Championship

Full time

LeGrasCestLaVie

1-7

HT: 0 - 3
PSG 26

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for PSG 26! O.Dembele_10

    Corner taken by Zozo, and O.Dembele_10 buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  2. 75'

    Goal for PSG 26! Zozo

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Zozo faces Rigy, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  3. 71'

    Goal for PSG 26! O.Dembele_10

    Facy is poorly positioned! O.Dembele_10 seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

  4. 60'

    Free kick scored by F.Torres_9

    Free-kick taken by F.Torres_9!! Facy is unsighted and can do nothing about this missile that ends up in the back of the net.

  5. 56'

    Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Vexe

    A well-taken corner by Brand. Vexe loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  6. 38'

    Goal for PSG 26! J.Neves_87

    On the counter-attack, S.Mayulu_24 plays a through ball to J.Neves_87, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  7. 30'

    Goal for PSG 26! F.Torres_9

    O.Dembele_10 spots F.Torres_9 calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  8. 24'

    Goal for PSG 26! M.Godts_22

    What a goal! From the corner, Zozo picks out M.Godts_22 at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  9. 9'

    Yellow card for M.Godts_22

    For that foul, M.Godts_22 can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public execution masquerading as a sport. PSG 26 arrived on the pitch looking like champions, while LeGrasCestLaVie looked like they were still digesting their namesake. The carnage began early when a 9th-minute yellow card for PSG 26 served as the only moment of mercy, as they immediately shifted gears to dismantle their opponents. By the time the dust settled, the 1-7 scoreline was a brutal reality check for a team that seemed to treat the ball like a hot potato they desperately wanted to get rid of.

The stats tell a tale of sheer incompetence versus clinical precision. LeGrasCestLaVie managed a pathetic 3 shots on target, including a consolation goal from a corner in the 56th minute that barely saved them from total embarrassment. Meanwhile, PSG 26 was rampant, firing 9 shots on target and turning every set-piece into a nightmare for the opposition defense. From the opening corner goal in the 24th minute to the final strike in the 88th, it was a masterclass in attacking football that left LeGrasCestLaVie chasing shadows and committing fouls out of pure frustration. ⚽

Ultimately, this was a slaughter. PSG 26 showed no pity, responding to every minor resistance with a fresh wave of goals, including a surgical free-kick in the 60th minute that pretty much broke the spirit of everyone wearing the LeGrasCestLaVie jersey. If they want to survive in this league, the boys from LeGrasCestLaVie might want to consider trading their boots for some running shoes or, perhaps, a diet. As for PSG 26, they are clearly playing a different game entirely. Absolute demolition. 📉

Head-to-head

Match details

On 23/10/2026 08:30

Stade LeGrasCestLaVie (LeGrasCestLaVie)

19015 spectators

No extra time

Facy
191 pts
20 yrs
Vipi
202 pts
22 yrs
Bine
195 pts
22 yrs
Mydy
200 pts
22 yrs
Hypy
188 pts
22 yrs
Huzy
158 pts
19 yrs
Rigy
188 pts
21 yrs
Lulu
203 pts
23 yrs
Nami
183 pts
23 yrs
Brand
195 pts
25 yrs
Vexe
202 pts
23 yrs
M.Safonov_39
226 pts
25 yrs
Marquinhos_5
229 pts
18 yrs
W.Pacho_51
229 pts
22 yrs
I.Zabarnyi_6
227 pts
22 yrs
Zozo
330 pts
21 yrs
Vitinha_17
228 pts
29 yrs
J.Neves_87
227 pts
27 yrs
S.Mayulu_24
255 pts
19 yrs
F.Torres_9
265 pts
19 yrs
O.Dembele_10
229 pts
27 yrs
M.Godts_22
229 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time! PSG 26 dominate LeGrasCestLaVie with a score of 7-1 and add another win to their tally!

  2. 88'

    Goal for PSG 26! O.Dembele_10

    Corner taken by Zozo, and O.Dembele_10 buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  3. 85'

    Free kick by F.Torres_9

    F.Torres_9 steps up and... poor pigeon.

  4. 84'

    Hypy manages to dribble past W.Pacho_51, who catches up. Hypy slaps his opponent! Foul!

  5. 79'

    I.Zabarnyi_6 is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Lulu's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  6. 75'

    Goal for PSG 26! Zozo

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Zozo faces Rigy, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  7. 71'

    Goal for PSG 26! O.Dembele_10

    Facy is poorly positioned! O.Dembele_10 seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

  8. 65'

    Superb nutmeg by F.Torres_9 on his opponent Brand; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  9. 63'

    Save by M.Safonov_39

    M.Safonov_39 makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from Rigy; Rigy can't believe it!

  10. 60'

    Free kick scored by F.Torres_9

    Free-kick taken by F.Torres_9!! Facy is unsighted and can do nothing about this missile that ends up in the back of the net.

  11. 60'

    After an aerial duel, Bine delivers a violent elbow to the face of M.Godts_22, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  12. 58'

    Link-up play between I.Zabarnyi_6 and Vitinha_17, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  13. 56'

    Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Vexe

    A well-taken corner by Brand. Vexe loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!

  14. 52'

    Save by Facy

    O.Dembele_10 is one-on-one with Facy but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  15. 51'

    Like a true magician, Rigy skips past O.Dembele_10 with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe LeGrasCestLaVie va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour PSG 26.

  18. 43'

    Free kick by F.Torres_9

    Free kick, F.Torres_9 to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  19. 43'

    J.Neves_87 dribbles past Bine with a magnificent nutmeg. Bine seems annoyed, so he tackles J.Neves_87 from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  20. 38'

    Goal for PSG 26! J.Neves_87

    On the counter-attack, S.Mayulu_24 plays a through ball to J.Neves_87, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  21. 35'

    Free kick by Brand

    Brand strikes the free kick with power, but it goes straight to the keeper who gathers it at the second attempt.

  22. 35'

    A shirt pull by I.Zabarnyi_6; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  23. 33'

    Bine delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Mydy was all alone in front of the goal.

  24. 30'

    Goal for PSG 26! F.Torres_9

    O.Dembele_10 spots F.Torres_9 calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  25. 25'

    Save by Facy

    Zozo is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Facy catches easily.

  26. 24'

    Goal for PSG 26! M.Godts_22

    What a goal! From the corner, Zozo picks out M.Godts_22 at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  27. 20'

    Vitinha_17 leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to F.Torres_9 who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  28. 15'

    PSG 26 is barely seeing the ball as LeGrasCestLaVie dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the LeGrasCestLaVie fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  29. 12'

    Link-up play between Zozo and F.Torres_9, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  30. 9'

    Yellow card for M.Godts_22

    For that foul, M.Godts_22 can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  31. 9'

    M.Godts_22 commits a heavy foul, tackling Vipi from behind with both feet off the ground.

  32. 4'

    LeGrasCestLaVie is calmly moving the ball around while PSG 26 sits deep. This is all very boring!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off, a few vuvuzelas can be heard.

Key stats

LeGrasCestLaVie PSG 26
37% Possession 63%
1 Goals 7
3 Shots on target 9
0 Shots off target 2
3 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Vexe 56' Brand

Scorers

  • O.Dembele_10 88' Zozo
  • Zozo 75'
  • O.Dembele_10 71'
  • F.Torres_9 60'
  • J.Neves_87 38' S.Mayulu_24
  • F.Torres_9 30' O.Dembele_10
  • M.Godts_22 24' Zozo

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 56'
  • 56'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 75'88'24'
  • 38'
  • 38'

Attack

  • 60'30'
  • 88'71'30'
  • 24'9'

Substitutes

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