better one for the scoreboard! ⚽

Match details

On 31/10/2026 14:30

MINAS T IRRITE (DUR A QUEER)

38787 spectators

No extra time

GWEENLI
278 pts
23 yrs
FAGRAMIR
252 pts
22 yrs
LURTZ LE ...
247 pts
21 yrs
BOGROMIR
145 pts
24 yrs
PENETHOR
259 pts
21 yrs
ROI SORCI...
251 pts
26 yrs
EOMERD
246 pts
21 yrs
ARGONADE
258 pts
21 yrs
ARABURNE
283 pts
23 yrs
TOM BOMBA...
250 pts
21 yrs
LEGLAS
251 pts
23 yrs
Vidalo
167 pts
21 yrs
Charles M...
133 pts
25 yrs
Tiago Leroy
134 pts
25 yrs
Cami
156 pts
18 yrs
Alan Laurent
134 pts
25 yrs
Wexu
181 pts
18 yrs
Louis Lem...
126 pts
24 yrs
Thomas Mo...
131 pts
22 yrs
Malo Durand
128 pts
25 yrs
Dodi
176 pts
19 yrs
Dobi
187 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    The match is over! DUR A QUEER can finally breathe and savor their victory. FC Pluremus did everything they could to get back into it.

  2. 88'

    Shot on target by ARGONADE

    ARGONADE races down the right and crosses perfectly for EOMERD. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  3. 84'

    Shot off target by PENETHOR

    Nice strike from PENETHOR but it's off target. What a pity!

  4. 82'

    Shot on target by TOM BOMBASTICK

    TOM BOMBASTICK beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

  5. 78'

    Save by Vidalo

    Vidalo can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by EOMERD out for a corner.

  6. 75'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    A long through ball finds ARABURNE, who outpaces Tiago Leroy and slots it past the keeper!

  7. 69'

    Shot off target by TOM BOMBASTICK

    Nice one-two between TOM BOMBASTICK and ARABURNE, but ARABURNE shoots wide!

  8. 65'

    FAGRAMIR pushes Thomas Moreau in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  9. 60'

    Tactical change — FC Pluremus

    FC Pluremus modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 60'

    Substitution for FC Pluremus

    FC Pluremus effectue un remplacement. Alan Laurent prend la place de Jéruerin.

  11. 60'

    Hard tackle by Wexu on BOGROMIR, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  12. 56'

    Second yellow for Dobi

    It was inevitable! Dobi is sent off after that second yellow, he should have calmed down earlier!

  13. 56'

    Dobi is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on GWEENLI.

  14. 52'

    Yellow card for Dobi

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Dobi just picked up a yellow card.

  15. 51'

    Dobi gets dribbled past by ROI SORCIER GANGB and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  16. 49'

    Shot off target by PENETHOR

    Pass from PENETHOR to LEGLAS, who completely slices his shot!!!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Pluremus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour DUR A QUEER.

  19. 42'

    DUR A QUEER has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; FC Pluremus will struggle to win it back.

  20. 41'

    Free kick scored by Wexu

    Wexu takes the free kick directly! It finds the bottom corner, a magnificent strike!

  21. 40'

    Undeniable foul! BOGROMIR tackles Cami with both feet off the ground!

  22. 39'

    Thomas Moreau slides into LEGLAS as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  23. 33'

    Shot off target by TOM BOMBASTICK

    TOM BOMBASTICK attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  24. 31'

    Shot off target by ARGONADE

    ARGONADE tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  25. 27'

    DUR A QUEER is pressing FC Pluremus very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  26. 25'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    Goal! ARGONADE nutmegs Dobi and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  27. 24'

    A dangerous cross from EOMERD is easily dealt with by Cami, who clears with a header.

  28. 18'

    PENETHOR starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Cami, who commits a very bad foul.

  29. 15'

    DUR A QUEER is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for FC Pluremus.

  30. 14'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, ARGONADE pulls off a stepover, beats Charles Moreau, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  31. 9'

    Shot off target by ROI SORCIER GANGB

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, ROI SORCIER GANGB took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  32. 5'

    PENETHOR goes down in the box under pressure from Charles Moreau. The referee waves play on.

  33. 3'

    Shot on target by ROI SORCIER GANGB

    From a cross on the right, TOM BOMBASTICK squares it to ROI SORCIER GANGB inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The two teams have just stepped onto the pitch. The stadium is not full for this encounter.

Key stats

DUR A QUEER FC Pluremus
75% Possession 25%
3 Goals 1
7 Shots on target 1
6 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • ARABURNE 75'
  • ARGONADE 25'
  • ARGONADE 14'

Scorers

  • Wexu 41'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 25'14'

Attack

  • 75'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 60'
  • 41'

Midfield

Attack

  • 56'52'56'

Substitutes

  • 60'

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