Championship

Full time

DUR A QUEER

8-0

HT: 4 - 0
Striker729067

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! PENETHOR

    GOAL for PENETHOR!!! PENETHOR twists Aubin Rousseau inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  2. 85'

    Free kick scored by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

  3. 80'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! TOM BOMBASTICK

    A long ball forward from EOMERD finds TOM BOMBASTICK, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  4. 67'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

    Magnificent goal by LEGLAS!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Jérémy Vincent, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  5. 28'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    GOAL FOR ARABURNE!!!!! From the initial ball, PENETHOR slips it to ARABURNE, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  6. 16'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

    An impeccable cross from ROI SORCIER GANGB, LEGLAS connects with a magnificent glancing header, leaving the keeper no chance!

  7. 11'

    Penalty converted by ARABURNE

    Penalty converted with no trouble by ARABURNE, powered into the bottom corner!

  8. 11'

    Yellow card for Julien Gerard

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! Julien Gerard got lucky.

  9. 3'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    After leaving two players in his wake, EOMERD serves up a peach of a pass for ARABURNE, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a tactical execution. DUR A QUEER didn't just play against Striker729067; they dismantled them, atomized them, and left them questioning their life choices. From the very first whistle, DUR A QUEER looked like a team of professionals, while Striker729067 appeared to have mistaken the pitch for a wrestling ring. With 10 shots on target and zero fouls committed, the victors displayed the kind of clinical precision that makes even the most casual observer weep with joy. ⚽

The misery for Striker729067 began early in the 11th minute when a clumsy foul led to a yellow card and an inevitable penalty, setting the tone for a long, agonizing afternoon. While DUR A QUEER was busy finding the back of the net—eight times, to be exact—Striker729067 was busy perfecting the art of the foul, racking up a pathetic seven infringements and zero shots on target. It was a masterclass in futility from Striker729067, who seemed more interested in stopping the game than actually playing it.

By the time DUR A QUEER hammered in their final goals in the 85th and 86th minutes, the scoreboard was a testament to the lopsided reality of the match. A stunning free-kick goal served as the cherry on top of this absolute demolition. As the final whistle blew, Striker729067 looked like they wanted the grass to swallow them whole, while DUR A QUEER walked off the pitch looking like they had just enjoyed a light training session. A truly historic embarrassment for the losers and a glorious day for the victors! 💀

Head-to-head

Match details

On 27/10/2026 13:30

MINAS T IRRITE (DUR A QUEER)

34296 spectators

No extra time

GWEENLI
275 pts
23 yrs
FAGRAMIR
249 pts
22 yrs
LURTZ LE ...
244 pts
21 yrs
MIA LANGU...
246 pts
23 yrs
PENETHOR
256 pts
20 yrs
ROI SORCI...
248 pts
26 yrs
EOMERD
243 pts
21 yrs
ARGONADE
255 pts
21 yrs
ARABURNE
275 pts
23 yrs
TOM BOMBA...
247 pts
21 yrs
LEGLAS
248 pts
23 yrs
Jyjo
173 pts
19 yrs
Isaac Robin
160 pts
26 yrs
Ethan Brunet
162 pts
22 yrs
Aubin Rou...
167 pts
24 yrs
Jérémy Vi...
168 pts
23 yrs
Fitu
166 pts
23 yrs
Mael Faure
130 pts
24 yrs
Benoît Colin
146 pts
28 yrs
Ilan Lambert
149 pts
21 yrs
Julien Ge...
153 pts
26 yrs
Aloïs Sch...
155 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time! DUR A QUEER dominate Striker729067 with a score of 8-0 and add another win to their tally!

  2. 88'

    For the last few minutes, DUR A QUEER and Striker729067 have just been watching each other play.

  3. 86'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! PENETHOR

    GOAL for PENETHOR!!! PENETHOR twists Aubin Rousseau inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

  4. 85'

    Free kick scored by ARABURNE

    ARABURNE steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

  5. 85'

    LURTZ LE CHICHI dribbles past two opponents, but Aubin Rousseau decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  6. 81'

    LURTZ LE CHICHI overhits the pass to MIA LANGUE DE SER, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

  7. 80'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! TOM BOMBASTICK

    A long ball forward from EOMERD finds TOM BOMBASTICK, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  8. 76'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! DUR A QUEER has the ball, but can Striker729067 hold off this attack?

  9. 71'

    Julien Gerard manages to dribble past GWEENLI, who catches up. Julien Gerard slaps his opponent! Foul!

  10. 69'

    LURTZ LE CHICHI delivers a cross far beyond the back post while ROI SORCIER GANGB was all alone in front of the goal.

  11. 67'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

    Magnificent goal by LEGLAS!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Jérémy Vincent, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

  12. 63'

    Following a nice piece of skill from ROI SORCIER GANGB, Jérémy Vincent can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  13. 59'

    Miscommunication between Aloïs Schmitt and Mael Faure when there was a great chance to be had...

  14. 58'

    Mael Faure cannot stop PENETHOR, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  15. 56'

    DUR A QUEER has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Striker729067 will struggle to win it back.

  16. 52'

    Julien Gerard catches EOMERD's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  17. 49'

    Striker729067 is dropping back as DUR A QUEER looks increasingly dangerous.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Striker729067 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour DUR A QUEER.

  20. 39'

    LURTZ LE CHICHI tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Benoît Colin, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  21. 33'

    Shot on target by PENETHOR

    PENETHOR passes to TOM BOMBASTICK, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  22. 28'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    GOAL FOR ARABURNE!!!!! From the initial ball, PENETHOR slips it to ARABURNE, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  23. 27'

    Shot off target by ARGONADE

    Pass from ARGONADE to ROI SORCIER GANGB, who completely slices his shot!!!

  24. 25'

    ROI SORCIER GANGB starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Benoît Colin, who commits a very bad foul.

  25. 20'

    LURTZ LE CHICHI hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Benoît Colin.

  26. 19'

    Striker729067 has possession but can't find a way through, as DUR A QUEER is defending the pitch well.

  27. 16'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! LEGLAS

    An impeccable cross from ROI SORCIER GANGB, LEGLAS connects with a magnificent glancing header, leaving the keeper no chance!

  28. 13'

    Save by Jyjo

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, LEGLAS strikes it with power and a superb save from Jyjo, what a keeper!!

  29. 11'

    Penalty converted by ARABURNE

    Penalty converted with no trouble by ARABURNE, powered into the bottom corner!

  30. 11'

    Penalty to DUR A QUEER

    The referee points to the penalty spot, ARABURNE steps up to take it.

  31. 11'

    Yellow card for Julien Gerard

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! Julien Gerard got lucky.

  32. 11'

    Following a nice piece of skill from ARABURNE, Julien Gerard can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  33. 9'

    LEGLAS tries to get past Isaac Robin, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  34. 8'

    Shot off target by LEGLAS

    LEGLAS!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  35. 3'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARABURNE

    After leaving two players in his wake, EOMERD serves up a peach of a pass for ARABURNE, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises plenty of surprises! This game will feature DUR A QUEER against Striker729067.

Key stats

DUR A QUEER Striker729067
77% Possession 23%
8 Goals 0
10 Shots on target 0
2 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 7
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • PENETHOR 86'
  • ARABURNE 85'
  • TOM BOMBASTICK 80' EOMERD
  • LEGLAS 67'
  • ARABURNE 28' PENETHOR
  • LEGLAS 16' ROI SORCIER GANGB
  • ARABURNE 11'
  • ARABURNE 3' EOMERD

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 86'28'

Midfield

  • 16'
  • 80'3'

Attack

  • 85'28'11'(Pen)3'
  • 80'
  • 67'16'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 11'

Substitutes

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