Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Yellow card for Rabiot

    Rabiot contests the referee's decision and gets booked with a yellow card.

  2. 76'

    Penalty converted by Supp Oeuf Poché

    A Panenka! That is exceptional! What a daring piece of skill from Supp Oeuf Poché at a crucial moment in the match! Incredible!

  3. 70'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Textbook play! Supp Oeuf Poché delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Sauce Hannibal, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  4. 66'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    Sauce Biggy takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Lamelle de Kebab picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  5. 36'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    What a goal! Lamelle de Kebab meets Sauce Biggy's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  6. 33'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    Magret séché cuts into the box and squares it to Lamelle de Kebab, who beats the keeper with ease. The goalie is shouting at his defenders for standing still on that play!

  7. 9'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    Sauce Biggy faces off against Griezmann, and Sauce Biggy fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

What we witnessed on the pitch today wasn't a football match; it was a culinary massacre. COMPOSE TON TACOS arrived with a hunger that FC BRESSE simply couldn't stomach, serving up a brutal 6-0 thrashing that left the visitors looking like cold leftovers. While COMPOSE TON TACOS treated the ball like a gourmet ingredient, firing 11 shots on target with surgical precision, FC BRESSE spent the entire ninety minutes essentially acting as the garnish, failing to record a single shot—on or off target—the entire game. 🌮

The misery for FC BRESSE began in earnest around the 33rd minute when the floodgates finally burst open. After a sluggish start and a missed free kick, COMPOSE TON TACOS found their rhythm, scoring two quick goals before halftime. The second half was nothing short of a rout, featuring a clinical corner-kick goal in the 66th minute and a penalty conversion in the 76th that officially turned this contest into a laughing stock. It was a masterclass in attacking football versus a masterclass in how to commit six fouls while barely touching the ball.

By the time the final whistle blew, the only thing FC BRESSE had managed to collect was a solitary yellow card and a bruised ego. Their aggressive tactical approach—if you can call six fouls and zero offensive threat "tactical"—was a desperate attempt to stop the inevitable, but COMPOSE TON TACOS was simply in a different league. As the home side walked off the pitch, the stats told the hilarious truth: 11 shots on target versus zero. One team came to play football; the other clearly showed up to the wrong venue. Absolute domination! ⚽🔥

Match details

On 29/10/2026 16:30

COSY TACOS (COMPOSE TON TACOS)

47705 spectators

No extra time

Triple ch...
310 pts
18 yrs
Echalote ...
308 pts
23 yrs
Truite Ve...
305 pts
24 yrs
Slurp dicky
328 pts
27 yrs
Lamelle d...
307 pts
24 yrs
Magret séché
308 pts
25 yrs
Sauce Biggy
309 pts
23 yrs
FRITES BI...
306 pts
24 yrs
Sauce Han...
307 pts
23 yrs
Miel Mout...
309 pts
24 yrs
Supp Oeuf...
309 pts
28 yrs
Chevalier
295 pts
31 yrs
Hernandez
261 pts
30 yrs
Blanc
258 pts
29 yrs
Desailly
259 pts
29 yrs
Thuram
271 pts
30 yrs
Griezmann
281 pts
29 yrs
Siqi
249 pts
22 yrs
Sazy
274 pts
23 yrs
Kante
273 pts
31 yrs
Rabiot
278 pts
28 yrs
Barcola
273 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! COMPOSE TON TACOS wins 6-0, but FC BRESSE performed well today and is being applauded by their supporters.

  2. 89'

    Shot on target by Magret séché

    FRITES BIEN MOLLE plays it first time to Magret séché, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  3. 87'

    Yellow card for Rabiot

    Rabiot contests the referee's decision and gets booked with a yellow card.

  4. 87'

    Rabiot slides into Magret séché as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  5. 83'

    Save by Chevalier

    Magret séché is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Chevalier isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

  6. 81'

    Truite Vengeuse pushes Thuram in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  7. 76'

    Penalty converted by Supp Oeuf Poché

    A Panenka! That is exceptional! What a daring piece of skill from Supp Oeuf Poché at a crucial moment in the match! Incredible!

  8. 76'

    Penalty to COMPOSE TON TACOS

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, Supp Oeuf Poché is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

  9. 76'

    Chevalier is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Sauce Hannibal's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  10. 70'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Textbook play! Supp Oeuf Poché delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Sauce Hannibal, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  11. 66'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    Sauce Biggy takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Lamelle de Kebab picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  12. 62'

    Shot off target by Miel Moutarde V2

    FRITES BIEN MOLLE sprints down the touchline and crosses to Miel Moutarde V2! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  13. 61'

    Sazy commits a heavy foul, tackling FRITES BIEN MOLLE from behind with both feet off the ground.

  14. 57'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave FC BRESSE's half.

  15. 54'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché curls the ball towards the top corner, but the keeper punches it away for a corner!

  16. 54'

    Echalote confite starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Griezmann, who commits a very bad foul.

  17. 49'

    Barcola just tackled Triple cheddar with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC BRESSE va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 46'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour COMPOSE TON TACOS.

  20. 41'

    Shot on target by Magret séché

    Supp Oeuf Poché plays it first time to Magret séché, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  21. 36'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    What a goal! Lamelle de Kebab meets Sauce Biggy's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  22. 33'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Lamelle de Kebab

    Magret séché cuts into the box and squares it to Lamelle de Kebab, who beats the keeper with ease. The goalie is shouting at his defenders for standing still on that play!

  23. 27'

    Slurp dicky cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Desailly manages to scramble away for a corner.

  24. 22'

    Griezmann thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Supp Oeuf Poché.

  25. 16'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Chevalier didn't even react.

  26. 16'

    Blanc is late on Sauce Biggy, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  27. 14'

    Superb nutmeg by Hernandez on his opponent Supp Oeuf Poché; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  28. 10'

    Shot off target by Sauce Biggy

    Magret séché sprints down the touchline and crosses to Sauce Biggy! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  29. 9'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    Sauce Biggy faces off against Griezmann, and Sauce Biggy fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  30. 4'

    Save by Chevalier

    Magret séché tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Chevalier pushes the ball onto the right post.

  31. 2'

    Shot off target by Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Hannibal is through on goal after a superb pass from Miel Moutarde V2, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee kicks things off under torrential rain.

Key stats

COMPOSE TON TACOS FC BRESSE
77% Possession 23%
6 Goals 0
11 Shots on target 0
4 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 6
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Supp Oeuf Poché 76'
  • Sauce Hannibal 70' Supp Oeuf Poché
  • Lamelle de Kebab 66' Sauce Biggy
  • Lamelle de Kebab 36' Sauce Biggy
  • Lamelle de Kebab 33' Magret séché
  • Sauce Biggy 9'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 66'36'33'

Midfield

  • 33'
  • 9'66'36'
  • 70'

Attack

  • 76'(Pen)70'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 87'

Attack

Substitutes

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