Championship

Full time

2-2

HT: 1 - 2

Key moments

  1. 80'

    Yellow card for Lenu

    Lenu is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  2. 64'

    Substitution for Geouffy FC

    Geouffy FC effectue un remplacement. E.Hazard prend la place de Sivu.

  3. 64'

    Substitution for Geouffy FC

    Geouffy FC effectue un remplacement. Pize prend la place de A.Witsel.

  4. 63'

    Penalty converted by E.Cavani

    E.Cavani fires it home into the top corner past Mefy, who actually guessed the right way.

  5. 63'

    Yellow card for Sivu

    Sivu picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

  6. 45+2'

    Substitution for USSV

    USSV effectue un remplacement. Bity prend la place de A.Mac Allister.

  7. 35'

    Goal for Geouffy FC! A.Witsel

    Lenu hits a beautiful crossfield pass to A.Witsel, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  8. 25'

    Yellow card for Creamy Deluxe

    Creamy Deluxe is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  9. 10'

    Free kick scored by K.De Bruyne

    K.De Bruyne takes the free-kick, Axel D gets a touch but can't keep it out.

  10. 5'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    E.Cavani spots Mazo calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

What a display of sheer, unadulterated chaos! The clash between USSV and Geouffy FC ended in a 2-2 draw that left everyone questioning the very concept of professional football. USSV struck first with a goal in the 5th minute, looking like they actually knew how to play, but their lead evaporated faster than a fan's patience when Geouffy FC answered back with a brilliant free-kick just five minutes later. By the 35th minute, Geouffy FC had turned the tables entirely, leaving USSV scrambling to find their dignity amidst a flurry of missed shots and desperate lunges. ⚽

The second half was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a clumsy brawl disguised as a sport. USSV finally caught a break in the 63rd minute when a penalty was awarded, allowing them to claw back to 2-2 after Geouffy FC decided that committing fouls and collecting yellow cards was a more viable strategy than actually defending their goal. The referee, clearly exhausted by the incompetence on display, spent more time reaching into his pocket for cards than watching the ball, as both teams combined for a grand total of five fouls and three yellow cards, proving that if you can't play football, you might as well play bumper cars. 🤡

When the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read 2-2, a result that surely disappointed anyone who values their time. USSV finished with 4 shots on target and a whole lot of "what if," while Geouffy FC walked away with the same score despite barely bothering the opposing goalkeeper twice all afternoon. It was a masterclass in mediocrity, a tactical tragedy, and quite frankly, the kind of match that makes you want to go watch paint dry instead. Same time next year, please—or better yet, let's just cancel the rematch.

Match details

On 25/10/2026 18:30

Foret de Machecoul (USSV)

18844 spectators

No extra time

Axel D
250 pts
26 yrs
Ganiou
256 pts
30 yrs
Timothé
279 pts
32 yrs
Creamy De...
283 pts
32 yrs
Enzo Le Fée
309 pts
25 yrs
Mapo
313 pts
24 yrs
Mazo
313 pts
21 yrs
Bity
255 pts
18 yrs
Houssem A...
320 pts
32 yrs
Redu
262 pts
25 yrs
E.Cavani
266 pts
27 yrs
Mefy
247 pts
20 yrs
J.Vertonghen
236 pts
26 yrs
V.Kompany
252 pts
26 yrs
T.Alderwe...
231 pts
27 yrs
T.Meunier
235 pts
26 yrs
R.Nainggolan
231 pts
26 yrs
K.De Bruyne
240 pts
26 yrs
Pize
235 pts
18 yrs
Lenu
239 pts
19 yrs
E.Hazard
237 pts
32 yrs
Weqy
243 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And that is the end of the match, finishing in a 2-2- draw between USSV and Geouffy FC!

  2. 88'

    USSV is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Geouffy FC's defensive block to push up.

  3. 84'

    A run down the right from Pize, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Timothé. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  4. 80'

    Yellow card for Lenu

    Lenu is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  5. 80'

    Lenu commits a deliberate obstruction on Bity. Watch out!

  6. 78'

    Shot on target by Mapo

    Mapo races down the right and crosses perfectly for Houssem Aouar. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

  7. 73'

    E.Hazard wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Weqy, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  8. 72'

    Bity thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Pize.

  9. 67'

    T.Alderweireld looks for J.Vertonghen in behind the defense, but J.Vertonghen cannot control the ball properly.

  10. 64'

    Substitution for Geouffy FC

    Geouffy FC effectue un remplacement. E.Hazard prend la place de Sivu.

  11. 64'

    Substitution for Geouffy FC

    Geouffy FC effectue un remplacement. Pize prend la place de A.Witsel.

  12. 63'

    Penalty converted by E.Cavani

    E.Cavani fires it home into the top corner past Mefy, who actually guessed the right way.

  13. 63'

    Penalty to USSV

    The referee didn't hesitate and points to the penalty spot. E.Cavani places the ball.

  14. 63'

    Yellow card for Sivu

    Sivu picks up a needless yellow card for arguing with the referee's decision.

  15. 63'

    Redu dribbles past two opponents, but Sivu decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  16. 59'

    Geouffy FC are in real trouble, USSV are currently monopolizing possession.

  17. 56'

    Redu humiliates Lenu with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  18. 52'

    Redu and E.Cavani are stringing passes together beautifully.

  19. 47'

    Ganiou is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, K.De Bruyne.

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe USSV va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45+2'

    Tactical change — USSV

    USSV modifie sa stratégie.

  22. 45+2'

    Substitution for USSV

    USSV effectue un remplacement. Bity prend la place de A.Mac Allister.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour Geouffy FC.

  24. 39'

    Save by Mefy

    What a powerful strike from Mapo, but Mefy gets in the way!

  25. 37'

    Free kick by Houssem Aouar

    Houssem Aouar floats the free kick into the box, but no one is there to meet it.

  26. 37'

    Axel D starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Lenu, who commits a very bad foul.

  27. 35'

    Goal for Geouffy FC! A.Witsel

    Lenu hits a beautiful crossfield pass to A.Witsel, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  28. 30'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Ganiou to E.Cavani, who brings it down with his chest.

  29. 26'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Enzo Le Fée plays a through ball to A.Mac Allister, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  30. 25'

    Yellow card for Creamy Deluxe

    Creamy Deluxe is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  31. 24'

    What a foul! As V.Kompany was heading for goal, Creamy Deluxe comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  32. 21'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Enzo Le Fée brings the move to an end.

  33. 20'

    Shot off target by Houssem Aouar

    Houssem Aouar!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  34. 15'

    Enzo Le Fée thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined J.Vertonghen.

  35. 10'

    Free kick scored by K.De Bruyne

    K.De Bruyne takes the free-kick, Axel D gets a touch but can't keep it out.

  36. 10'

    Enzo Le Fée pushes V.Kompany in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  37. 6'

    Tactical change — Geouffy FC

    Geouffy FC modifie sa stratégie.

  38. 5'

    Goal for USSV! Mazo

    E.Cavani spots Mazo calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The crowd is settled, the 22 players are ready, let's go for 90 minutes of pure excitement!

Key stats

USSV Geouffy FC
65% Possession 35%
2 Goals 2
4 Shots on target 2
2 Shots off target 0
2 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • E.Cavani 63'
  • Mazo 5' E.Cavani

Scorers

  • A.Witsel 35' Lenu
  • K.De Bruyne 10'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 25'

Midfield

  • 5'
  • 45+2'

Attack

  • 63'(Pen)5'

Substitutes

  • 45+2'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 10'
  • 64'

Attack

  • 35'80'
  • 64'

Substitutes

  • 35'64'
  • 63'64'

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