FC PRECIS vs Team of Bob - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC PRECIS

2-8

HT: 0 - 5

Team of Bob

Key moments

84'

Goal for Team of Bob! Mark de Man

Magnificent goal by Mark de Man!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Yaya Tout rond, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!
82'

Goal for Team of Bob! Tibor Kovacs

After leaving two players in his wake, Mark de Man serves up a peach of a pass for Tibor Kovacs, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!
76'

Goal for Team of Bob! Clément Thomas

GOAL! Clément Thomas steps over Qyse and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!
74'

Valou Ray goes down injured

Valou Ray seems affected by that foul; he will likely have to leave the pitch.
69'

Goal for FC PRECIS! Jérémy Andre

Yaya Tout rond escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Jérémy Andre, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.
63'

Goal for FC PRECIS! Corentin Henry

GOAL FOR Corentin Henry!!!!! From the initial ball, Sacha Blanchard slips it to Corentin Henry, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
43'

Free kick scored by Zlatan

And it's a goal! Zlatan finds the top corner from the free kick, Reki stayed rooted to his line.
43'

Yellow card for Sacha Blanchard

Sacha Blanchard needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.
36'

Goal for Team of Bob! Clément Thomas

GOAL!! From a mid-height cross by Mark de Man, Clément Thomas hits a magnificent right-footed volley. The keeper didn't even move!
30'

Goal for Team of Bob! Clément Thomas

Goal! Clément Thomas has just beaten Reki with a magnificent lob!
19'

Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

Clément Thomas hits a long cross-field pass to Sidney Govou, who executes an extraordinary volley! It is a goal!
12'

Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

What a goal! Sidney Govou meets Valou Ray's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

Match editorial

THE MASSACRE AT THE PITCH: TEAM OF BOB TURNS FC PRECIS INTO A FOOTBALLING PUNCHING BAG

What we witnessed today wasn't a football match; it was a clinical, cold-blooded demolition job. Team of Bob arrived with a hunger that bordered on predatory, racking up a staggering 11 shots on target while FC PRECIS spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows and their own tails. By the time the dust settled on the 2-8 scoreline, it was clear that FC PRECIS had brought a knife to a drone strike. The highlight of their misery? A clumsy yellow card at the 43rd minute, which was immediately punished by a Team of Bob free-kick goal that essentially served as the final nail in their coffin. ⚽

For a brief, delusional moment around the 63rd and 69th minutes, FC PRECIS managed to find the net twice, likely confusing the Team of Bob defenders who had probably started daydreaming about their post-match victory celebrations. However, the humiliation was short-lived. Team of Bob, clearly insulted by this minor defiance, responded with a late-game barrage that saw them net three more goals in the final ten minutes. Even a late injury to a Team of Bob player couldn't stop the onslaught; they were simply too busy turning the FC PRECIS defense into a revolving door.

Statistically, this was an absolute embarrassment for FC PRECIS. With only two shots on target all game and a defensive record that suggests they might have been playing with invisible goalposts, they were lucky the scoreboard didn't reach double digits. Team of Bob finishes the day with a well-deserved, albeit cruel, victory, proving that they are the undisputed kings of the pitch while FC PRECIS is left to contemplate whether they should stick to checkers or perhaps just retire from professional sports entirely. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 28/10/2026 18:30

Stade FC PRECIS (FC PRECIS)

11524 spectators

No extra time

Reki

195 pts

18 yrs

Jérémy Henry

157 pts

22 yrs

Wesley Du...

161 pts

25 yrs

Qyse

208 pts

24 yrs

Jérémy Andre

143 pts

23 yrs

Sacha Bla...

161 pts

23 yrs

Yaya Tout...

217 pts

20 yrs

Marius Brun

162 pts

22 yrs

Xomi

186 pts

20 yrs

Mowe

204 pts

22 yrs

Corentin ...

162 pts

27 yrs

Goalkeeper

301 pts

29 yrs

R. Carlos

308 pts

28 yrs

Richard P...

263 pts

28 yrs

M.Yepes

281 pts

30 yrs

Mark de Man

316 pts

26 yrs

Danilo

316 pts

28 yrs

Tibor Kovacs

276 pts

28 yrs

Clément T...

276 pts

32 yrs

Valou Ray

259 pts

31 yrs

Sidney Govou

300 pts

31 yrs

Zlatan

249 pts

28 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

And that's the end of the match with a victory for Team of Bob, who have just beaten FC PRECIS.
88'

Save by Reki

Zlatan is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Reki could play until he is 90.
85'

Shot on target by Clément Thomas

Clément Thomas approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Tibor Kovacs fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!
84'

Goal for Team of Bob! Mark de Man

Magnificent goal by Mark de Man!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Yaya Tout rond, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!
82'

Goal for Team of Bob! Tibor Kovacs

After leaving two players in his wake, Mark de Man serves up a peach of a pass for Tibor Kovacs, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!
76'

Goal for Team of Bob! Clément Thomas

GOAL! Clément Thomas steps over Qyse and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!
74'

Valou Ray goes down injured

Valou Ray seems affected by that foul; he will likely have to leave the pitch.
74'

Qyse manages to dribble past Valou Ray, who catches up. Qyse slaps his opponent! Foul!
71'

Shot off target by Danilo

Danilo tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!
69'

Goal for FC PRECIS! Jérémy Andre

Yaya Tout rond escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Jérémy Andre, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.
66'

A surging run from Danilo looking for a one-two with Tibor Kovacs, but the latter is blocked.
63'

Goal for FC PRECIS! Corentin Henry

GOAL FOR Corentin Henry!!!!! From the initial ball, Sacha Blanchard slips it to Corentin Henry, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.
61'

Superb nutmeg by Corentin Henry on his opponent Sidney Govou; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.
57'

Shot off target by Zlatan

After a well-executed counterattack, Valou Ray sends a long cross to Zlatan, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!
51'

Corentin Henry picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Wesley Dupont is poorly positioned and cannot connect!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC PRECIS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 5 buts à 0 pour Team of Bob.
43'

Free kick scored by Zlatan

And it's a goal! Zlatan finds the top corner from the free kick, Reki stayed rooted to his line.
43'

Yellow card for Sacha Blanchard

Sacha Blanchard needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.
43'

Hard tackle by Sacha Blanchard on Richard Plisson, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.
40'

FC PRECIS and Team of Bob seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!
39'

Jérémy Henry runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Sidney Govou.
36'

Goal for Team of Bob! Clément Thomas

GOAL!! From a mid-height cross by Mark de Man, Clément Thomas hits a magnificent right-footed volley. The keeper didn't even move!
30'

Goal for Team of Bob! Clément Thomas

Goal! Clément Thomas has just beaten Reki with a magnificent lob!
25'

Team of Bob is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for FC PRECIS.
19'

Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

Clément Thomas hits a long cross-field pass to Sidney Govou, who executes an extraordinary volley! It is a goal!
17'

Team of Bob is barely seeing the ball as FC PRECIS dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the FC PRECIS fans, who have started a Mexican wave.
15'

M.Yepes and Sidney Govou are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.
12'

Goal for Team of Bob! Sidney Govou

What a goal! Sidney Govou meets Valou Ray's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!
8'

Save by Reki

What a powerful strike from Mark de Man, but Reki gets in the way!
3'

Shot off target by Sidney Govou

After a well-executed counterattack, Mark de Man sends a long cross to Sidney Govou, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!
0'

Kick-off

Get comfortable in your seat, we are set for 90 minutes of pure pleasure!

Key stats

FC PRECIS Team of Bob

28% Possession 72%

2 Goals 8

2 Shots on target 11

0 Shots off target 3

2 Fouls 0

1 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 1

Scorers

Jérémy Andre 69' Yaya Tout rond
Corentin Henry 63' Sacha Blanchard

Scorers

Mark de Man 84'
Tibor Kovacs 82' Mark de Man
Clément Thomas 76'
Zlatan 43'
Clément Thomas 36' Mark de Man
Clément Thomas 30'
Sidney Govou 19' Clément Thomas
Sidney Govou 12' Valou Ray

Goalkeeper

Defence

69'

Midfield

63'43'
69'

Attack

63'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

84'82'36'

Midfield

82'
76'36'30'19'

Attack

12'74'
19'12'
43'

Substitutes

Fancy running your own club?

Join Foot-Land, take control of a team and challenge these managers!

Create my club for free

Free online football management game since 2004