Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 76'

    Yellow card for Tity

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! Tity got lucky.

  2. 65'

    Substitution for Naoned Is Back

    Naoned Is Back effectue un remplacement. Grantatakan prend la place de Sevu.

  3. 53'

    Sevu goes down injured

    Sevu remains on the ground, his teammates are concerned and gathering around him. The referee arrives and calls for the medics... this looks serious.

  4. 35'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Blanc

    David Trezeguet clears long into the final third, Blanc controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

What an absolute tragedy for Naoned Is Back, a team that seems to have confused a football pitch with a shooting range for blindfolded amateurs. Despite dominating the possession and spraying the ball everywhere except the goal for the first thirty minutes, they managed to gift Damvix FC a victory with the efficiency of a charity foundation. Damvix FC, on the other hand, showed us that you don’t need to play well to win; you just need to show up, take one single shot on target, and watch your opponent fall apart under the weight of their own incompetence. 🤡

The drama peaked in the 35th minute when Damvix FC found the back of the net with their only attempt of the entire game. It was clinical, it was cruel, and it was frankly hilarious. As Naoned Is Back desperately tried to claw their way back, they treated the referee to a masterclass in aggressive frustration, racking up five fouls and a yellow card. To make matters worse, one of their players had to be carried off the pitch in the 53rd minute—a fitting metaphor for a team whose season is currently on life support.

By the time the final whistle blew, Naoned Is Back had managed a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. They spent the rest of the match firing wildly into the stands and collecting bruises. Damvix FC leaves the stadium with three points and their dignity intact, while Naoned Is Back is left wondering if they might have better luck playing a different sport, perhaps one that doesn't involve a goal. A truly painful day for the home fans, who deserved better than this slapstick comedy routine. 📉

Match details

On 26/10/2026 09:30

Yellow Park (Naoned Is Back)

57598 spectators

No extra time

Hyxo
343 pts
24 yrs
Coteo
323 pts
22 yrs
Nirapaplu...
322 pts
22 yrs
Piston
356 pts
28 yrs
Kike
321 pts
21 yrs
O lala
327 pts
25 yrs
Grantatakan
243 pts
24 yrs
Oukile
323 pts
25 yrs
El Maetro
340 pts
30 yrs
Tity
360 pts
28 yrs
Cyko
313 pts
25 yrs
Meja
301 pts
24 yrs
Mube
282 pts
19 yrs
Lizarazu
290 pts
29 yrs
Maldini
298 pts
27 yrs
Blanc
316 pts
31 yrs
Baxa
304 pts
23 yrs
Lucho
300 pts
30 yrs
Ronaldinho
303 pts
30 yrs
David Tre...
303 pts
24 yrs
Djibril C...
295 pts
29 yrs
Drogba
327 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    That is the end of the 90 minutes, a victory for Damvix FC over Naoned Is Back, who will regret not taking their chances.

  2. 91'

    Oukile commits a deliberate obstruction on David Trezeguet. Watch out!

  3. 87'

    Tactical change — Naoned Is Back

    Naoned Is Back modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 84'

    El Maetro miscontrols the ball, allowing Lucho to calmly restart the play.

  5. 78'

    Free kick by Tity

    A floating free kick from Tity that Meja manages to punch away for a corner.

  6. 78'

    What a horror tackle! Blanc drives his studs into Oukile's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  7. 76'

    Yellow card for Tity

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! Tity got lucky.

  8. 76'

    Tity commits a deliberate obstruction on Mube. Watch out!

  9. 71'

    El Maetro accelerates and passes to Piston, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  10. 66'

    Oukile commits a heavy foul, tackling Maldini from behind with both feet off the ground.

  11. 65'

    Tactical change — Naoned Is Back

    Naoned Is Back modifie sa stratégie.

  12. 65'

    Substitution for Naoned Is Back

    Naoned Is Back effectue un remplacement. Grantatakan prend la place de Sevu.

  13. 65'

    A run down the right from Nirapapluloin, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Blanc. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  14. 63'

    Oukile tries to outpace Ronaldinho, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  15. 60'

    What a foul! As El Maetro was heading for goal, Maldini comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  16. 58'

    Drogba passes to Maldini, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  17. 54'

    Oukile commits a deliberate obstruction on Djibril Cisse. Watch out!

  18. 53'

    Sevu goes down injured

    Sevu remains on the ground, his teammates are concerned and gathering around him. The referee arrives and calls for the medics... this looks serious.

  19. 52'

    Lizarazu pushes Sevu in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  20. 49'

    Tactical change — Damvix FC

    Damvix FC modifie sa stratégie.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Naoned Is Back va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45+2'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Damvix FC.

  23. 43'

    What a foul! As Drogba was heading for goal, Kike comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  24. 39'

    Free kick by Tity

    Tity takes the free kick but it's wide!

  25. 39'

    Drogba and Coteo are battling for the ball, and Drogba delivers a violent shoulder charge to Coteo, who goes down. It is a foul.

  26. 35'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Blanc

    David Trezeguet clears long into the final third, Blanc controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  27. 29'

    Shot off target by Piston

    Piston picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  28. 26'

    Maldini commits a heavy foul, tackling Piston from behind with both feet off the ground.

  29. 20'

    Lucho wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Djibril Cisse, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  30. 14'

    For the last few minutes, Naoned Is Back and Damvix FC have just been watching each other play.

  31. 11'

    Shot off target by El Maetro

    El Maetro tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  32. 8'

    Like a true magician, Sevu skips past Lizarazu with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  33. 5'

    Shot off target by Oukile

    Swerving cross from Piston, Oukile tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing; an exciting match is in store between Naoned Is Back and Damvix FC!

Key stats

Naoned Is Back Damvix FC
66% Possession 34%
0 Goals 1
1 Shots on target 1
4 Shots off target 0
5 Fouls 5
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Blanc 35' David Trezeguet

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 65'

Attack

  • 76'

Substitutes

  • 53'65'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 35'

Midfield

Attack

  • 35'

Substitutes

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