Championship

Full time

1-3

HT: 0 - 2

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Goal for USSV! Enzo Le Fée

    Mapo clears long into the final third, Enzo Le Fée controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  2. 80'

    Goal for FC BOUZINE! Le Calfesse

    Corner! Jacquette whips it in, and Le Calfesse capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  3. 26'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    It's a corner! Houssem Aouar plays it along the ground to Mazo, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  4. 20'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    A.Mac Allister cuts the ball back to Mazo, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

What a spectacular display of absolute nothingness from FC BOUZINE! If the goal of the game was to see who could look more bewildered while chasing shadows, they certainly took home the gold. With a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes, they essentially invited USSV to treat the pitch like a private training session. Watching them attempt to play football was akin to watching a group of tourists trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual—frustrating, painful, and ultimately a disaster. 🤡

On the other side of the spectrum, USSV didn't just play; they toyed with their dinner. By the 20th minute, the writing was on the wall, and by the 26th, a clinical corner kick had buried FC BOUZINE’s hopes deep underground. While USSV were busy peppering the goal with 11 total shots, our local heroes were busy counting blades of grass. Even when FC BOUZINE finally managed a consolation goal via a corner in the 80th minute, it felt less like a comeback and more like a cruel joke before USSV slammed the coffin shut with a final goal in the 90th.

Ultimately, a 1-3 loss is a generous reflection of the absolute gulf in class we witnessed today. USSV walked away with the points, the pride, and a clear conscience, while FC BOUZINE is left to wonder if they might have better luck taking up competitive knitting. If this match is any indication of the season ahead, we suggest the fans invest in a heavy-duty blindfold or perhaps a very large supply of headache medication. Better luck next time—you’re definitely going to need it. ⚽📉

Match details

On 27/10/2026 13:30

ALLEZ LA (FC BOUZINE)

25932 spectators

No extra time

Xupe
252 pts
22 yrs
Juke
237 pts
21 yrs
Maldini
209 pts
30 yrs
Jacquette
216 pts
30 yrs
Le Calfesse
216 pts
29 yrs
Zabe
239 pts
21 yrs
Syxu
233 pts
22 yrs
Bouricot
220 pts
31 yrs
Andres
201 pts
34 yrs
Xadi
223 pts
35 yrs
Kodi
230 pts
22 yrs
Axel D
255 pts
27 yrs
Creamy De...
285 pts
32 yrs
Timothé
281 pts
32 yrs
Ganiou
258 pts
31 yrs
Mazo
327 pts
21 yrs
Mapo
325 pts
25 yrs
Enzo Le Fée
323 pts
25 yrs
A.Mac All...
312 pts
28 yrs
Houssem A...
334 pts
32 yrs
Redu
266 pts
26 yrs
E.Cavani
270 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And that's the end of the match with a victory for USSV, who have just beaten FC BOUZINE.

  2. 90'

    Goal for USSV! Enzo Le Fée

    Mapo clears long into the final third, Enzo Le Fée controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Mapo

    Run down the right flank by Mapo who crosses for Enzo Le Fée, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  4. 83'

    Timothé miscontrols the ball, allowing Jacquette to calmly restart the play.

  5. 82'

    FC BOUZINE are in real trouble, USSV are currently monopolizing possession.

  6. 80'

    Goal for FC BOUZINE! Le Calfesse

    Corner! Jacquette whips it in, and Le Calfesse capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  7. 76'

    Counter-attack led by Mapo, a great opportunity, he passes to Mazo open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  8. 75'

    Ganiou plays a through ball to Creamy Deluxe but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  9. 73'

    Kodi is through on goal, but Enzo Le Fée wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  10. 69'

    A.Mac Allister bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Ganiou, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  11. 65'

    Shot off target by Xadi

    Xadi tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  12. 61'

    USSV are keeping the ball and running down the clock; FC BOUZINE need to respond!

  13. 57'

    Ball recovered by Maldini who rushes to play Andres through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  14. 53'

    Le Calfesse gets dribbled past by Redu and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  15. 48'

    A surging run from Juke looking for a one-two with Zabe, but the latter is blocked.

  16. 46'

    Shot off target by E.Cavani

    E.Cavani dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC BOUZINE va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour USSV.

  19. 41'

    Houssem Aouar is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Kodi.

  20. 38'

    USSV is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing FC BOUZINE to chase. A great collective display from USSV!

  21. 34'

    Shot off target by E.Cavani

    Great solo effort from E.Cavani, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  22. 31'

    Shot on target by Mapo

    Enzo Le Fée plays it first time to Mapo, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  23. 26'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    It's a corner! Houssem Aouar plays it along the ground to Mazo, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  24. 20'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    A.Mac Allister cuts the ball back to Mazo, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

  25. 17'

    Save by Xupe

    From a cut-back, Enzo Le Fée hits a volley on target, but Xupe tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  26. 15'

    FC BOUZINE can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from USSV!

  27. 14'

    Shot off target by Mapo

    Splendid run from Mapo who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

  28. 12'

    Shot off target by A.Mac Allister

    E.Cavani finds A.Mac Allister first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  29. 11'

    Timothé thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Maldini.

  30. 9'

    Shot off target by Mazo

    Mazo skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  31. 6'

    Free kick by Jacquette

    Watch out, Jacquette steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Axel D didn't even move!

  32. 6'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Xupe, A.Mac Allister can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  33. 5'

    A.Mac Allister goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Andres wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this El Clasico between FC BOUZINE and USSV.

Key stats

FC BOUZINE USSV
30% Possession 70%
1 Goals 3
1 Shots on target 5
2 Shots off target 6
1 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Le Calfesse 80' Jacquette

Scorers

  • Enzo Le Fée 90' Mapo
  • Mazo 26' Houssem Aouar
  • Mazo 20' A.Mac Allister

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 80'
  • 80'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 26'20'
  • 90'
  • 90'
  • 20'
  • 26'

Attack

Substitutes

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