Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 74'

    Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

    A magnificent goal from Failaicroisés with a strike that appears to take a deflection off KNAKI MOLLE.

  2. 66'

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF goes down injured

    Unfortunately, DENIS AKA PIGNOUF is no longer fit to continue; he should be replaced in the coming minutes.

  3. 31'

    Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! DENIS AKA PIGNOUF

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes the corner short and crosses to DENIS AKA PIGNOUF, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

  4. 18'

    Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

    Textbook play! Mailahofon delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Failaicroisés, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

What a tragic day for the culinary arts and football alike! The mighty EMPEREUR KEBAB, usually known for their spicy counter-attacks, looked more like a lukewarm side dish in their 1-2 loss to LOLSC. Despite a brief moment of hope when they managed to equalize via a corner kick in the 31st minute, the rest of their performance was as messy as a sauce-covered shirt. With only one measly shot on target and a player leaving the pitch injured in the 66th minute, the EMPEREUR KEBAB squad proved that they are currently better at committing fouls than actually finding the back of the net. 🥙

On the other side of the pitch, LOLSC played with the composure of a chef who knows exactly how much salt to add to the pot. After opening the scoring in the 18th minute, they weathered the storm of EMPEREUR KEBAB’s clumsy aggression and secured their victory with a clinical finish in the 74th minute. While they were not afraid to get their hands dirty with five fouls, their four shots on target kept the pressure high and the opposition’s defense in a constant state of panic.

In the end, EMPEREUR KEBAB leaves the stadium with nothing but bruised egos and a medical bill, while LOLSC walks away with the points and the bragging rights. It was a match defined by missed opportunities and tactical incompetence from the home side, proving once and for all that a fancy team name doesn't guarantee a delicious result. Better luck next time, though at this rate, the only thing they'll be serving up is disappointment! ⚽

Match details

On 21/10/2026 09:30

Le 1664 Arena (EMPEREUR KEBAB)

73200 spectators

No extra time

PACO RABAT
300 pts
25 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
323 pts
22 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
314 pts
23 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
317 pts
27 yrs
KNAKI DURE
322 pts
25 yrs
ÉNORME BL...
312 pts
25 yrs
PANTY SNI...
339 pts
24 yrs
STEPH SLI...
336 pts
28 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
325 pts
26 yrs
POOP CATA...
325 pts
23 yrs
DENIS AKA...
324 pts
29 yrs
Laisstoup...
265 pts
31 yrs
Joulbonhomme
313 pts
27 yrs
Taclalagorge
331 pts
24 yrs
Casstibiat
303 pts
28 yrs
Failaicro...
304 pts
29 yrs
Piedscarrés
369 pts
24 yrs
Controldé...
379 pts
23 yrs
Courpavite
339 pts
28 yrs
Mailahofon
352 pts
24 yrs
Lachtaballe
349 pts
24 yrs
Frappodessus
358 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A great win for LOLSC; EMPEREUR KEBAB will need to bounce back in their next match.

  2. 90'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    Frappodessus is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that PACO RABAT catches easily.

  3. 87'

    Tactical change — LOLSC

    LOLSC modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 84'

    KNAKI MOLLE and Joulbonhomme are battling for the ball, and KNAKI MOLLE delivers a violent shoulder charge to Joulbonhomme, who goes down. It is a foul.

  5. 83'

    In a duel with PANTY SNIFFER, Taclalagorge goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  6. 81'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, BOUDIN CRU plays a through ball to KNAKI DURE, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  7. 78'

    PANTY SNIFFER beats two players with a roulette. Failaicroisés tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

  8. 77'

    Shot off target by Piedscarrés

    Run down the right flank by Piedscarrés who crosses for Courpavite, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  9. 74'

    Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

    A magnificent goal from Failaicroisés with a strike that appears to take a deflection off KNAKI MOLLE.

  10. 71'

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF weaves through the defense and cuts it back for ÉNORME BLAIREAU, but a defender gets there first.

  11. 66'

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF goes down injured

    Unfortunately, DENIS AKA PIGNOUF is no longer fit to continue; he should be replaced in the coming minutes.

  12. 66'

    A shirt pull by Casstibiat; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  13. 64'

    Tactical change — LOLSC

    LOLSC modifie sa stratégie.

  14. 59'

    Undeniable foul! Joulbonhomme tackles POOP CATAPULT with both feet off the ground!

  15. 57'

    PANTY SNIFFER runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Casstibiat.

  16. 54'

    The tackle by Piedscarrés on PANTY SNIFFER is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  17. 53'

    Casstibiat is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on KNAKI MOLLE's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  18. 49'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB is pressing very intensely, forcing LOLSC to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  19. 47'

    Great cross out to the left from BOUDIN CRU, but PANTY SNIFFER miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  20. 46'

    Shot off target by ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    Great work from ÉNORME BLAIREAU on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find KNAKI DURE. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  23. 42'

    BOUDIN CRU catches Casstibiat's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  24. 36'

    Joulbonhomme just tackled STEPH SLIPENCUIR with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  25. 31'

    Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! DENIS AKA PIGNOUF

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes the corner short and crosses to DENIS AKA PIGNOUF, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

  26. 28'

    A series of passes between ÉNORME BLAIREAU and DENIS AKA PIGNOUF while they wait for an opening.

  27. 25'

    Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by KNAKI DURE, STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  28. 22'

    Shot off target by Controldésorienté

    Great work from Controldésorienté on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Lachtaballe. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

  29. 18'

    Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

    Textbook play! Mailahofon delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Failaicroisés, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  30. 13'

    Mailahofon runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by BOUDIN CUIT.

  31. 10'

    Shot off target by DENIS AKA PIGNOUF

    Strike from DENIS AKA PIGNOUF that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  32. 5'

    Free kick by Mailahofon

    Mailahofon runs up, his shot is on target but PACO RABAT stretches to reach the ball.

  33. 4'

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR pushes Courpavite in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  34. 3'

    A series of passes between Courpavite and Joulbonhomme while they wait for an opening.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes in the pouring rain. The players will have to dig deep to impose their game.

Key stats

EMPEREUR KEBAB LOLSC
47% Possession 53%
1 Goals 2
1 Shots on target 4
3 Shots off target 2
4 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • DENIS AKA PIGNOUF 31' STEPH SLIPENCUIR

Scorers

  • Failaicroisés 74'
  • Failaicroisés 18' Mailahofon

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 31'

Attack

  • 31'66'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 74'18'

Midfield

Attack

  • 18'

Substitutes

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