Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Yellow card for Titi

    Titi is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  2. 82'

    Yellow card for A.Loubiere

    Yellow card for A.Loubiere! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  3. 16'

    Yellow card for Thomas

    And it's a yellow card for Thomas. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

If you were looking for a reason to lose your faith in the beautiful game, the showdown between Miroow and Les Sharks 61 was delivered to you on a silver platter of incompetence. In a display of tactical ineptitude that would make a Sunday league team blush, both sides managed to produce a 0-0 scoreline that felt more like a punishment than a sporting event. While Les Sharks 61 at least attempted to find the goal with seven total efforts, their accuracy was reminiscent of a blindfolded archer. Meanwhile, Miroow appeared to have forgotten that the objective of football is to actually kick the ball toward the net, finishing the day with an impressive zero shots of any kind. 🥱

The only thing either team seemed capable of mastering was the art of the foul. Miroow, clearly frustrated by their inability to conjure up a single offensive spark, spent most of the afternoon hacking away at their opponents, accumulating five fouls and two yellow cards for their troubles. Les Sharks 61 were not much better, though they were slightly more disciplined, picking up a single yellow card as they desperately peppered the goal with shots that found everything except the back of the net. The tension was non-existent, unless you count the mounting frustration of the spectators watching these twenty-two souls wander aimlessly across the pitch.

By the 89th minute, as Miroow committed their final foul of the day, it was clear that the only winners were the fans who decided to stay home. This wasn't a tactical stalemate; it was a vacuum of talent. If this match is the future of the league, we might as well pack up the balls and replace them with nap pods. A truly historic performance in the category of "doing absolutely nothing of note." ⚽

Match details

On 18/10/2026 16:30

CS NEUVILLE (Miroow)

7027 spectators

No extra time

Risi
180 pts
19 yrs
Vabo
179 pts
19 yrs
Ben-J
207 pts
28 yrs
Thomas
205 pts
28 yrs
Terry
207 pts
28 yrs
Marty
205 pts
27 yrs
Titi
206 pts
26 yrs
Klaus
206 pts
29 yrs
Furi
178 pts
20 yrs
Nicos
207 pts
25 yrs
Daniel
206 pts
28 yrs
L.Chevalier
295 pts
27 yrs
N.Mendes
271 pts
30 yrs
Marquinhos
271 pts
19 yrs
W.Pacho
320 pts
25 yrs
A.Hakimi
273 pts
21 yrs
Vitinha
281 pts
24 yrs
J.Neves
274 pts
22 yrs
F.Ruiz
273 pts
18 yrs
D.Doue
271 pts
28 yrs
A.Loubiere
271 pts
23 yrs
O.Dembele
274 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    And that is the end of the match, finishing in a 0-0 draw between Miroow and Les Sharks 61!

  2. 89'

    F.Ruiz starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Klaus, who commits a very bad foul.

  3. 86'

    Yellow card for Titi

    Titi is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  4. 86'

    Titi leans on A.Loubiere in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  5. 82'

    Yellow card for A.Loubiere

    Yellow card for A.Loubiere! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

  6. 82'

    What a horror tackle! A.Loubiere drives his studs into Daniel's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

  7. 80'

    Les Sharks 61 are keeping the ball and running down the clock; Miroow need to respond!

  8. 76'

    Les Sharks 61 has possession but can't find a way through, as Miroow is defending the pitch well.

  9. 72'

    Shot off target by A.Loubiere

    A.Loubiere crosses, D.Doue attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  10. 66'

    A wonderful one-two between Marquinhos and A.Loubiere takes out three opposing players.

  11. 62'

    Unacceptable foul by Ben-J who tackles L.Chevalier from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  12. 59'

    O.Dembele miscontrols the ball, allowing Furi to calmly restart the play.

  13. 57'

    Shot off target by A.Loubiere

    A.Loubiere picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  14. 55'

    Les Sharks 61 is pressing very intensely, forcing Miroow to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  15. 49'

    Les Sharks 61's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—Miroow could capitalize on that.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  18. 42'

    Save by Risi

    From midfield, Vitinha unleashes a superb strike, but Risi catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  19. 40'

    Free kick by D.Doue

    Free kick, D.Doue to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  20. 39'

    Daniel stamps on Vitinha, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  21. 37'

    A.Hakimi goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Titi wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  22. 33'

    D.Doue bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for N.Mendes, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  23. 31'

    O.Dembele is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Titi.

  24. 27'

    Shot off target by A.Loubiere

    J.Neves finds A.Loubiere with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

  25. 24'

    Shot off target by J.Neves

    J.Neves is in front of goal, A.Hakimi makes a run but J.Neves goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  26. 22'

    In a duel with F.Ruiz, Ben-J goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  27. 16'

    Yellow card for Thomas

    And it's a yellow card for Thomas. It could have been red, but the referee keeps his cool!

  28. 16'

    After an aerial duel, Thomas delivers a violent elbow to the face of L.Chevalier, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  29. 12'

    Shot off target by A.Hakimi

    Great solo effort from A.Hakimi, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

  30. 7'

    A sublime cross-field pass from D.Doue to O.Dembele, who brings it down with his chest.

  31. 5'

    Miroow is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Les Sharks 61 players.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for what promises to be an exciting match between Miroow and Les Sharks 61!

Key stats

Miroow Les Sharks 61
26% Possession 74%
0 Goals 0
0 Shots on target 1
0 Shots off target 6
5 Fouls 2
2 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 16'

Midfield

  • 86'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 82'

Substitutes

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