1. 91'

   Full time!

   We leave you with a final score of 5-2 for EL GRANDE SAEC. IMPERATOR KEBAB put up a good fight, maybe next time...

2. 91'

   Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

   PANTY SNIFFER passes to GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

3. 87'

   Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

   STEPH SLIPENCUIR runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

4. 86'

   STEPH SLIPENCUIR starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Alex Tex Mex, who commits a very bad foul.

5. 84'

   Tactical change — EL GRANDE SAEC

   EL GRANDE SAEC modifie sa stratégie.

6. 84'

   Substitution for EL GRANDE SAEC

   EL GRANDE SAEC effectue un remplacement. SambaCécile prend la place de PA LA PR NIAISER.

7. 83'

   PROUT PISTOL accelerates and passes to GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

8. 81'

   For the last few minutes, EL GRANDE SAEC and IMPERATOR KEBAB have just been watching each other play.

9. 79'

   Shot on target by KNAKI DURE

   KNAKI DURE tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

10. 74'

    Penalty converted by RemyLeBourrineur

    A Panenka! That is exceptional! What a daring piece of skill from RemyLeBourrineur at a crucial moment in the match! Incredible!

11. 74'

    Penalty to EL GRANDE SAEC

    Foul in the box, a penalty is fair! RemyLeBourrineur will have to step up.

12. 74'

    Heavy foul by KNAKI DURE who charges into PILY PILY FIRE from behind.

13. 70'

    Yellow card for Hamzizi

    By constantly complaining to the referee, Hamzizi has achieved only one thing: getting himself booked.

14. 69'

    What a foul! As BOUDIN CUIT was heading for goal, Hamzizi comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

15. 64'

    A wonderful one-two between POOP CATAPULT and STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes out three opposing players.

16. 59'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    PierreLeVeaucer leaves BOUDIN CRU for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

17. 56'

    Save by CatocheLeTitane

    Counter-attack from KNAKI DURE who shoots, but CatocheLeTitane makes a save with his foot!

18. 52'

    Penalty converted by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR sends CatocheLeTitane the wrong way, it's in the back of the net!

19. 52'

    Penalty to IMPERATOR KEBAB

    Despite the crowd's whistles and protests, the referee points to the penalty spot. STEPH SLIPENCUIR focuses on converting it.

20. 52'

    CatocheLeTitane makes no attempt to play the ball there! STEPH SLIPENCUIR is on the ground. It is a foul.

21. 47'

    Shot off target by Alex Tex Mex

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Alex Tex Mex took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe IMPERATOR KEBAB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour EL GRANDE SAEC.

24. 41'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

25. 38'

    Shot off target by RemyLeBourrineur

    A superb ball from Alex Tex Mex finds RemyLeBourrineur behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

26. 33'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! VIKY MERCURY

    The corner is delivered to the back post by PA LA PR NIAISER, and VIKY MERCURY powers a header past the keeper! It's a GOAL!

27. 30'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    PierreLeVeaucer tries a shot from 30 meters out, but PACO RABAT pushes the ball onto the right post.

28. 27'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    Oh, what a blunder!!! KNAKI MOLLE plays a weak backpass to his keeper, PierreLeVeaucer intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

29. 22'

    Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR curls the ball beautifully, and it nestles right into the top corner past CatocheLeTitane.

30. 21'

    Following a nice piece of skill from PACO RABAT, Hamzizi can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

31. 18'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    From midfield, PILY PILY FIRE unleashes a superb strike, but PACO RABAT catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

32. 15'

    A run down the right from BOUDIN CRU, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by PA LA PR NIAISER. The danger remains near the penalty area.

33. 12'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR steps up and... poor pigeon.

34. 11'

    A shirt pull by RemyLeBourrineur; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

35. 7'

    Ball recovered by VIKY MERCURY who rushes to play PA LA PR NIAISER through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

36. 5'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! RemyLeBourrineur

    Following a poor clearance by BOUDIN CUIT, RemyLeBourrineur finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

37. 0'

    Kick-off

    And the first whistle blows to kick off what we hope will be a thrilling match.

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