Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Penalty converted by Sexa

    Sexa sends Bart Simpson the wrong way, it's in the back of the net!

  2. 85'

    Yellow card for Bart Simpson

    And yes, it is a booking for Bart Simpson!

  3. 80'

    Substitution for FC Vibora

    FC Vibora effectue un remplacement. Bylo prend la place de Joueur5.

  4. 78'

    Goal for FC Vibora! Comblez.G

    Comblez.G is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Georgie Cooper, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  5. 68'

    Free kick scored by Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman powers the free kick towards goal, nobody touches it and it ends up in the back of the net! Great goal!

  6. 61'

    Goal for FC Vibora! L. Modric

    From this magnificent cross by Marius Roy, L. Modric side-foots it home to score!

  7. 50'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Eric Cartman

    A well-taken corner by Georgie Cooper. Eric Cartman loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  8. 39'

    Yellow card for Hisoka Morow

    And yes, it is a booking for Hisoka Morow!

  9. 16'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Zinedine Zidane

    GOAL! Zinedine Zidane steps over Xoxu and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  10. 4'

    Free kick scored by Eric Cartman

    The fans can't believe their eyes! This free-kick is sublime, they are chanting Eric Cartman's name!

  11. 3'

    Goal for FC Vibora! Comblez.G

    The team links up 35 meters out and Comblez.G is finally found by Sexa on the left. Comblez.G cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

What we witnessed today between RC TEMPS and FC Vibora was less of a football match and more of a collective nervous breakdown on grass. The scoreboard ended at a ridiculous 4-4, a result that proves both teams treat the concept of a "defensive line" as a mere suggestion rather than a tactical necessity. RC TEMPS started with some early nerves, firing shots into the stands, but managed to find the net first. However, the game quickly devolved into a chaotic brawl, with RC TEMPS picking up two yellow cards while trying to kick their way out of trouble, and FC Vibora committing five fouls just to stop the bleeding. 🤡

The second half was pure, unadulterated madness. RC TEMPS seemed to have the game in the bag with a clever corner goal and a brilliant free-kick, but they clearly forgot that FC Vibora were still on the pitch. Every time RC TEMPS looked like they were cruising, they invited the opposition back into the game with the hospitality of a confused hotel concierge. The drama reached its peak in the 85th minute when a clumsy challenge from RC TEMPS handed FC Vibora a penalty, which was calmly buried to seal the stalemate.

By the time the final whistle blew, the stats told a story of pure inefficiency: five shots on target each, but somehow eight goals scored. It was a defensive disasterclass that left the fans questioning their life choices. While FC Vibora will walk away feeling like they robbed a bank, RC TEMPS should be embarrassed for letting such a lead slip through their fingers like a bar of wet soap. If you were looking for tactical masterclasses, you were at the wrong stadium—this was pure, glorious, amateurish chaos. ⚽

Match details

On 25/10/2026 16:30

La salle du temps (RC TEMPS)

34247 spectators

No extra time

Bart Simpson
278 pts
32 yrs
Georgie C...
256 pts
32 yrs
Clifford ...
286 pts
28 yrs
Cyja
265 pts
25 yrs
Xuli
202 pts
23 yrs
Hisoka Morow
270 pts
34 yrs
Zinedine ...
277 pts
35 yrs
Eric Cartman
281 pts
35 yrs
Cody Lambert
258 pts
32 yrs
Son Goku
261 pts
29 yrs
Wazu
251 pts
25 yrs
Maël Mart...
236 pts
24 yrs
Xoxu
234 pts
21 yrs
Teo Barisic
270 pts
29 yrs
Christoph...
227 pts
27 yrs
Danilovic
228 pts
27 yrs
Comblez.G
268 pts
28 yrs
L. Modric
281 pts
30 yrs
Bylo
232 pts
18 yrs
Xure
242 pts
22 yrs
Marius Roy
276 pts
25 yrs
Sexa
249 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    It is over! The teams finish all square with a score of 4-4-.

  2. 88'

    Bylo slides into Georgie Cooper as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  3. 85'

    Penalty converted by Sexa

    Sexa sends Bart Simpson the wrong way, it's in the back of the net!

  4. 85'

    Penalty to FC Vibora

    Undeniable foul in the box!... Sexa steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...

  5. 85'

    Yellow card for Bart Simpson

    And yes, it is a booking for Bart Simpson!

  6. 84'

    Bart Simpson slides into Teo Barisic as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  7. 80'

    Tactical change — FC Vibora

    FC Vibora modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 80'

    Substitution for FC Vibora

    FC Vibora effectue un remplacement. Bylo prend la place de Joueur5.

  9. 78'

    Goal for FC Vibora! Comblez.G

    Comblez.G is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Georgie Cooper, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  10. 77'

    Lovely ball from Zinedine Zidane for Eric Cartman, but a defender intercepts.

  11. 73'

    Shot off target by Son Goku

    Son Goku beats two defenders and feeds Wazu, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  12. 68'

    Free kick scored by Eric Cartman

    Eric Cartman powers the free kick towards goal, nobody touches it and it ends up in the back of the net! Great goal!

  13. 68'

    Heavy foul by Marius Roy who charges into Hisoka Morow from behind.

  14. 66'

    RC TEMPS is barely seeing the ball as FC Vibora dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the FC Vibora fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  15. 63'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Georgie Cooper brings the move to an end.

  16. 61'

    Goal for FC Vibora! L. Modric

    From this magnificent cross by Marius Roy, L. Modric side-foots it home to score!

  17. 57'

    Xure slides into Cody Lambert as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  18. 51'

    Shot on target by Son Goku

    Son Goku passes to Wazu, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  19. 50'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Eric Cartman

    A well-taken corner by Georgie Cooper. Eric Cartman loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Vibora va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour RC TEMPS.

  22. 41'

    Teo Barisic cannot get past Zinedine Zidane and gives the ball away cheaply.

  23. 39'

    Yellow card for Hisoka Morow

    And yes, it is a booking for Hisoka Morow!

  24. 38'

    Xoxu cuts inside to beat his marker, but Hisoka Morow hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  25. 37'

    A shirt pull by Christophe Andre; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  26. 36'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Xuli brings the move to an end.

  27. 35'

    RC TEMPS is currently dominating in midfield, pushing FC Vibora back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  28. 32'

    L. Modric humiliates Cyja with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  29. 27'

    Comblez.G takes too long to release the ball and Xoxu is caught offside.

  30. 24'

    Shot off target by Comblez.G

    Great solo effort from Comblez.G, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  31. 21'

    Cyja tries to outpace L. Modric, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  32. 16'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Zinedine Zidane

    GOAL! Zinedine Zidane steps over Xoxu and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  33. 12'

    Save by Bart Simpson

    Danilovic hits a clean shot on target, but Bart Simpson makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  34. 7'

    Shot off target by Eric Cartman

    Pass from Eric Cartman to Zinedine Zidane, who completely slices his shot!!!

  35. 4'

    Free kick scored by Eric Cartman

    The fans can't believe their eyes! This free-kick is sublime, they are chanting Eric Cartman's name!

  36. 4'

    Comblez.G stamps on Hisoka Morow, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  37. 3'

    Goal for FC Vibora! Comblez.G

    The team links up 35 meters out and Comblez.G is finally found by Sexa on the left. Comblez.G cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

  38. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off between RC TEMPS and FC Vibora. We hope it lives up to the hype.

Key stats

RC TEMPS FC Vibora
55% Possession 45%
4 Goals 4
5 Shots on target 5
2 Shots off target 1
2 Fouls 5
2 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Eric Cartman 68'
  • Eric Cartman 50' Georgie Cooper
  • Zinedine Zidane 16'
  • Eric Cartman 4'

Scorers

  • Sexa 85'
  • Comblez.G 78'
  • L. Modric 61' Marius Roy
  • Comblez.G 3' Sexa

Goalkeeper

  • 85'

Defence

  • 50'

Midfield

  • 39'
  • 16'
  • 68'50'4'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 78'3'
  • 61'
  • 80'

Attack

  • 61'
  • 85'(Pen)3'

Substitutes

  • 80'

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