Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 91'

    Penalty converted by Biebs

    Biebs takes the penalty... top corner! Goal!

  2. 91'

    Second yellow for Basile Bernard

    Oh dear! A clumsy foul from Basile Bernard earns him a second yellow card; he is sent off.

  3. 85'

    Goal for Sr Langatte! Ryga

    Played through on goal, Ryga faces Gautier Vincent. With a perfect turn, he passes the ball into the net with the inside of his foot and heads to the stands to celebrate.

  4. 73'

    Goal for Sr Langatte! Gace

    What a goal! Loukas pulls the ball back for Gace, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  5. 70'

    Substitution for Sr Langatte

    Sr Langatte effectue un remplacement. Ryga prend la place de Tom mcqueen.

  6. 65'

    Goal for Sr Langatte! Gace

    Gace faces off against Timothe Nicolas, and Gace fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  7. 51'

    Yellow card for Basile Bernard

    Basile Bernard is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

  8. 18'

    Penalty converted by Biebs

    Goal! Biebs steps up and scores off the left post!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on how not to defend. LES FANFARONS arrived at the pitch with all the tactical sophistication of a group of tourists lost in a thunderstorm. While Sr Langatte spent their afternoon treating the goal like a target practice range—racking up 12 shots on target—LES FANFARONS managed a staggering zero efforts on goal. It is truly impressive to play for ninety minutes without once threatening the goalkeeper; perhaps they were intimidated by the grass? 🤡

The discipline of LES FANFARONS was, to put it mildly, nonexistent. With seven fouls and a collection of cards that would make a referee blush, they seemed to think they were auditioning for a rugby squad rather than a soccer team. The inevitable collapse began in the 65th minute, and once the floodgates opened, Sr Langatte turned the game into a ruthless demolition derby. By the time the 91st minute rolled around, a red card and a conceded penalty were the only fitting conclusions to this absolute circus.

Final score: 0-5. Sr Langatte walked away with the points and their dignity intact, having played with zero fouls and total control. As for LES FANFARONS, they should probably consider taking up a hobby that doesn't involve a ball, or at the very least, learn that kicking the opponent is not a substitute for clearing the ball. A masterclass in misery for the home side, and a stroll in the park for the visitors. ⚽️

Match details

On 28/10/2026 12:30

Stade LES COMETES (LES FANFARONS)

0 spectators

No extra time

Gautier V...
284 pts
29 yrs
W.McKenni...
212 pts
29 yrs
Basile Be...
202 pts
25 yrs
Joueur2
266 pts
33 yrs
Timothe N...
134 pts
24 yrs
Axel Bert...
158 pts
22 yrs
Lionel messi
233 pts
29 yrs
Theo Denis
232 pts
29 yrs
Charles B...
202 pts
28 yrs
L. Modric
234 pts
33 yrs
M.Sarr
222 pts
29 yrs
Quqo
263 pts
24 yrs
Djedje
261 pts
32 yrs
Xame
291 pts
25 yrs
Nonoo
276 pts
33 yrs
Anto
263 pts
31 yrs
Ryga
175 pts
22 yrs
Loukas
292 pts
28 yrs
Gace
271 pts
24 yrs
Mufo
233 pts
22 yrs
Boxa
216 pts
24 yrs
Biebs
247 pts
31 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A huge win for Sr Langatte in this grueling match from start to finish!

  2. 91'

    Penalty converted by Biebs

    Biebs takes the penalty... top corner! Goal!

  3. 91'

    Penalty to Sr Langatte

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Biebs is preparing to take the shot...

  4. 91'

    Second yellow for Basile Bernard

    Oh dear! A clumsy foul from Basile Bernard earns him a second yellow card; he is sent off.

  5. 90'

    Basile Bernard catches Ryga's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  6. 87'

    Save by Gautier Vincent

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Biebs, but it goes straight into the arms of Gautier Vincent.

  7. 85'

    Goal for Sr Langatte! Ryga

    Played through on goal, Ryga faces Gautier Vincent. With a perfect turn, he passes the ball into the net with the inside of his foot and heads to the stands to celebrate.

  8. 83'

    Mufo tries to nutmeg Joueur2, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  9. 78'

    Shot on target by Mufo

    Mufo tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  10. 74'

    Save by Gautier Vincent

    Biebs hits a clean shot on target, but Gautier Vincent makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  11. 73'

    Goal for Sr Langatte! Gace

    What a goal! Loukas pulls the ball back for Gace, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  12. 70'

    Tactical change — Sr Langatte

    Sr Langatte modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 70'

    Substitution for Sr Langatte

    Sr Langatte effectue un remplacement. Ryga prend la place de Tom mcqueen.

  14. 65'

    Goal for Sr Langatte! Gace

    Gace faces off against Timothe Nicolas, and Gace fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  15. 61'

    Charles Blanc and Anto are battling for the ball, and Charles Blanc delivers a violent shoulder charge to Anto, who goes down. It is a foul.

  16. 57'

    Sr Langatte has been playing some attractive football lately, while LES FANFARONS is chasing the ball.

  17. 54'

    Shot on target by Loukas

    Loukas tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  18. 51'

    Yellow card for Basile Bernard

    Basile Bernard is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

  19. 51'

    Basile Bernard commits a deliberate obstruction on Biebs. Watch out!

  20. 50'

    L. Modric manages to dribble past Gace, who catches up. L. Modric slaps his opponent! Foul!

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe LES FANFARONS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Sr Langatte.

  23. 40'

    Charles Blanc makes no attempt to play the ball there! Boxa is on the ground. It is a foul.

  24. 39'

    As Timothe Nicolas heads toward the goal, Nonoo stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  25. 37'

    Free kick by Biebs

    Biebs strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  26. 36'

    Timothe Nicolas manages to dribble past Mufo, who catches up. Timothe Nicolas slaps his opponent! Foul!

  27. 34'

    Sr Langatte is moving the ball around well. LES FANFARONS is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  28. 31'

    Shot off target by Anto

    Anto tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  29. 25'

    Shot off target by Loukas

    Loukas has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  30. 19'

    Shot off target by Anto

    After a successful one-two, Anto manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  31. 18'

    Penalty converted by Biebs

    Goal! Biebs steps up and scores off the left post!

  32. 18'

    Penalty to Sr Langatte

    Foul in the penalty area, the referee doesn't hesitate to point to the spot. Biebs takes responsibility for the spot-kick.

  33. 18'

    Lionel messi commits a deliberate obstruction on Loukas. Watch out!

  34. 12'

    Save by Gautier Vincent

    A beautiful strike from Nonoo headed for the top corner, but Gautier Vincent tips it onto the crossbar. What a chance!!

  35. 7'

    LES FANFARONS is barely seeing the ball as Sr Langatte dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Sr Langatte fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  36. 6'

    Save by Gautier Vincent

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Nonoo one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Gautier Vincent had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under heavy rain.

Key stats

LES FANFARONS Sr Langatte
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 5
0 Shots on target 12
0 Shots off target 3
7 Fouls 0
2 Yellow cards 0
1 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Biebs 91'
  • Ryga 85'
  • Gace 73' Loukas
  • Gace 65'
  • Biebs 18'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 91'51'91'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 85'70'
  • 73'

Attack

  • 73'65'
  • 91'(Pen)18'(Pen)

Substitutes

  • 70'

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