Championship

Full time

Valence Romans

0-3

HT: 0 - 1
TEAM OUZE

Key moments

  1. 69'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SANKOUZE

    INSOMNIOUZE takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but SANKOUZE picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  2. 56'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! Bani

    What a goal! INSOMNIOUZE pulls the ball back for Bani, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  3. 4'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SANKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to SANKOUZE, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

What a total catastrophe for Valence Romans! If the goal of a football match is to actually hit the target, then Valence Romans clearly missed the memo, managing only 3 measly shots on target against a TEAM OUZE side that looked like they were playing against traffic cones. The nightmare started at the 4th minute when TEAM OUZE opened the scoring, leaving the home defense looking like they were still stuck in the locker room grabbing a pre-match snack.

The rest of the game was a masterclass in frustration for the home supporters. While Valence Romans spent their time committing 3 fouls and missing every single free-kick opportunity, TEAM OUZE cruised through the gears. By the 56th minute, the scoreline doubled, and by the 69th minute, a clinical corner kick sealed the deal. It wasn't just a loss for Valence Romans; it was a tactical bankruptcy that left their fans wondering if they had accidentally wandered into a training session for the opposition. 🤡

In the end, the 0-3 scoreline is actually generous to Valence Romans, who were thoroughly outplayed by a TEAM OUZE squad that recorded 6 shots on target and only 2 fouls. Watching Valence Romans desperately trying to find the net in the 89th minute was like watching a man try to unlock his house with a banana. As for TEAM OUZE, they head home with their heads held high, having turned this match into a complete and utter exhibition of dominance.

Head-to-head

Match details

On 30/10/2026 11:30

Georges Pompidou (Valence Romans)

48358 spectators

No extra time

Loma
290 pts
25 yrs
Talya
314 pts
20 yrs
Bebe
301 pts
21 yrs
William G...
330 pts
29 yrs
Rany
280 pts
24 yrs
Fabio
307 pts
23 yrs
Hacu
300 pts
24 yrs
Pele
250 pts
24 yrs
Nikola St...
327 pts
25 yrs
Jordan
329 pts
24 yrs
Maton.A
324 pts
27 yrs
BEBOUZE
231 pts
23 yrs
CASTOUZE
202 pts
23 yrs
RONCHONCH...
200 pts
23 yrs
ELCHAPOUZE
272 pts
32 yrs
SHARKOUZE
268 pts
30 yrs
KATCHOUZE
324 pts
30 yrs
SANKOUZE
326 pts
29 yrs
PEPOUZE
328 pts
28 yrs
CANCEROUZE
399 pts
23 yrs
Bani
336 pts
21 yrs
INSOMNIOUZE
406 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    That's the end of the match; TEAM OUZE has defeated Valence Romans in style.

  2. 89'

    Shot on target by Fabio

    Fabio breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Nikola Stulic powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  3. 87'

    From a Nikola Stulic cross, the ball reaches Pele who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  4. 85'

    INSOMNIOUZE intercepts a pass intended for Fabio.

  5. 83'

    Save by Loma

    CANCEROUZE is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Loma catches easily.

  6. 78'

    Valence Romans fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  7. 73'

    Down the left flank, INSOMNIOUZE plays it through to SANKOUZE, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  8. 69'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SANKOUZE

    INSOMNIOUZE takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but SANKOUZE picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  9. 67'

    Talya stamps on RONCHONCHOUZE, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  10. 65'

    Shot off target by SANKOUZE

    SANKOUZE tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

  11. 61'

    Shot off target by Fabio

    Fabio tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  12. 56'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! Bani

    What a goal! INSOMNIOUZE pulls the ball back for Bani, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  13. 52'

    Tactical change — TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE modifie sa stratégie.

  14. 49'

    TEAM OUZE is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Valence Romans's defensive block to push up.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Valence Romans va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour TEAM OUZE.

  17. 42'

    Free kick by Fabio

    A powerful free kick from Fabio punched away by BEBOUZE.

  18. 41'

    Hard tackle by RONCHONCHOUZE on Bebe, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  19. 38'

    Shot off target by CANCEROUZE

    Nice one-two between CANCEROUZE and KATCHOUZE, but KATCHOUZE shoots wide!

  20. 33'

    As ELCHAPOUZE heads toward the goal, Rany stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  21. 29'

    Free kick by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE curls the ball towards the top corner, but the keeper punches it away for a corner!

  22. 28'

    Pele attempts a tough tackle on KATCHOUZE but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  23. 24'

    A wonderful one-two between ELCHAPOUZE and SHARKOUZE takes out three opposing players.

  24. 20'

    Free kick by SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE takes his run-up and shoots. It is blocked by the wall.

  25. 20'

    PEPOUZE cuts inside to beat his marker, but Pele hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  26. 19'

    Down the left flank, KATCHOUZE plays it through to CANCEROUZE, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  27. 16'

    SANKOUZE overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Talya, but it does not come off.

  28. 12'

    Shot off target by SHARKOUZE

    After a nice team move, SHARKOUZE curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

  29. 11'

    Shot off target by PEPOUZE

    PEPOUZE recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  30. 9'

    Shot off target by Pele

    Pele wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  31. 5'

    Free kick by Fabio

    Fabio strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  32. 5'

    PEPOUZE is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Pele's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  33. 4'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SANKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to SANKOUZE, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off from the referee; both teams will need to give their all if they want to win this match.

Key stats

Valence Romans TEAM OUZE
37% Possession 63%
0 Goals 3
3 Shots on target 6
2 Shots off target 4
3 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • SANKOUZE 69' INSOMNIOUZE
  • Bani 56' INSOMNIOUZE
  • SANKOUZE 4' SHARKOUZE

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 4'

Midfield

  • 69'4'

Attack

  • 56'
  • 69'56'

Substitutes

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