Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Penalty converted by Zesu

    And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, Poutine could do nothing about that!

  2. 79'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Mobutu

    Following a poor clearance by Michael Kruger, Mobutu finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  3. 31'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Ziderm

    Castolo plays a through ball to Ziderm, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!

What a display of "tactical" genius from Loche Witz, who seemingly confused a professional football match for an amateur wrestling tournament. With a staggering 8 fouls and only one lonely shot on target, they played with the finesse of a bulldozer in a china shop. Meanwhile, Pro Evolution Soccer arrived on the pitch actually intending to play the sport, racking up 6 shots on target and proving that while Loche Witz was busy collecting yellow cards and cheap bruises, the visitors were building a clinical lead. 🤡

The match was a comedy of errors for the home side, who spent most of the first half perfecting the art of the missed free-kick defense. Pro Evolution Soccer finally broke the deadlock in the 31st minute, leaving Loche Witz looking like deer in headlights. Despite a desperate, accidental equalizer in the 79th minute that had the home crowd briefly hallucinating a comeback, the universe corrected itself when Loche Witz committed yet another foul in the 85th minute, gifting a penalty to the visitors.

Cool as a cucumber, Pro Evolution Soccer converted the spot-kick to secure a well-deserved 1-2 victory. It was a brutal reality check for Loche Witz, whose strategy of "if you can't kick the ball, kick the opponent" failed spectacularly. They end the season with more fouls than dignity, while Pro Evolution Soccer heads home with the points and their pride fully intact. Sometimes, talent actually beats pure, unadulterated chaos. ⚽

Match details

On 24/10/2026 16:30

Stade dome de fer (Loche Witz)

10500 spectators

No extra time

Poutine
235 pts
34 yrs
kim Jun
162 pts
29 yrs
Trump
180 pts
34 yrs
Nader
174 pts
19 yrs
Ravic
186 pts
19 yrs
Pinochet
152 pts
32 yrs
Kadhafi
140 pts
29 yrs
Staline
144 pts
33 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
144 pts
32 yrs
Adolf
194 pts
33 yrs
Mobutu
180 pts
32 yrs
Kalm
165 pts
18 yrs
Roberto L...
167 pts
23 yrs
Valeny
199 pts
19 yrs
Von Bolsen
211 pts
19 yrs
Michael K...
197 pts
18 yrs
Zesu
208 pts
17 yrs
Ziderm
204 pts
18 yrs
Naldorinho
202 pts
20 yrs
Van Miste...
201 pts
22 yrs
Castolo
190 pts
18 yrs
Radolno
207 pts
18 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 2-1 for Pro Evolution Soccer.

  2. 88'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Von Bolsen to Castolo, who brings it down with his chest.

  3. 85'

    Penalty converted by Zesu

    And it's a goal! The ball nestles into the top left corner, Poutine could do nothing about that!

  4. 85'

    Penalty to Pro Evolution Soccer

    Despite the crowd's whistles and protests, the referee points to the penalty spot. Zesu focuses on converting it.

  5. 85'

    Poutine is late on Kalm, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  6. 83'

    A dangerous cross from Ravic is easily dealt with by Von Bolsen, who clears with a header.

  7. 79'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Mobutu

    Following a poor clearance by Michael Kruger, Mobutu finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  8. 74'

    Free kick by Zesu

    Poorly taken free kick by Zesu, the attackers can only get a glancing touch on the ball.

  9. 74'

    Nader puts in a heavy tackle on Naldorinho during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  10. 72'

    A run down the right from Trump, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Valeny. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  11. 66'

    Mobutu overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Zesu, but it does not come off.

  12. 63'

    Naldorinho humiliates Ravic with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  13. 58'

    Nader cannot stop Valeny, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  14. 54'

    Ziderm commits a deliberate obstruction on Poutine. Watch out!

  15. 51'

    kim Jun cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Van Mistelroum manages to scramble away for a corner.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Loche Witz va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Pro Evolution Soccer.

  18. 41'

    Free kick by Zesu

    Zesu runs up, his shot is on target but Poutine stretches to reach the ball.

  19. 41'

    kim Jun is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Kalm.

  20. 37'

    Like a true magician, Nader skips past Roberto Larcos with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  21. 34'

    Nader overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Von Bolsen, but it does not come off.

  22. 31'

    Goal for Pro Evolution Soccer! Ziderm

    Castolo plays a through ball to Ziderm, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!

  23. 27'

    Free kick by Zesu

    Zesu steps up, his shot is on target, but it is easily blocked by Poutine.

  24. 27'

    Fidèle Castro and Roberto Larcos are battling for the ball, and Fidèle Castro delivers a violent shoulder charge to Roberto Larcos, who goes down. It is a foul.

  25. 24'

    Save by Poutine

    Counter-attack from Michael Kruger who shoots, but Poutine makes a save with his foot!

  26. 20'

    Trump humiliates Zesu with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  27. 15'

    Free kick by Zesu

    Free kick taken by Zesu who curls a beautiful effort towards the top corner, but the keeper makes a spectacular save.

  28. 15'

    Pinochet is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Roberto Larcos's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  29. 9'

    Shot off target by Adolf

    Adolf is through on goal after a superb pass from Mobutu, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  30. 4'

    The tackle by Adolf on Ziderm is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  31. 2'

    Free kick by Zesu

    Zesu puts the ball into the box but Poutine comes out and claims it.

  32. 2'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Mobutu on Valeny.

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises to be evenly matched! Even our friend Paul the Octopus couldn't pick a winner.

Key stats

Loche Witz Pro Evolution Soccer
36% Possession 64%
1 Goals 2
1 Shots on target 6
1 Shots off target 2
8 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Mobutu 79'

Scorers

  • Zesu 85'
  • Ziderm 31' Castolo

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 79'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 85'(Pen)
  • 31'

Attack

  • 31'

Substitutes

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