Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Yellow card for Myni

    Yellow card! Yes, Myni cannot escape that one!

  2. 82'

    Antonin Masson goes down injured

    Antonin Masson is holding his right leg and screaming in pain. I think he is coming off; a tough blow for his team.

  3. 76'

    Goal for USSV! Redu

    Counter-attack led by Mapo, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Redu, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  4. 71'

    Substitution for USSV

    USSV effectue un remplacement. Juty prend la place de A.Mac Allister.

  5. 46'

    Yellow card for Thibault Dubois

    For that foul, Thibault Dubois can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  6. 41'

    Yellow card for Kipo

    Following that foul, Kipo is shown a yellow card.

  7. 14'

    Goal for USSV! E.Cavani

    Houssem Aouar takes the corner short and crosses to E.Cavani, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

  8. 10'

    Goal for Bistoufly.F.C! Vaba

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Antonin Masson draws the keeper out before squaring to Vaba at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

What a glorious disaster we witnessed as USSV snatched a 2-1 victory from the jaws of the most aggressive bunch of Sunday league hackers I have ever had the displeasure of watching. Bistoufly.F.C clearly arrived with the tactical sophistication of a wrecking ball, racking up eight fouls and three yellow cards while acting as if the pitch were a cage match rather than a football game. They managed a fluke goal in the 10th minute, but that was the peak of their miserable afternoon, as they spent the rest of the match auditioning for a role in a low-budget action movie rather than attempting to actually play football. 🤡

USSV, showing the patience of saints, responded perfectly to the chaos. After a swift corner kick leveled the score at 14 minutes, they dominated the pitch, despite the constant interruptions caused by Bistoufly.F.C’s blatant disregard for the rulebook. The turning point came in the 76th minute when USSV finally broke through the wall of incompetence to secure the lead. It was poetic justice that the only thing Bistoufly.F.C managed to produce in the final minutes was a self-inflicted injury and yet another yellow card to add to their shameful collection.

By the final whistle, the statistics told the real story: USSV played football, while Bistoufly.F.C played tag with the referee's notebook. With three shots on target and a well-deserved win, USSV proved that skill and composure will always triumph over mindless aggression. As for Bistoufly.F.C, perhaps they should consider trading their cleats for boxing gloves before their next outing. A fantastic result for the beautiful game, and a dark day for the brawlers of Bistoufly.F.C. ⚽

Match details

On 19/10/2026 21:30

Foret de Machecoul (USSV)

22549 spectators

No extra time

Axel D
250 pts
26 yrs
Yanis Payet
253 pts
28 yrs
Timothé
277 pts
31 yrs
Creamy De...
281 pts
31 yrs
Enzo Le Fée
305 pts
25 yrs
Mapo
309 pts
24 yrs
Mazo
304 pts
21 yrs
Juty
196 pts
21 yrs
Houssem A...
316 pts
32 yrs
Redu
262 pts
25 yrs
E.Cavani
266 pts
26 yrs
Wite
214 pts
20 yrs
Babo
239 pts
23 yrs
Thibault ...
219 pts
29 yrs
Rujy
215 pts
20 yrs
Antonin M...
226 pts
30 yrs
Dyhy
179 pts
19 yrs
Myni
252 pts
18 yrs
Vaba
358 pts
21 yrs
Kipo
245 pts
18 yrs
Vube
216 pts
18 yrs
Vacu
239 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    USSV players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over Bistoufly.F.C.

  2. 90'

    Save by Wite

    That helps a keeper! Wite wins his duel against Enzo Le Fée, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  3. 86'

    Bistoufly.F.C is dropping back as USSV looks increasingly dangerous.

  4. 84'

    Yellow card for Myni

    Yellow card! Yes, Myni cannot escape that one!

  5. 84'

    Mazo dribbles past two opponents, but Myni decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  6. 82'

    Antonin Masson goes down injured

    Antonin Masson is holding his right leg and screaming in pain. I think he is coming off; a tough blow for his team.

  7. 82'

    What a foul! As Antonin Masson was heading for goal, Timothé comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  8. 76'

    Goal for USSV! Redu

    Counter-attack led by Mapo, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Redu, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

  9. 71'

    Tactical change — USSV

    USSV modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 71'

    Substitution for USSV

    USSV effectue un remplacement. Juty prend la place de A.Mac Allister.

  11. 68'

    Shot off target by Mazo

    Mazo tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  12. 67'

    A dangerous cross from E.Cavani is easily dealt with by Babo, who clears with a header.

  13. 61'

    A wonderful one-two between Mazo and Mapo takes out three opposing players.

  14. 55'

    Kipo catches Houssem Aouar's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  15. 51'

    USSV and Bistoufly.F.C are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  16. 49'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Vaba to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Dyhy immediately.

  17. 46'

    Yellow card for Thibault Dubois

    For that foul, Thibault Dubois can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  18. 46'

    Thibault Dubois manages to dribble past Yanis Payet, who catches up. Thibault Dubois slaps his opponent! Foul!

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  21. 43'

    What a foul! As Mazo was heading for goal, Thibault Dubois comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  22. 41'

    Yellow card for Kipo

    Following that foul, Kipo is shown a yellow card.

  23. 41'

    Axel D starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Kipo, who commits a very bad foul.

  24. 36'

    Free kick by Houssem Aouar

    Watch out, Houssem Aouar steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Wite didn't even move!

  25. 36'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Axel D, Vacu can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  26. 33'

    A shirt pull by Babo; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  27. 28'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Thibault Dubois to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Dyhy immediately.

  28. 24'

    Yanis Payet tries to get past Rujy, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  29. 18'

    Shot off target by E.Cavani

    E.Cavani is through on goal after a superb pass from Houssem Aouar, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  30. 14'

    Goal for USSV! E.Cavani

    Houssem Aouar takes the corner short and crosses to E.Cavani, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

  31. 10'

    Goal for Bistoufly.F.C! Vaba

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Antonin Masson draws the keeper out before squaring to Vaba at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  32. 6'

    Redu wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Creamy Deluxe, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  33. 1'

    After an aerial duel, Kipo delivers a violent elbow to the face of Mazo, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway in this magnificent stadium! We expect a good match between USSV and Bistoufly.F.C!

Key stats

USSV Bistoufly.F.C
77% Possession 23%
2 Goals 1
3 Shots on target 1
3 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 8
0 Yellow cards 3
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Redu 76' Mapo
  • E.Cavani 14' Houssem Aouar

Scorers

  • Vaba 10' Antonin Masson

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 76'
  • 71'

Attack

  • 14'
  • 76'
  • 14'

Substitutes

  • 71'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 46'
  • 10'82'

Midfield

  • 84'
  • 10'
  • 41'

Attack

Substitutes

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