LYON OL EMBARRASSED AS DODO TURNS THE PITCH INTO A TRAINING GROUND
It was supposed to be a football match, but what unfolded on the pitch was more of a tactical execution. Dodo arrived at the stadium with a hunger that Lyon OL simply could not fathom, let alone defend against. By the 37th minute, the game was effectively over, with Dodo having already smashed four goals past a shell-shocked defense that looked like they were participating in a silent retreat rather than a professional game. ⚽
The statistics tell a story of total humiliation for Lyon OL. With zero shots—cadrés or otherwise—it is fair to wonder if the Lyon OL players even remembered to bring their boots, or if they were busy contemplating their life choices while Dodo launched a relentless barrage of 13 total shots. The only thing Lyon OL managed to contribute to the match were two measly fouls, perhaps an attempt to remind the referee that they were, in fact, still on the field.
Dodo wasn't perfect—they collected a yellow card in the 59th minute, a brief moment of spice in an otherwise one-sided demolition—but they were clinical. While Dodo continued to pepper the goal with shot after shot well into the second half, Lyon OL seemed content to watch the clock run down in a state of absolute catatonia. A brutal day at the office for the locals, who will surely be hearing about this 0-4 disaster for weeks to come. 🤡
